Three Day Eventing is the most dangerous of the equestrian events, combining dressage, cross-country, and stadium jumping. It is also what I competed in when I rode in high school, it’s a pretty big thing in the MD equestrian community. In fact, this is someone I rode with at my barn, competing at the trials hosted by my Pony Club :
You may also remember eventing as the way Christopher Reeve broke himself. Eventing is mainly dangerous because of the cross-country portion. There are penalties for going too fast, mandated safety equipment, and people generally grease up their horses so they can slide over some of the jumps if they don’t quite make it, but shit like this still happens :
The other two phases are not particularly dangerous, and as such generally don’t get as much broadcast time during the Olympics. In fact, the dressage phase is happening right now and no one is airing it.
Dressage
People like to make fun of dressage, but it’s actually the most difficult phase in eventing. Eventing began as a sort of equestrian triathlon, testing all the aspects needed in an ideal military horse/rider combo. Dressage means “training” and it is essentially the pursuit of perfection. From the USEA :
The purpose of the dressage test is to demonstrate the level of communication between the horse and rider to and display the power and grace required to perform each movement with balance, rhythm, and suppleness. Due to the demands of the sport, the three-day event horse is extremely fit, and only strong and tactful riders possess the skills needed to harness and direct that energy into a both polished and powerful performance.
Ideally, it doesn’t look like the rider is doing anything and the horse is just performing all these intricate moves and patterns cause it feels like it. In reality, there’s a HUGE amount going on, mainly with the rider’s seat, but also with legs and hands. Even the position of the rider’s head will affect the balance between horse and rider and can be used as a cue. This is a rider training the half-pass,
It doesn’t look like the rider is doing anything, right? Well, this is how you ask a horse to do a half pass :
A rider uses an active outside leg slightly behind the neutral position to ask the horse to step forward and under. The outside rein maintains the correct bend and contains the energy of the horse, the inside leg keeps the horse moving forward, and the inside rein guides the forehand in the direction of movement. The rider also uses his or her inside seat bone to help maintain bend. If the rider is off-center or twisted, the horse will also be crooked or off-balance.
The rider is doing all of that, while also holding themselves steady and ensuring they aren’t accidentally doing anything else. It’s like having good plank form while riding in the flatbed of a pickup on a bumpy road and trying to do a paint by number with your feet at the same time.
Dressage is scored by judges, so unless you know a fair amount about the sport it’s not easy to tell who is doing well and who is doing poorly. If you know what’s going on, it’s fascinating, but if you don’t, it’s just a horse doing some stuff. This makes it pretty boring for most people to watch, though I’ll happily talk anyone here through it if they want to attempt viewing! Usually dressage is such that the highest score wins, but in eventing the score is converted so the lowest score is best. This is to facilitate the scoring of the other portions, where penalties can be added on.
Cross-Country
I already talked a bit about this above. Cross-country is pretty much the public face of eventing, since it’s the most dangerous and most spectacular part. It’s pretty obvious why you would want your cavalry to be able to gallop around the countryside, jumping over or through anything that gets in their way. There are judges at each fence to record the outcome of that fence for each competitor. Competitors will receive penalties for refusals, and for completing the course too quickly or slowly. Fall of horse or rider, as well as various errors like forgetting the course result in elimination. It used to be that falls of the rider did not result in elimination, and on my worst cross-country run I fell off twice, because my horse was afraid of damn logs, but this was changed as part of an ongoing effort to improve safety. Cross-country is dangerous enough that deaths occur, but it’s probably this phase that gets people into eventing in the first place. It’s a hell of an adrenaline rush, and when done successfully, it’s totally badass.
Seriously fun stuff, and fun to watch even for people who have no idea how a horse works!
Show Jumping
Some may consider this to be cross-country’s lame little brother, but it’s still fun to watch. Show jumping in eventing is a bit different than a normal show jumping competition, in the sense that the purpose of the event is to demonstrate that the horse and rider still have the energy and control to perform precise, controlled movements after the rigorous cross-country phase. The event takes place in a ring, and while you still get some spectacular spills, the jumps are designed to fall apart on impact, so you don’t get the injuries that you get in cross-country, and the horse almost never falls, only the rider.
In order to complete a course, the rider has to control the stride length and approaches to each fence to give the horse the correct distance to take off. Competitors are penalized for refusals, knocking down poles, and completing the course too slowly. On a water jump, a foot in the water counts as a pole down. What’s a water jump you ask?
Again, this stuff is fun to watch even if you have no idea what’s going on, though not quite as fun as watching cross-country. One thing to notice, if you look at the riders in the cross-country photos and compare them to the riders in the show jumping photos, you’ll see that the riders keep their weight further back over the cross-country fences. This is partially to control the greater speed used in cross-country, partially to maintain a more secure seat, and partially to prepare for landings you might not be able to see. In show jumping, these factors don’t apply and the rider keeps a more forward seat, in keeping with the momentum of the horse over the fence.
After all three days, the penalties are totted up and added to the adjusted dressage score, and the horse/rider team with the lowest score wins! And yes, the horse gets a medal too (actually a ribbon, but horses can’t really wear medals comfortably)
I don’t know anything about equestrian sports but I was lucky enough to be around horses for a short time as a kid. The Lipizzan Stallions have a winter training home just a little south of me and they allow the public to come in and watch. I’ve been wanting to go down to check it out for awhile now but just haven’t gotten around to it.
You should. Those horses are amazing. There are three airs above the ground that are possible. Most horses are taught one, because of the difficulty. It’s beautiful, you should go, even if it’s just to watch for a bit.
I’ll get down there eventually. It’s just not always easy to do day time shit when you work 12 hour night shifts, especially if there’s a couple hour drive involved. I’ll get down there when I’ve got some time off. I love the beaches down there too so that should make it easier.
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By the way, is is true about horses brain hemispheres not having complete connection with each other? I read somewhere that that’s why they spook if you circle behind them, because their right side doesn’t process that they just saw you on their left side, or something like that. I think I read that in one of the McCarthy border trilogy books but didn’t know if it was real or not.
Great post! And this joint coul’ve used some some classin’ up, too.
/blows nose with dirty t-shirt
Great post Dok!
/reads down the thread…
Shit, I better not say anything about bullfighting being an Olympic sport.
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Excellent post! I especially liked that pfft what tree? photo. Cool stuff
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I’ve only ever been on a horse once and I fell off.
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Guy was arrested outside of Wrigley for punching a police horse. Cubs fans, smgdh.
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This guy?
I think I already learned how a horse works from this:
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Fun times.
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LMFAO…can’t help yourself, can you?
LMFAO
To what? This is a statement on the current state of political rhetoric, man.
‘Twasn’t a judgement FWIW. Obviously I can’t shut my yap sometimes either.
Was kidding; can’t not….. well, you know.
Would you like to buy a Pontiac?
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Also, thanks to you I was just doing some planks at the gym and now my muscles are all rubbery.
Side plank variations are fun. Pretty much any standing yoga pose can be done in a side plank, though some of em are super hard.
Great stuff.
Best Dressage video out there
These are part of the dressage-only equestrian events. Musical freestyles are super fun, they’re almost like watching figure skating! Competitors also get to make their own routine for these, as long as they include a particular set of movements in there.
Its a really well mix mash up
This was an outstanding read Dok!
I was educated and entertained.
Had no idea you did the equestrian thing.
Now I want to watch the ponies.
Glad you enjoyed!
I don’t know what the TV schedule is for the equestrian events, but NBC is streaming pretty much everything. There’s dressage for the next couple days, and the cross-country starts on Monday.
Michael Vick loses everything over dog fighting and THIS is an Olympic sport?!?
I don’t get white people…
Riding horses doesn’t actually hurt them. This is exercise for them, and any horse that’s competing at an Olympic level loves doing this stuff. There are accidents, but there are way fewer injuries to the horses than there are in something like horse racing.
You seriously think I am this stupid? Of course I know that riding horses exercises them. Having them jump through obstacles for rich people’s entertainment? That isn’t necessary.
If black people were into this, white folk would be protesting the events until the sport was banned. This is right up there with fucking fox hunting.
And there is way fewer injuries per year than horse racing because horse racing has way more events year round. That’s akin to attempting to make the argument that motorcycles are safer to operate because cars have more accidents each year.
Horses jump in the wild, and they aren’t being forced into doing this. There’s nothing inhumane going on here, and the only reason to think otherwise is due to a lack of knowledge of the sport and the animals. Accidents happen because they’re pushing the bounds of what is physically possible, just like any other sport. It’s silly to compare it to fox hunting, if it were equivalent, then people would protest it just like they do fox hunting. And the reason they protest fox hunting is because of the fox, not because of the horses.
This is also not a rich people sport. The vast majority of equestrians are not even close to wealthy and have sponsors that fund them. There are a lot of student work programs at barns, where you get lessons in exchange for cleaning stalls, feeding, and grooming. While this is just for sport now, all of these skills were essential pre-automobile, and owning a horse was the same as owning a car today, not restricted to the wealthy.
As to horse racing, I was referring the rate, not the absolute number, so frequency of events is irrelevant. Horse racing starts running the horses full speed as yearlings, which fucks up their development. They end up with weaker bones and over stressed tendons and ligaments. That’s why there is a higher rate of injuries to the horses in horse racing than there is in eventing.
Whatever gets you to sleep at night.
Again, there are people that view cockfighting as a sport that will argue all night long that its natural, the animals like to do it, and whatever the fuck.
I fail to see how its a sport, similar to how I don’t get that fox hunting, competitive eating, ballroom dancing, and any number of other things people like.
But to smooth things over…its a sport. Its a wonderful sport. Horses never get hurt. Its totally not boring to watch, and I am totally going to watch it and not masturbate to beach volley ball instead.
So you are a strict vegan?
Moose…don’t you have the same 200 gifs to re-post again and again?
You are proving your point; your original question was rhetorical then.
My original post was suppose to be a joke but apparently this community takes its horse based Olympic sports as untouchable.
I think its hilarious we can mock head injuries in human beings but the moment someone mentions a dressage horse, its SERIOUS BUSINESS.
I very plainly asked if your original post was tongue in cheek. All you had to do was say yes. You didn’t.
Don’t try to blame everyone else now. I still love you JSD….which is why I can’t stomach letting you try to pull that kinda shit at this point.
The “Pokomon Go” comment at the end wasn’t enough of a clue for you Seamus?
I apologize…I will make sure next time to explain every thing I say in the most simple terms from now on.
Do you understand what I am saying?
Sorry, I might have been distracted by all of the race references.
I’m done here. This is totally unfair to Dok and her work.
Apologies Dok.
Saying they jump in the wild isn’t a great argument, I know. But if you had any idea how much mutual trust, respect, and affection is involved in every phase of eventing you would know that it’s absurd to consider this abusive. You straight up can’t force a horse around a cross-country course, there’s a level of skill involved that you can’t force. A horse that’s frightened or intimidated physically can’t perform at this level. You can’t force a horse to do a piaffe, there’s balance and concentration required that are impossible for an animal that’s terrorized or in pain to have. You don’t have to like it, or understand it, but it’s insane to say it’s cruel. That’s just willful ignorance.
I love you JSD, and I’m hoping this comment was tongue in cheek.
Michael Vick can suck my tight white ass.
If I ever see him in public, he’s fucked.
1) Vick deserved everything he got.
2) He made serious amends for what he did.
3) He got slammed with a far stiffer punishment (especially if you consider the financial penalties in lost endorsements) than most criminals.
4) White people do just as cruel shit to animals for entertainment…like forcing large horses to just through hedges for shits and giggles…or fox hunting…Pokomon Go…
He was forced to make amends due to public scrutiny. I don’t envy him that. Honestly. We’ve all got our fucked up shit to deal with, and he had to deal with his in much more public fashion than most. Nonetheless, abusing animals, or any living creature, for sport or profit will earn little sympathy from me…regardless of what color one’s skin happens to be.
I’m saddened that both your original msg and your response seemed to necessitate a race qualification. I really was hoping that part was tongue in cheek.
But yes, I do still love you.
And FWIW, I know firsthand that some equine sports do in fact push the boundaries of what some folks (myself included) would term “abuse”.
This is not one of them. These people love their horses like family. Trust me on this.
You know…this is the same arguments people make for Sea World keeping whales around for the entertainment of tourists.
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Shrewd choice of images, Moose.
Rodeo’s can suck my ass. Again, skin color be damned.
Having been around rodeo a lot as a kid they also make every attempt to keep the animals healthy and safe. It is like the others competitions; animals and people used in conjunction to entertain people.
Some rodeo events are fine. I shouldn’t have generalized.
But some need to be abolished and met with prison time penalties.
Which ones? Bull riding is the toughest on both parties, bit in that they make sure the bulls are healthy.
In my younger days, I was a wannabe calf roper. ‘Twas a skill taught to me by a very good friend (classmate in Vet School).
Then I saw how most of the calves were treated and housed. Barely this side of veal housing. Crowd doesn’t like to see a calf that can’t be roped. Weak, malnourished is the rule of the day.
I haven’t picked up a rope since.
In my experience the calfs were treated much better than those for slaughter. I am sure many do what you say, and I am in agreement in cases like that.
Yes, again…I shouldn’t generalize. I’m sure different organizations do better. But this one turned my stomach to the point I wanted to do harm to the folks in charge. And technically speaking, I did…but not in a violent manner. Bet your ass they lost their license to do anything in NC ever again tho.
Probably so. I’ve fought those arguments. Not for Sea World specifically, but for other “animal entertainment venues” more local to me who weren’t treating their “product” as they should have been. Sometimes I’ve been successful, sometimes not.
I’ve never met a dressage rider, of any race, who would have even contemplated harm to their ride for their personal benefit…let alone followed thru with it.
Don’t forget dog sledding.
I’m sorry for having and sharing a different opinion on a topic. I was clearly wrong.
Gray areas my friend. There is no black or white here. Literally or figuratively.
That was my whole point. I really didn’t intend for it to get this out of hand. For that I’m sincerely apologetic.
The first one sounded like a joke and probable should have been left at that. Then you took it to a whole new level of race bating and intended animal cruelty that just isn’t there; we called you on your bullshit and you got angry. This seems to be a pattern, maybe like my repeated gifs.
Can we eat the ones who lose?
The horses, not the riders is what I’m saying.
Then again, let’s not rule anything out.
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My choice of IASIP memes seems to have been a bad choice at this point, huh?
In Central Asia they bread horses for consumption. Quite tasty really.