Request Line: Armageddon

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea,

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For the Devil sends the beast with wrath,

wrath

Because he knows the time is short…

time-is-short

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number.

Its number is six hundred and sixty six.

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In case the title wasn’t enough, this week’s theme is songs about the End of Days.  I’ll get us started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-iRf9AWoyE

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JerBear50

Corb Lund- Gettin Down on the Mountain
https://youtu.be/yJq8e1mD3B4

JerBear50

Robert Johnson- Me and the Devil Blues
https://youtu.be/b7ZzfjRzZuk

laserguru

Oh shit I forgot this one.
If you lived in LA when this happened you know that it most definitely qualifies.

laserguru

Start with Killing Joke, end with Killing Joke.

Wait, didn’t I?

De ja vu all over again.

Porky Prime

Here’s a deep cut. Warrant – April 2031.

http://youtu.be/9sxcuWOqkzI

laserguru

Boy we really screwed the pooch by not posting this one sooner.

King Hippo

I can’t believe this isn’t taken AND that they made a goddamned Pepsi ad out of a song about nuclear holocaust (yes, asshole millenials, us olds really did grow up thinking nuclear annihilation was a 50/50 bet if we were feeling optimistic):

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Then Coldplay covered it, and made us WISH for annihilation.

Porky Prime

All I got is Skeeter Davis. End of the World. Too lazy to check if its been done.

http://youtu.be/sonLd-32ns4

scotchnaut

Nick Drake-Pink Moon

https://youtu.be/gYLSuAAe10A

scotchnaut

Guys! Jeezuz! Are you sleeping? Here’s 99 balloons of luft.

https://youtu.be/La4Dcd1aUcE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

I did a quick scan and didn’t see this one. As always, apologies if it’s a repeat.
Stones – Sympathy for the Devil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I almost posted it a couple times, but I had already done 2 Stones songs. I think you are good

scotchnaut

A Canadia band takes on the apocalypse through a New Wave filter-Home of the Brave by Strange Advance…

https://youtu.be/nstF2X0a5Ec

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
scotchnaut

Laurie Anderson with Sharkey’s Night/Credit Racket. You will never convince me that her using that voice modification device to assume a male persona wasn’t brilliance of the first order.

https://youtu.be/vxXVSBN2-Bw

Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons

/thread reply fail

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dead Kennedy’s – When Ya Get Drafted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A95yLXVgrn4

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ozzy – Countdown’s Begun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyh6ZDeDUuE

scotchnaut

How this passed you guys by I’ll never know.

Riders on the Storm

https://youtu.be/DED812HKWyM

theeWeeBabySeamus

Green Day double shot.
Know Your Enemy – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IclmVdWNbI
Holiday – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OqtIqzScI

theeWeeBabySeamus

Buffalo Springfield – For What It’s Worth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking-A well done.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Always one of my favorites.

scotchnaut

Edwin Starr saw this coming….

https://youtu.be/ztZI2aLQ9Sw

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn you. I just copied that link and was preparing to paste.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am out of apocalypse songs. How about one about how we are already basically useless and should be dead?

Bowie – Life on Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v–IqqusnNQ

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fuck, I should add again. I was against the Brexit. I knew what would happen. Just was making a joke below

Sill Bimmons

And the lane is wide open for the UK to finally realize its destiny and become Airstrip One.

The retaliatory tariffs that the EU is going to slap on the UK economy will effectively end significant trade between the two entities, and the UK is going to be almost fully dependent on the US and Middle East to provide markets for their rapidly diminishing economic output.

The EU is the only global-scale economy that is built on actual cash and gold reserves and is driven primarily by the sustainable domestic production of high-quality, high-value durable goods.

And the Britain First/UKIP nativists just threw it all away.

Those Slovenian pigs are still going to take your jobs, Nigels. You’ve just made it so that now they don’t even have to leave the country to do it.

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I enjoyed a cute little comment on 538 about Brexit and it was some whining screed about the oligarchs of Europe punishing the noble Brits for just wanted to be free of regulation.

It’s almost hard to believe people that legitimately think they can dictate to others that they want all of the benefits of a relationship and none of the cost and act STUNNED that others may recognize those terms for the bullshit that they are.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I don’t know, just get like Germany and the Nordic states to leave and have them team up and stop subsidizing countries that don’t want to have anything close to a working budget and some that don’t even bother to collect taxes (Greece).

I see no parallels in the geography and how it would look if you moved the map over our country right now.

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The EU does have problems, but considering the spike in UK searches AFTER last night’s vote asking what the EU actually is I’m not thinking the average Briton had a nuanced criticism of the EU’s current structure. Regardless, the U.K. now has zero ability to influence a market it really needs, so whatevs.

Semi-related: I was chatting with a bartender in Uppsala about this and she remarked about the Scandinavian countries forming the own mini-EU. (They’ve done it before!) I’m not sure Sweden and Denmark would leave the EU for it, though.

Sill Bimmons

The best part is that if they want to sell their goods or provide their services to the EU THEY HAVE TO FOLLOW THOSE REGULATIONS ANYWAY

The Crown has to intervene. If this actually goes through the UK will dissolve.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I made that point yesterday on how I don’t understand how the world economy is going to collapse, they don’t use the Euro, don’t have access to foreign workers, have to follow EU regulations anyways if they want to trade, trade rules are set up for 2 more years. It is only collapsing today because idiots on Wall Street said it would if they left

Sill Bimmons

There’s a killing to be made on a self-fulfilling prophecy like that.

packman_jon

Long story short, everything is so interconnected and China is having problems as it is and this is going to possibly screw them.

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It won’t. Investors are pissing themselves because they like stability and certainty and this decision is packed full of neither. When in doubt, they’ll be pessimistic.

Hell, because of the time it’ll take to actually execute a departure, it’s entirely possible that the people will get cold feet and tell their MPs to they want to stay. I don’t think the EU will be so spiteful as to force them to go through with this, but who knows?

Unsurprised

Any excuse to make a buck by destabilizing the currency real humans use by exploiting and amplifying nanosecond fluctuations using supercomputers that would be put to infinitely better use doing literally anything else — Wall Street will do it.

Sill Bimmons

And the financial media will run interference for them then absolve them of any blame once they’ve wrecked everything yet again.

Unsurprised

And the political media, and therefore virtually all national media, because politicians are owned by the banks and the media only gets access through appeasing politicians and the whole process repeats itself while some shit weasel on CNBC finds a new scapegoat to rile up Teabagger idiots just like what happened in 2009.

Sill Bimmons

Every “crisis” by the Goldman Sachs, for the Goldman Sachs going back to 1929:

http://www.petemccormack.com/blog/?p=8077

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Oh I really enjoy reading the comments of pro-Brexit folks who condescend the shit out of people who are properly ridiculing the short-nearsightedness of this decision while wrapping themselves in the faux-nobility of “independence” that is nothing more than a child’s ego thrashing about when it discovers it isn’t omnipotent.

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I coined a new term there, it seems.

ArmedandHammered

Pink Floyd – Two Suns In The Sunset
https://youtu.be/3TSz30Nj2n4

Spanky Datass

Duran Duran — Last Day On Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcG3ELg3zyo

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This one gets me every god damn time…

Rise Against – People Live Here

Spanky Datass

Steely Dan — King Of The World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDKziWBZl70

Spanky Datass

Pink Floyd — Goodbye Blue Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJUuDoRZpyU

Spanky Datass

DOUBLE SHOT!
Pink Floyd — Goodbye Cruel World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDYReyKTKVY

litre_cola

Huge screaming trees fan over here.

King Hippo

you are truly a great man, despite teh Raider thingy

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Lake of Fire – Nirvana (much slower paced than most of the songs, also the least recognized song from the MTV Unplugged soundtrack. Don’t care)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvUaOuEdwA

Spanky Datass

Europe — The Final Countdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
WOOOOOO 80’S!!!!1!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

GODDAMNYOU!!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Lions – Gimme Riot

Spanky Datass

Tom Waits — The Earth Died Screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdF056ZfGM4

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Lionize – Skynet

Spanky Datass

Jimi Hendrix — All Along The Watchtower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was posting that as you were and only stopped because your comment autoloaded

Spanky Datass

I ctrl-f’d “Jimi” on both pages and didn’t get a hit so figured I better get busy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I RUINED A KEYBOARD CTRL-Fing ON IT!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking love that song, especially his version.

Spanky Datass

Talking Heads — Life During Wartime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblvhECdws0

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Tom Morello/The Nightwatchman – The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse

laserguru

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rage Against the Machine – No Shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEoesmnYU4

Dick E. Phuck
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

You could probably do about half of their songs for this Request Line, but I’ll keep it to a Disturbed TRIPLE SHOT!

Another Way to Die:

Overburdened:

The Vengeful One:

Dick E. Phuck

Black Sabbath – Is God Dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1opiP6v0o

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

DOUBLE SHOT!

War Pigs