Happy Saturday Boppers!
Since it’s still daylight on the West Coast and the edibles have yet to kick in… Oh but when they do! I’ve been elected to drop down the delirious open thread action.
We’ve got some hockey action going as our own Covalent Blonde’s San Jose Sharks get a challenge from the Ice Redbirds.
There’s baseball going.
That NBA game that is probably going to rip out poor Canada’s heart is there.
Although we have our own national past time of drinking, imbibing and ingesting and making the merriment.
FORWARD DRINK!
You know what to do Commentist Party.
Now let’s do it.
I hate Toronto sports teams. I hate every single one of them. Whenever I hear the Raptors are supposed to be Canada’s team, I tell my TV to lick my asshole like it’s a delicious bowl of Caesar salad with bacon bits sprinkled on top.
Last week I went to Portland, and man, the Xenophobia that was coming out of the mouths from ESPN analysts had kind of made me start to root for the Raptors, which pissed me off. (This was during game 6 and 7 of the Heat series).
Fast forward to the Cavs/Raps preview. Everyone was calling for a sweep and that the Raptors didn’t have a prayer. While the Cavs are going to beat the Raptors, saying they were going to sweep the Raps (or, should I say, how analysts were saying it) was so xenophobic and had absolutely nothing to do with basketball. Whatever, I was going to cheer for the Cavs anyway.
But now that we have an insane foul call discrepancy, I’m finding myself cheering for the Raptors. . .again and it’s pissing me off. For fuck sake! How does a team not manage to get a single free throw in the 4th quarter of an NBA game in 2016? Unreal. Absolutely unreal and super shady.
“of an NBA game”
There’s your answer. The NBA has always been shady as to what teams get preferential treatment. That’s why I stopped watching it.
I’m gonna dance like no one’s watching.
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/092010/dancefail-4.gif
Shit, they were watching. And fuck if that didn’t hurt like a bitch.
Green Day – Jinx/Haushinka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGybiDenrOw
As many times as I’ve seen it it is still fucking funny, Thanks.
Five hours on the water; only two whales spotted.
I’m drunk enough to email their site about the adventure.
We’re killing our oceans; why can’t the tour company have their shit together!
I know we have a few dissenters and anti-Zappa folks.
But please. Listen to this.
Please.
you will never hear me dissent re: Zappa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qSkASy-ofE
I’ll raise you 5.
I had a brother five years older. So basically via his music collection, I listened to a lot of stuff I might never have been exposed to, or at least not at such an early age.
My point….I first started listening to Zappa when I was like 10 or 11. Wow….that really does explain a lot.
It really does.
I understand!
http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/wp-content/uploads/I-Understand.jpg
I concur.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KQvcBx8aaBo/VTLv8xvVYiI/AAAAAAAAC7U/GapE8s_i3UE/s1600/Frank%2BZappa-Anyway%2BThe%2BWind%2BBlows.jpg
https://youtu.be/X16Y-Z-IBDQ
http://65.media.tumblr.com/a26149632d0c79dc20aa701ee3f8868c/tumblr_np85gfJpMO1qa1arxo1_1280.jpg
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http://67.media.tumblr.com/f6d878c6d965659c6bc5a8236641f282/tumblr_o6mlbbLvKB1ugjw2vo1_1280.png
Goddamn I love you Moose.
Asuka?
Now while I don’t disagree with Neitzsche in most regards I do disagree with the disposition of the soul.
I’m the first one who will tell you that we are livestock with a little consciousness and we’ll be turned into compost and we deserve it!
But…?
Isn’t that the reason that religion was invented in the first place?
As HOPE
http://www.iep.utm.edu/wp-content/media/Nietzsche-274×300.jpg
Dude needs to trim that ‘stache.
Sorry….you were saying?
Killer shit for the inhalation.
His name was Jack Herer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Herer
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9794f121873c4bf3b605c89aea299e8c/tumblr_nz80v8NKP71rf264ro1_1280.jpg
Duplo?
Matt Weiters, you magnificent bastard.
Happy 30th, son.
Made myself a sazerac. That should solve all teh problems.
Recipe?!!
Mine is sugar cubes that I douse with peychaud’s and cherry bitters, add templeton rye and mix with ice, pour into a glass I’ve rinsed with absinthe, and then chug.
Jesus man!
https://vine.co/v/iQ9U1FlW69D
Holeeeeeey shit.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/90e509e57a4f6bdc20fd6aa9f5bc7d17/tumblr_nwqinqe05b1qzea08o1_500.gif
That is slightly scary.
I thought it was “Divine” at first.
Now I’m scared.
Young VEEP.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/231b30bf4c1ac23230950b5934b6b531/tumblr_my6w67XDOt1r7dve3o1_1280.jpg
Howdy. I am not sober but I’m also not as drunk as I intended.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/5cb0b110380a0d767e6d38bf9f286417/tumblr_o5uppjZV8G1r8uffzo1_1280.jpg
Jeebus here to tell you about Boost Mobile….
You still have time to fix that.
I’m thinking….
SHOTS!!!!!!
http://www.buffalotrace.com/images/img-bottle.png
Funny that’s the one you picked. My flight started having lots of Buffalo Trace and then suddenly I finished it.
That’s karma man!
http://66.media.tumblr.com/22a840082d01602aa2269c5f021b98e3/tumblr_o7hbov5GNQ1vpegldo1_1280.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/4c6d1de89b08274275766e324cde06bd/tumblr_o672ciPkwD1sf7mtho1_500.gif
That must be a great fucking TV.
#4 reaching for it like it’s holding his money.
The Nice Guys is terrific.
That’s good to know.
There has been a paucity of movies that I actually want to see in the theater.
I’m just not a superhero kinda guy.
It really really was. I almost wish I lived in that era. If not for the lack of instant gratification in the tv/movie/music department.
I have no idea what is going on with this NASCAR race. And I just barely started drinking…
Holy shit….. this is… don’t even…. Oh my god…
Brocky; how is it going today?
Melbourne is, predictably, kicking Brisbane’s ass.
The best game of the night starts at 10 Pacific. Damn.
Dare I ask how my Dockers did?
Nevermind.
Archer On Demand, this season is interesting. ..
http://66.media.tumblr.com/4632c39a328e2e9db91cd2a74f542cf8/tumblr_o5nqlo94JR1ucf3qio5_400.gif
I’m going to catch up tomorrow.
That’s currently my kinja avatar
Old Skool (and time to pass out):
I’m gonna try for the kingdom if I can…
This is an amazing live version.
I have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeth
I will speak no more of my feelings beneath
/smgdh
Well sir. The edibles are kicking in.
WEEEE!!!
Edibles are fine. I prefer the breathing method, however. And I am about to prove as much momentarily.
This was a first try. They’re called Zombie Sours and they are basically like a gummy with a sugar coating.
It feels sativa heavy but for some reason if it’s an edible they don’t have to mention the strain.
We’re getting a baseline for next Friday when we’re going to a concert in San Luis Obispo.
I’ll let DJ Taj give you the details of that on Sunday Gravy.
Initial read is I could handle the same x2 again.
Now I’m going upstairs for an inhaleable.
To be continued….
I think we’re parked….man.
http://www.clickgratis.com.br/fotos-imagens/cheech-and-chong/aHR0cHM6Ly8zOC5tZWRpYS50dW1ibHIuY29tLzA5OTVmMGFjZGFmZWFjOWNhM2NiZTA4YTM3NTNjODFkL3R1bWJscl9tem1zNW9jWVJSMXMydTNiZW8xXzUwMC5naWY=.jpg
This always makes me happy:
I’m a sick fuck.
My anger has transcended violence into that state of constant physical pain.
Oh hai!!!!!
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Mongrel_6c89f7_2431141.gif
(sadly I will mostly be an absentee parent tonight it appears….so behave your damned selves)
Did I sing this to all three of my chill’uns? BUHLEE DAT!
Such a great movie.
I’m the pater familias!!!
Agreed. I could watch it on constant loop.
And stay out of the Woolworth’s!
Seconded. Or thirded. Oh whatever….I agree too.
Got rewatch that one soon.
My introduction to the Coen brothers.
Mine was Raising Arizona.
This applies to the thread.
Ole Balls has written a shitload of posts today! Time for a Sex Panther!
http://craftcans.com/craftcanspics/santansexpanthernew.jpg
sexual chocolate!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Randy Watson!
Here’s another version of my new favourite depression anthem:
Momma never told ’em there’s a devil in me
There’s a six shooter pistol and I’m ready to leave
Why, hello, Vitamin X.
http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/EMGN-Parks-and-Rec-40.gif
Vitamin X! IN DA HOUSE!!!!
Well since I started it…
Love these guys.