Your “What Time Is It? Seriously Though.” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread

Apparently we have Napoleon to thank for the image above. Nice going, guy that wasn’t really that short for his time. Dog’s breakfast, English breakfast-whatever. We North Americans are in no position to look down our collective multi-chinned noses at how the British opt to deliver lugubrious substances into their gaping maws. Heart disease, obesity, soaring cholesterol levels and diabetes running rampant through a population is simply a sign that you were once a colonizer. That’s if  you were doing it right. Okay, I’ll get off my stool now (phrasing?) TO THE GAME!

Was/Cin-For those Cincy fans that like to wank on The Red Rifle-he’s currently 7th in passing %, 4th in yards, 3rd in yards per pass attempt and 7th in passer rating. Sure, that’s all because wr Green is a monstrous beast that can’t be stopped but… I kid-Dalton has held up his end of the bargain quite well but the running game isn’t as good as it should be given the talent back there. And who’s to blame for that? The O-line, of course. The O-line always gets the blame. Cincy’s D is a bit strange-their rush D gave up 100 yards to Browns 4th-stringer Hogan last week. Good news for Redacteds rb Jones then? Not so fast, he’s ruled out so it’s Thompson’s turn. He should have a bigly game. Cincy’s pass D generally and de Dunlap specifically will get to qb Cousins at some point. Dunlap has already piled up 13 qb hits and 5 sacks to this point. Washington’s injured fellas te Reed and cb Norman are expected to play.

So that’s it-a shout out to all the West Coasters that are up for this one and also the newer folks from Freeballin’-make yourselves comfy, she’s gonna be a long day (but in a good way). Now…GO GET ‘EM!!!