Here we are, finally. [Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background]
Phi/Dal-I hate both these teams but I like this game. The “Over-Achieving Rook QB’s” story line is on the money and damn relevant-at the very least for the NFC East and its near future. I think that Dallas should trade Romo to the Giants straight up for Eli so that the former has an adequate backup and the latter has a chance to draft a top shelf qb sooner rather than later. Both get to retire down the road with millions in the bank and (most) limbs and vertebrae intact. It’s a win, win, win for everyone!
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Sorry hippo
Cowboys have had so many stupid fucking mistakes on D and special teams. Plus they stopped running the ball.
Carl Edwards is like my opposite in that he’s skinny, athletic, and doesn’t start crying in clutch situations.
23 completions for 148 yards. Wentz is having a nice rushing game through the air.
Public Service Announcement: The adjective “Titular” has nothing to do with “Tits”
Go on about your business
Two for one commercial break!
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True story, I was in college when that movie came out. My friends Annie and Rich went to see that movie. Annie was a good looking redhead and Richie was a swarthy Italian type. They walked out of the movie and this little girl stopped dead in her tracks and then grabbed her mother and started saying “Mom, Mom they’re here!”
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She’s either a fantastic 35 or a rough 27. My money is on the latter.
Let it go BFC, let it go.
THESE EAGLES I CALL THEM WHITE BREAD AND SWISS CHEESE BECAUSE THEY’RE KEEPING THINGS CLOSE AND READY FOR DAK
My dog is extremely afraid of vacuums, my dog also sheds way too much. My dad leaves the vacuum in front of his food and water dishes so my pups is too scared to even eat. I know vacuums are stupid and non threatening and not a real thing to be scared of like spiders (I don’t trust them), but my dog won’t eat or drink water when he does this which is all the time
Animals are afraid of vacuums – everyone knows this. Dick move by Dad.
Move the fucking vacuum.
I do multiple times a day!
That was dumb.
THIS GUY JAVY BAEZ I CALL HIM A GERMAN SCHIESSE FILM BECAUSE HE CANNOT LAY OFF BALLS IN THE DIRT!
Derp!
Yeah I remember Favre laying down for strahan….
We were so young and naive; we didn’t realize he was presenting himself.
Legit “special” teams tonight.
Did they have their own bus to the game?
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‘When he gets his hands on somebody they do not get off”
But enough about my honeymoon!
That’s a Buddy Cole joke if I’ve ever heard one
Hey I don’t need help from Buddy disappointing my wife!
Cris Collinsworth actually annunciated the H in huge. I’m not ready for that.
DAVID ROSS IS MY HERO
I don’t know how he doesn’t axe murder Lester for never throwing over to first. For that matter I don’t know why anyone who gets on base against Lester just doesn’t immediately sprint for second.
I think Ezekiel Elliott’s ready for the maze.
Fuck these refs
THIS UMPIRING I CALL IT THE REPEAL OF PROHIBITION BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING OVER CHICAGO
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Kelly McGillis costume FTW.
She has a restaurant in Key West. It was our favorite place to drink during our honeymoon. Went back last year and it’s still there after 20+ years. But it was closed for a wedding and I’ve never seen McGillis there and so yeah, this whole thing is pretty pointless.
/resumes drinking
I’d give that skeleton a bone or two ifyouknowhatImean.
/is justifiably shot
C’mon man, that’s just locker room talk. No need for execution
Those kids must really suck at chess
The kids were told they’d be sampling orange juice and offering their opinions on the most natural tasting one
No one gives a shit NBC, we just want football
I liked the firecrotch nurse, but this one is the winner so far.
Wow Cam, did you get the cut from your bitches?
Ha! My 67 year old mom said the same thing.
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No no…keep the hat on. I just ate a mushroom…
Shit, Sunday is laundry night.
RUN THE BALL! ZEKE has been eating when you give it to him
I’m telling you. Prescott is developing a Cam Newton ego.
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Worst kicker in the league nails multiple long fgs. *shrug*
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So much for my sassy friend…
Reid-ian clock management
I should pretend to care about this Cubs game, but I am just gonna switch to HBOGo and wait til 9:02 when Westworld shows up. Wait, do they do that for this show? They do it for GoT. I can also watch it on TWC’s digital site like I am for this game, but I like the ability to pause.
I just finished it, (EST); you’ll be good to go at 9:02.
Also, no spoiler but get ready for LOTS of nudity.
TD to DGB?
The Lord Giveth:
After 2 days of struggling, finally replaced a faucet accessory hose, as having so little practical skills, this was a triumph.
The Lord Taketh Away:
The faucet has lost all water pressure.
……
Did you turn the water off to work on the faucet and then not turn it back on again?
Oh the water is there, just it comes out weaker than a 2006 Chad Pennington Hail Mary
NEW BEST OF THE WORST!! FUCK THIS SPORTS SHIT!!!
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Holy shit. Did wentz just do the marbles from make league 2?
this is…odd
Cowboys should have kept the ball on the ground
yinz did get a little too clever by half there
Double J will need to be physically restrained all week, won’t he?
Tony starts the second half
It’s OK…he pays extra for that.
Dak seems to have a lot of GLOREEE BOY in him.
Buddy, are you volunteering for GLOREE BOY duty??
That was a rookie throw!
DAK?
Dumb pass Dak.
DAK DAK DAK