“Three Interesting Sides and the F-ing Holes” Final Four Thread

King Hippo

King Hippo

Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan.Also a proud fookin’ Evertonian.Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child.[Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
King Hippo

Seriously, this was almost one of the more intriguing, non-evil final events of college hooping EVAR…if Kenfucky could have just guarded that annoying white fucker.  Now, I will have to stress drink tonight.  Fuck you, Coach Cal.

#7E South Carolina v. #1W Gonzaga (6:09, CBS)

Frank “Heart of Darkness” Martin v. Mark “how is this guy not the Notre Dame mascot?” Few has to be the sharpest contrast in visual coaching presence humanly possible.  Let’s hope the latter becomes the 5th favourite in a row who just can’t beat our Cocks ,, amirite??

#3MW Oregon v. #1S U*NC (8:49, CBS)

Look at all this Pacific Northwest competence!!  It’s the nicest geographic region of the US and A, so bully for them.  I told a Hole graduate acquaintance (who lives in San Francisco) earlier this week “your basketball team is worse than AIDS.”  She did not appreciate it.  The truth hurts sometimes.

King Hippo
King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]

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It turns out I last used the Kindle Fire in late 2014. I also forgot that the Fire uses a fucked-up version of Android that there aren’t any apps for. Oh well. Maybe I can sell it for an extra value meal.

Wakezilla

In honour of Wrestlemania tomorrow, here’s something awesome that happened on their real “A” show, which they consider their C show.

laserguru

Who left me in charge of music?

Fuck yeah I’ll do another hit and take another shot.

Wakezilla

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laserguru

OK. I feel better.

Have you seen this trailer?

laserguru

Because those are my boys with the background music.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Why is the new Sarah Conner doing all she can to look less hot with the 3rd grade boy haircut? It is a classic move of every single middle aged white women who isn’t famous but she is.

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I hate Jon Snow.

laserguru

Oh shit!

I’ve got to post Sunday Gravy!

Glad you’re enjoying the Tunes.

I’ll be right back!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I keep sitting on this broken chair and getting folded up.. I won’t lie, I am enjoying yeah right’s music. It is my kind of terrible music

laserguru

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

God bless you Brother Moose.

laserguru

MTWV approved.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My ass now is at floor level with my new broken chair. I would suggest Guardians of the Galaxy and its soundtrack instead of AC/DC. It is what I am doing

laserguru

I’ll walk it down a bit.

But just for you.

laserguru

Hey folks!

Let’s get all up in this bitch.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I got drunk twice today but I was at the store at 7 am to buy my dad his extremely overpriced Pepsi. I do that shit everyday for both of my parents. I want a Saturday off. My chair is really broke now. I can’t fix it again with twine like I have before

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I completely broke my chair now., stealing the chair that is being thrown out tomorrow now.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Going back 10 comments. I already have Galaxy Quest on my computer from another time I was too lazy to find the DVD

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The difference between my mom and dad is small. My mom is crazy against abortions but she had one. Then stayed with a guy who viciously beat her kids in front of her for 16 years because Jesus doesn’t like divorce. I don’t know the proper way to display this so fuck my parents.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

There is a chance I am angry and drunk

Brocky

hate to try the life advice thing, but you’re not doing yourself any favors getting angry.

if you’re above all their bs, then you haven’t stooped to their level. people like that always need you more than you need them.

I’ve resorted to blunt boundary setting. My mother knows up front that I’ve got better shit to do. she knows that if she tries to assort authority, that its about 20 years too late.

leaving in the middle of a visit because she broke the rules? worked surprisingly well.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

They keep subtlety adding shit I had to do now that I am back. My dad can’t even go to the store now. But I have to do every chore for both my parents now or I am the bad guy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Nobody go in there for 35-45 minutes.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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He found an even more humiliating way to die than on the toilet taking a shit so hard it blew all the blood vessels to his brain.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

“Welcome to The Land of Childhood Nightmares. We hope you enjoy your stay.”

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I miss family reunions

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am pissed I missed a Galaxy Quest joke. I might have to watch that movies as I count down the hours to deal with my mom

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I forgot I had a Kindle Fire I haven’t used since at least 2015. Let’s charge this fucker up and see what happens.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

It will update and reboot until you throw it away

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Sweet

Brocky

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Good news: An oral contract is still a contract.

Bad news: Your third is Big Jim Slade.

Brocky

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