2016 Quotables (Week 11 – Results)

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I didn’t watch really any Thanksgiving football. The Lions game was on the radio during my morning drive (radio hosts said Stafford ‘looks lean and athletic’ this year), I saw DAK rush for a td in the Cowboys/SLURS game, and then I just remember that the Colts ran a fake punt against PIT. This prompted me to recall someone (Fozz?) commenting that PIT get a power rankings bump every week because of their name recognition. 28-7 sounds like a good score but this is Scott Tolzein’s Colts. Maybe I’m just being nitpicky.

This should be fun though.

 

“I mean, it’s cool and all, but when you pay $500 for a ‘Mexican Spearing’ you expect it to be delivered by a Madam.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
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“Need…. to… check…. deductible…..” -Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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“Oh, dontcha’ know this exact thing happened last night comin’ back with Cheryl from the fish fry at the Elks Lodge. Ten pointer if’n he was anything, too. Darn shame, that.” -LemonJello
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“Goddammit Marquise, yeah, ‘new kicks,’ we all got it. It wasn’t fucking funny last week either.” -JerBear50
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“Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!” -SonOfSpam
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“I mean, when you look at it objectively, causing him to forget he was ever QB for the Cleveland Browns is rather merciful, no?” -King Hippo
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“If only the lyrics had been Jump Off.” -Bloody Lethal
“Indigenous peoples are robbed by outside arbitrators in negotiations with Wisconsin shipping magnates, circa 1857” -Glorious Chairman Dan
“Indigenous peoples are robbed by outside arbitrators in negotiations with Wisconsin shipping magnates, circa 1857” -Glorious Chairman Dan
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I don’t remember reading some of these.”

– UNC Graduate, gathering his books upon graduation.

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Unsurprised

It’s funny because they don’t have books in North Carolina

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Lions game was on the radio during my morning drive (radio hosts said Stafford ‘looks lean and athletic’ this year)

I assume the radio host was Mike Carey, and that Hansel I mean Stafford tricked him by constructing a fake hand out of turkey bones and using it during their pre-game handshake?

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’M READY FOR NEXT WEEK! I’ve got this!

/the whole thing goes tumbling down

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blaxabbath

You’re free til the 5th. I got next week covered.

I don’t take off til the 9ers are done for.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Lean and Athletic” is also Jerry Richardson’s favorite rating at auction time.

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Unsurprised

I don’t remember reading some of these. I guess I don’t spend enough time here.

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I don’t recall seeing a few of these either, which is a shame because this is probably the best batch I’ve seen of these.

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