Your “What Time Is It? Seriously Though.” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread

Apparently we have Napoleon to thank for the image above. Nice going, guy that wasn’t really that short for his time. Dog’s breakfast, English breakfast-whatever. We North Americans are in no position to look down our collective multi-chinned noses at how the British opt to deliver lugubrious substances into their gaping maws. Heart disease, obesity, soaring cholesterol levels and diabetes running rampant through a population is simply a sign that you were once a colonizer. That’s if  you were doing it right. Okay, I’ll get off my stool now (phrasing?) TO THE GAME!

Was/Cin-For those Cincy fans that like to wank on The Red Rifle-he’s currently 7th in passing %, 4th in yards, 3rd in yards per pass attempt and 7th in passer rating. Sure, that’s all because wr Green is a monstrous beast that can’t be stopped but… I kid-Dalton has held up his end of the bargain quite well but the running game isn’t as good as it should be given the talent back there. And who’s to blame for that? The O-line, of course. The O-line always gets the blame. Cincy’s D is a bit strange-their rush D gave up 100 yards to Browns 4th-stringer Hogan last week. Good news for Redacteds rb Jones then? Not so fast, he’s ruled out so it’s Thompson’s turn. He should have a bigly game. Cincy’s pass D generally and de Dunlap specifically will get to qb Cousins at some point. Dunlap has already piled up 13 qb hits and 5 sacks to this point. Washington’s injured fellas te Reed and cb Norman are expected to play.

So that’s it-a shout out to all the West Coasters that are up for this one and also the newer folks from Freeballin’-make yourselves comfy, she’s gonna be a long day (but in a good way). Now…GO GET ‘EM!!!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The English are so confused about icing the kicker; they don’t even put ice in their drinks.

King Hippo

RedZone NOT showing it. I HATE YOU, SHIELD

Shogun Marcus

I, he, NACHO?

Shogun Marcus

Nacho is bad at Halloween costumes.

King Hippo

I guess once the heroic music ends, RedZone can show the end??

King Hippo

Did anyone take the Jest on the road in Survivor? I’m curious, because apparently a non-trivial number of people did.

Smithchez

Ruh Roh.

King Hippo

oh, godfuckingdamnit

King Hippo

the crowd will start whistling if the added time gets beyond like 5 minutes. there haven’t been THAT many injuries…

Lothar of the Hill People

You know this game is going to end on a score caused by a penalty either by Norman or Burfict.

King Hippo

remember, in London it is “added time”

Shogun Marcus

Yes, but it can also just end.

Lothar of the Hill People

This game still isn’t as long or as shitty as a cricket match.

King Hippo

Cousins trying to sprout facial hair is just sad.

Senor Weaselo

Isn’t that truly the best way to bring the sport to the British audience? With something they know well?

Smithchez

WHOA, I really need to come to DFO much more often than I do (stupid life). Every single time I come back the site has undergone a new format evolution. How the fuck is everybody doing this fine Sunday morning/afternoon?

Spur
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like the football, I’m shitty.

Bortleback

Exactly what a shitty London game needs, OT

Spur

Green would have many 200 plus yards games if Dalton were a better QB.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The [*Redacted] s getting more comfortable with occupying a white man’s territory.

King Hippo

this would be like 50-50 if the QBs were competent

Gratliff

Late game derpitude!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He gets an A for Eifert

Porky Prime

There’s also a connection to royalty with the two quarterbacks. Cousins are who they marry and Dalton is what their children look like.

Spur

Enough time to score a last one. Don’t fuck this up Cincy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

These Brits are about to learn the definition of cravat.

King Hippo

/REDUX

Spur

Jesus Christ Bengals
you’re fucking useless

King Hippo

striped pylons gon’ do what they DO!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cousins: DO YOU FANCY SUCH PLAY?!

King Hippo

I am deeply frightened by the British couple in full Tigger cosplay outfits,

Unsurprised

They wanted to get into the spirit of being Washington fans, but typo … something

I got nothing. Washington is racist.

Redshirt

Burkhead with the Spinebuster!

Redshirt

I just realized, Fox is using the Brown colors for Bengals graphics (Orange and Brown). We’re bad but not that bad.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Morning/afternoon, degenerates

Spur

Yes, Apple. I too go for bike rides in the middle of a dangerous lightning storm.

Unsurprised

There’s a dongle for that

Unsurprised

comment image

Porky Prime

For once, the black one is the smallest.

Porky Prime

It’s a good fit, sending these two teams to London. [*Redacted] s and Bengals were a favourite of colonial marksmen.

King Hippo

banner!!!

JustStopDude

Is this website hungover like me?

Gratliff

Oh shit. The AJ Green catch fixed the site.

King Hippo

such is the power of his cock!!

King Hippo

There are good EPL Sunday fixtures, too. Sides with big national followings. Everton just beat West Ham 2-nil (WOO!!!!) and Chelski plays Southampton in a half hour.

LemonJello

Oooff. [Redacteds] kicker may end up being shoved out a door on the team plane somewhere over the north Atlantic.

Is it the metric system that’s screwing him up?

Spur

Usually Cincy waits until the next half for garbage like that. Must be that jetlag.

Shogun Marcus

Mistake implies oopsie. That was no oopsie.

Brick Meathook

Is the NFL trying to get Europeans to watch football by presenting THIS shitshow? This game is making ME hate football, and I’m a life-long American fan.

I don’t get it.

Shogun Marcus

Trying to spread the fever! The nfl forgetting Europe has been experts in spreading plague since 1350.