Well it is my turn in the King Hippo-less rotation so shall we see what is going on in the EPL this morning?
Oh lord please let it be an international break.
Everyone has always qualified for Russiya 2018 so it can’t be that.
Oh no, it is FA
Adding another game to the usual triple-header that occurs every Sunday? I'm all in. It totally reminds of that time back in university when 3 co-eds invited me back to their place for a romp. When a fourth girl found out about it she begged and pleaded to be invited