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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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Join the Washington Redskins, where you become a valiant quarterback on a quest to rescue the downtrodden franchise from the clutches of its own incompetence!

 

kirk-the-karing

 

Master the NFL’s newest “Crunch Course” of practice drills!

 

1a-pugil

 

Fend off objects thrown from the stands!

 

2-blacksmith

 

Charge headlong into danger, and STOMP STOMP CLAP your way to victory!

 

3-electric-knight

 

Avoid the pitfalls of playing down to the level of the competition!

 

4b-burning-ropes

 

Argue with intransigent groundskeepers over the state of the FedEx Field playing surface!

 

6-mudmen

 

Play out your franchise tag and attempt to renegotiate your contract with the team’s idiosyncratic owner!

 

5-lizardking

 

And finally, vanquish heralded legends of yesteryear!

 

7a-dragon

 

Lead on, adventurer.  Your quest awaits!

 

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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“I always knew Dan Synder was a lizardman! Just like everyone else in Washington!”

jjfozz
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Brothers, I just submitted my first proposal for the new gig. I have sacrificed a bobble head of PK to Bleergh and also said a quick Hail Mary (Catholic/Italian/wanna make somethin’ of it?)

I’m just sitting here at my desk, sipping a tall gin n juice and waiting . . .

LemonJello
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LemonJello

Probably could have gotten away with sacrificing an Allegash White vice the bobble head, but in either case, I wish you good luck!

Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

Good luck!

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Italian Catholic? Never woulda guessed

ballsofsteelandfury
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Holy shit that dildo! Well done!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Now where have I heard that uttered/screamed/moaned before…

LemonJello
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LemonJello

Dreamboat and A.A. Ron awkwardly glance at each other, waiting for the punchline.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Never played it.

Don T
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I was more of a Tempest and Kung Fu Master guy, but this freakin’ critter made off with my allowance consistently
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jjfozz
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Dig Dug fucking rocked. Smashing those fuckers with a rock was such a satisfying feeling. If only we could do that to the idiots we encounter every single moment of our lives.

Don T
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I got squished a quarter of the time. I was all about the ?s.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Aaron Rodgers remains so.

nomonkeyfun
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I was always more of a pinball kinda guy, mostly cause those machines were always open.
If I did play a game it was usually Tapper(I was apparently in training for DFO) or Galaga.

OT: Does anyone know anything about this app called mustknow?
I got this random text yesterday from an unknown number asking if they could ask me a question.

My phishing, catfishing, and
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instincts were raised, so I just deleted it.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

“asking if they could ask me a question”

Is it Dad Mode or is there some other trite way to refer to the reaction I have of “You just asked a fucking question / Just fucking ask, don’t ask to ask?”

Don T
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-Can I ask you a question?

-Yes. Bye.

jjfozz
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My money went to mastering Bosconian. Yes, I mastered a game that no one ever played.

Also, I stole money from my uncle so I could go to the arcade in Ocean City.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Kirk Kousins the Karing Kharacter klearly kicks killer kreatures… kasses.

LemonJello
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LemonJello
ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Since I have the reaction time of a sloth on muscle relaxers, I wasted sooo much money playing this game. I hated it and hated playing it, but just could not stop myself. I refuse to watch anything Don Bluth has animated since then.

LemonJello
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LemonJello

All my quarters went to playing Gauntlet. So many quarters…

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