Adding another game to the usual triple-header that occurs every Sunday? I’m all in. It totally reminds of that time back in university when 3 co-eds invited me back to their place for a romp. When a fourth girl found out about it she begged and pleaded to be invited along. I said, “the more the better” because I’m linguistically gifted dontyouknow. Once all the ball-draining action was over and done with we all went our separate ways and lived happily ever after, free of addictions, jobs that suck and financial worries. And to think, all it took to pretend to not have any real-life worries was to pretend that I had a loop-de-loop with 4 nubile phillys. Sometimes life is just that easy, folks… TO THE GAME!

NYG/LA-They don’t make ’em any bigger than this, huh? The biggest news coming out of the Giants facility is ROBBIE GOULD FINALLY HAS A NEW JOB! All it took was for NFL to say “Who? What? Again? Still? But our investigation was complete! Guys, seriously-Domestic Violence Hurts…our reputation! and finally-I wish we could sweep this under the carpet but Janay has taken up residence there.” Another big concern the Giants have today is what happens when high-priced signee cb Jenkins evolves into a shut-down calibre player but there’s no one to shut down? Wr OBJ should have a nice day despite having a pointy hip because the Rams best cb, Trumaine Johnson is not available. The Giants D continues to stink up the joint. As far as takeaways are concerned they have one (!) fumble recovery and two(?) interceptions. I think you could send a little girl to run around the field during the game and she’d trip over the football at least twice, right? My guess is that qb Eli’s recent dodgy playmaking may not be enough to undermine the Giants favoured status in this game.

[wipes hands on pyjamas] All right then, MAKE WITH THE FUNNY!