Seriously, this was almost one of the more intriguing, non-evil final events of college hooping EVAR…if Kenfucky could have just guarded that annoying white fucker.  Now, I will have to stress drink tonight.  Fuck you, Coach Cal.

#7E South Carolina v. #1W Gonzaga (6:09, CBS)

Frank “Heart of Darkness” Martin v. Mark “how is this guy not the Notre Dame mascot?” Few has to be the sharpest contrast in visual coaching presence humanly possible.  Let’s hope the latter becomes the 5th favourite in a row who just can’t beat our Cocks ,, amirite??

#3MW Oregon v. #1S U*NC (8:49, CBS)

Look at all this Pacific Northwest competence!!  It’s the nicest geographic region of the US and A, so bully for them.  I told a Hole graduate acquaintance (who lives in San Francisco) earlier this week “your basketball team is worse than AIDS.”  She did not appreciate it.  The truth hurts sometimes.