which his girlfriend may or may not object to. It’s pretty funny that he’s hanging in on our Footy Tipping Contest thanks to Hawthorn, Sydney, and, of all teams, Collingwood winning on the road. Do you dare press your luck tonight with
Adelaide visiting Carlton (8:10 PM Pacific)
North Melbourne visiting West Coast Eagles (10:20 PM Pacific)
and
St. Kilda Saints visiting Essendon Bombers (11:40 PM Pacific)
?
Shit, if I was blax, I might let it ride. Your visual theme tonight, in honor of the Pies’ win, is cream pies:
You people disgust me. I love you.
Have at it and try not to get banned.
Oldie but a Goody:
RABBIT STEW
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9drcuDWStYE
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Not the catsuits I expected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdXhsuSO_U
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Exposed beaver is not allowed on this site, sir.
Oooh. A new sports bar that charges stadium prices. GTFO
Holy shit. Nunez is a monster.
No shit. I don’t like Tate but I thought she’d hold the belt for awhile.
Holy shit.
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I’d kill for a donut.
Loudon Wainwright- Dead Skunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5hzc2Mei4
There’s zero chance Brock Lesnar doesn’t get murdered by a Velasquez or Overkeem.
I wouldn’t mind seeing him get smashed by Cain again.
He’d pretty much have to hope he slipped and climb on top of his prone body. He can still dominate when he’s on top, but watching Cain move earlier, I don’t see how he would last 10 seconds standing up against him.
Hunt’s also not that good a grappler, but Cain’s a great wrestler. That’s what fucked Lesnar up the first time if I remember right.
I have a feeling we may not see much more of Overeem with this new doping company. He failed tests even when they were much easier to get around.
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Gina Lollobrigida
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Still not sure how she ended up in federal prison, at least in federal minimum security.
If I’m to believe my firearms safety lessons from both the Boy Scouts of America and the Unites States miltary: even if it’s in a box, that’s unsafe behavior.
MUZZLE DISCIPLINE!!
THAT WHAAAAAAR SHE SAID!!!
“Brock is just outstanding at riding guys.”
– Joe Rogan
I dunno. I wasn’t sure if Brock was going to be comfortable in a UFC ring again, and him calling spots while in the clinch definitely has me concerned.
Sounds like a rousing female soccer game outside. Google tells me the Thorns are losing to KC, though.
Bah, etc
OZ RULZ TIGHT
Carlton is hanging in pretty good.
I respect Daniel Cormier’s strategy of “Dry hump the man until his spirit breaks”
Silva may be past his prime, but he’s the most dangerous striker to ever walk into that cage. Cormier would be an idiot to try and stand with him. I hate watching fights that are just gnp, but I can’t blame him in the slightest.
Really wish I was at a bar watching this card.
Cormier tried to throw hands for about 4 seconds and got kicked in the head for his troubles before noping Silva right back down.
They must have backed up a truck full of cash for Silva to take this fight.
And he still may have won it if it had one more round. He fucked him up with a body kick with like 30 seconds to go. Cormier had to hold on to him for dear life when he went in for the kill.
I hate everything.
Make better things happen.
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Also, the fiancee is hanging with her gal pal at whatever hotel room downtown she has while in town. I was going to go to the Arena FL game tonight but then it started and I hadn’t gone so I didn’t. I really want to start on my reviews of Sunday Gravies (gravys?) but my new kitchen won’t be online until end of the week. So I don’t know what to do tonight.
Also, my fiancees uncles came by today (“we wanted to check out the kitchen”) while I was out and I find out that the one tells my contractor some bullshit about how I can’t demo the ceiling vent (where I am having a recessed light placed) because I have a stove (the vent is, literally, a 4″ x 6″ hole in the ceiling that has no fan) even though I’m putting a microwave with a fan over the stove (which her uncle probably wasn’t aware of). I kind of brushed it off (“Don’t fucking listen to a thing those guys say to you.”) because they’ve always got some kind of BS $0.02 to offer (when they dropped by to see our new mounted television, the response was, “I don’t know, I just don’t care for Samsung.”). But then I find out that they went back into our laundry room and lectured my fiancee (“I’m sorry but I just have to say…”) because there is bag of quilts near the water heater. Which, granted, they shouldn’t technically be there but (1) that’s nitpicky, (2) I think he brought it to her attention in a very tactless way, (3) what the fuck was he doing in my laundry room? When I go to someone’s home, I stay out of of their master bed/bath, laundry, and if they have an office, unless I’m invited.
So I told her they could just stop fucking coming by then because I’m sick of their shit. I’m sure it’s not going to stand but I’m like, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
We should Kickstart a fitbit heart monitor to track blaxabbath as he gets closer to the wedding.
What’s the cheapest kickstarter to ever get funded? Aren’t those like a hundred bucks?
THIS MOVE COULD REALLY PUT [DFO] ON THE MAP!
Well, I’m not buying one for you.
Is it too late to give up on that house and buy one much, much farther away?
They moved to near us!!!!!
Burn their new house down.
I’m normally against PDA’s but when the males are this unattractive, it’s more an affirmation of the survival of the species to see they can get laid
See above re: I hate everything
Like, Roger Ailes ugly?
I’ve had an exciting night of folding laundry. Folding laundry is easily my least favorite chore.
By folding, you mean shoving it into dresser drawers at random, correct?
Random? The system is to jam it all in whatever drawer seems least full.
Tonight was the first night I actually folded AND stored laundry. I’ve resorted to just dumping things in piles and sniffing it later to see whether it was fit to wear.
I am an animal.
So this place filled up in a goddamn second. From zero to fuckers in record time.
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So that’s what alfredo sauce is for
Yep.
We told them you were there just to fuck up your night.
Too many dicks on the dance floor? I mean it’s a gay bar so one would think.
Tragic pace of play:
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It’s nice to finally get noticed in a post around here (looking at you HRTN).
Also, she’s my fiancee.
Also, I have no clue how AFL picks work. I go straight chalk every week so either the casinos down there are fucked or you’ve just got a bunch of degenerates who are pushing the lines all over the place each week.
Also, I follow the Melbourne Rebels on facebook (I have no idea why — I like to be exposed to other cultures or something) and wanted to know if Aussie players ever make the jump between rugby and AFL, similar to how many TE’s have basketball backgrounds (in case you hadn’t heard)? I’ll take your response off the air thanks.
Everyone frgts but Antonio Gates wasn’t even a football player in collage.
Kieren Jack, who you will learn about in tomorrow’s AFL Beat, is the son of a rugby star, but decided to play AFL. That’s about as close as it gets.
They do get a lot of former basketballers, so maybe everyone is just sick of basketball now?
Tragic attendance.
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I can’t even describe the wonder of living a year in Sydney.
When I first went round Admiralty Point on the ferry and was greeted with this:
Yeah, not too bad…
Anyone have a “Hot Take Incoming” meme? I feel after all the things I’ve seen this week it is both what we need and deserve.
Incoming? I can barely get past my computer boot screen without a taek popping up. What a shit fuck week this has been.
Following the fight on a live blog. Is it as good as it sounds? Aldo/Edgar was the fight I really wanted to see off this card.
You don’t even need a computer! They’re everywhere. My brain has been assaulted so many times. It IS an open mind most times but NO MEANS NO. No more.
Hah, they’re playing It’s Raining Men!
I made a sprinkler of men joke and the bartender responded by saying that’s what it’s like every night. I like this place
If i had known you could get $8 vodka drinks and sub-$8 kickass nachos at gay bars, I would have gone to one ages ago!
Oh, this aint a gay bar, I’m in Old Town, not Boys Town
Reminder: Use sunscreen
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I’M saluting!
One of the more interesting things you learn when you quit drinking is how eager family, friends, et&c are to offer up your Designated Driver services for evenings out.
We’re perfectly happy to do it, but could you at least ask us instead of saying HEY __________ DOESN’T DRINK ANYMORE THEY CAN DRIVE WOO
The foregone conclusion stings a little.
You are free uber, congrats
The deal should be that you eat and drink for free.
I can barely stand being around drunks when I’m drinking, let alone completely sober.
I’m very rarely completely sober:
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DUIs aren’t a joke.
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Agreed on all fronts. We know we’re going to end up doing it, and that’s fine I prefer getting home alive too. But show a little respect at least.
Stone Mocha IPA is pretty damn good. I’m not sure about paying $3.50 per bottle for it, but only because I’m cheap.
If you’re at a bar, that’s a good price.
Grocery store, different story. Depends on how big the bottle is.
True. This is per 12 oz bottle. Also it was more expensive because I only got three and not a sixer and they charge more if you don’t pay with cash.
That is really weird.
I went to a bottle shop. I knew what I was getting into. It’s probably cheaper elsewhere.
I dropped $7.50 per 12 ounce bottle for a small release barrel-aged beer today, but I’m also known to be an idiot.
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I think they just booed DeMarco Murray.
That’s bad
Does the booing come with free yogurt?
Will Smith has such an amusing career trajectory. I’m really easily entertained today
Pot?
Nope,this is pretty normal, I’m just sharing more and have novel stimuli
Sorry. Defense mechanism
Everyone seems to be changing avatars.
Reason?
Also, Chris Pronger is finally technically not a Flyer
Your textual reasoning makes far more sense to me than your visual metaphor.
My favorite Overwatch character. He’s a world famous DJ/guardian of earth.
He also plays hockey. Big Kings fan, apparently.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch/images/6/62/Lucio_Breakaway.jpg
These are actually really smart nachos. They made a bowl out of the chips, melted the cheese on, and put the veg, lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeño in the chip bowl. Guac etc on the side. No sogginess at all. Damn fine nachos.
That sounds really good!
I sometimes forget what a terrifying human being Cain Velasquez is. Fuck.
Stuck at work. I assume he’s kicking the shit out of Browne?
He is faster than I remember him. He’s throwing wheel kicks and shit.
He was fairly young and not that well rounded when he started, but he’s had a lot of years to train. He’s still young enough to be dominant for a long time if he can stay healthy and his striking is that much better.
hey guys
Price of going out and overeating is taking a shit that made me want to lay down (I’m only sitting down and not walking to Powell’s like I was going to do).
Accurate (Has small junk)
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Alright, time to watch ridiculously large men maul each other into oblivion. Civilized society, everyone!
God bless cream pies!
Places that will charge $8 for a well vodka drink still charge less than that for fucking giant nachos. Markup disparity.
Also, we’re on to boy bands. Is hanson still musicing?
It’s not a boy band unless a current movie star was in it.
This bar has amusing music. We just went from Billie Jean to Who Let the Dogs Out to a Chris Brown remix of Salt and Pepa
Are you live-blogging your date?
This would be all kinds of awesome.
Nah, that’s tomorrow. But maybe.
Date on a Sunday? Is this a day date?
Yup, brunch I believe. And I got separate dinner plans. My apprehension at going on dates at all is shining. Seems like a fun kid, it’s really a shame I have shitty social skills.
Having met you, I beg to disagree. Evening plans are, I assume, not another date? Cause that would be interesting to balance if brunch is good.
Nah, I enjoy the occasional solo dinner at a really nice restaurant. Was going to do it tonight but booked too late.
Nice! That takes balls as not everyone can do that. Congrats!
Ahh damn. Thought we were gonna have a Zymm/Jack Tripper liveblog.
I eagerly await this.
TIL reading the comments section on a Kotaku article about the dangers of playing Pokemon Go while black is a mistake. The crazies are definitely coming out of the woodwork on all sides now. It’s like America’s doing a gritty remake of Blazing Saddles with none of the humor or irony or self-awareness. Still has all of the guns, though.
I saw the link to that article on Deadspin and did a big fat Lana NOPE on clicking.
That was the correct response. I dove deep. Something, something, the abyss gazes also into you.
Yo where are the white women at?
Your first mistake was Kotaku
As the song says, let’s get it started:
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