Den/KC-The O’s of both these teams have a lot to answer for and Alex Smith is doing his best. Pressed on his unit’s failure to score he blurfed up this mighty gem-“We’ve got to play better.” I wonder if he emphasized the “We”, the “Got”, the “Play” or the “Better”? It really makes a difference you know. KC has scored a microscopic nine points in the the 3rd and 4th quarters of their last three games. Laughing are we Broncos?-not so fast. Just pick any offensive category, go ahead. Well, they’re like 21st, 24th, 29th or 30th-ranked-doesn’t matter which one you opted for. That said, the Broncs get into the playoffs (they won’t) if and only if all these things happen. If they beat the Chiefs, Ravens beat Steelers and then the Bengals, the Pats beat the Fins and the Chiefs beat the Chargers it’s a done deal. They’ll have to do it without lb Marshall, te’s Derby and Green, safety Ward and possibly de Wolfe tonight though. That’s a heck of an uphill climb. I’m rooting for them because an Andy Reid team without Jamaal Charles is a boring team meant to put small children to sleep. “Ethan, it’s 8:30. Quit running around and watch this game with me”. [carries child off to bed 15 minutes later]
No Monday Nighter tomorrow-this is all you’ve got until Saturday so make it count. COMMENTERS…COMMENT!!!
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Help! A snake bit me
THAT is the Devontae Booker we expected
oh, and Hippo gon drank
Are you playing Tyreek though?
no, but I won. Benched him for Thielen!!
Alexa, why don’t I have a girlfriend?
Alexa: “Please. I can not be fucked. I lack an orifice.”
Not for long…
Holy Shit! There’s a kid from Quebec on the KC O-line?
Tabernac!
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Alex Smith: soon to be the 3rd best QB in the AFC playoffs.
Later, Nerds. Enough of this football shit. It’s almost time for the Doctor Who christmas special! I hear it’s got a superhero this year!
Enjoy — because every Christmas is Last Christmas
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/looks also
whats that from?
West Coast .. This game will be ending about when that starts
RIP George Micheal
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well, fuck a duck
Your reminder that Rex Ryan is a dumb, DUMB motherfucker
https://mobile.twitter.com/PFF/status/812782323104153601
also, the Trump shit
He’s never been strong on obvious details-dumb penalties and poor tackling seem to ‘follow’ him wherever he goes.
Rex Ryan: Future hot-taek loudmouth on FS1?
Oh, I’m cheering for L.A. Rams head coach. Though I’m starting to wonder if Rex has reached the needs-to-step-down-to-coordinator-again stage.
Ive tried to change my profile pic. Dumb site will let me upload but it never takes.
Cairo Santos is one black magic kicker.
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Or not…
How old was that Hunt daughter? I need to know how bad I should feel.
The far right looked legal. If you were looking left, Chris Hanson wants a word.
Who is banging the shit out of Hunt daughter on the far right?
So how the fuck you guys jewin?
Mr Gibson, stay off the internet when you drink sir.
My old buddies would sing patches of songs to each other substituting ‘jew’ for ‘you’ and ‘squirrel’ for ‘girl’. Back then it was fucking hilarious.
RIP George Micheal
I am here to declare with full confidence that the Chefs are an abomination against God and man!!
/got wine open with sneaker and mini-screwdriver
//remembered to do it in sink this time
Eli’s lip-sync: Still hilarious.
I can’t decide if that’s his O-face or he’s just constipated. Possibly both.
All I want for Christmas is for Carrie Underwood to sit on my face.
So they finally decided to stop ripping off Joan Jett?
Unless Im mistaken she got a royalty every time they used it.
Or Noddy Holder of Slade did, where she ripped off the melody from
huzzah, Slade!!!
¿Uh, Mom?
My facebook feed is filled to the brim with white people with 80’s nostalgia crying over George Michael, who actively support every political group that wants to deny gays equal rights. It’s a really fascinating case study.
The human mind’s ability to believe contradictions is pretty fucking amazing, really.
“I love my dead gay pop singer!”
I was 7 when I first saw that and laughed at it. I had a strange upbringing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0
THAT IS A FUCKING GREAT FILM
I never understand people who dress up for flying. It’s uncomfortable enough if you’re not in gym clothes.
/also PRO TIP – carry on a backpack, and include slippers
The only reason to do so is to try to get upgraded to a better class. It doesn’t happen if you are dressed as a slob.
NAWT good enough!!
That’s so unlikely that I’d never bother with it.
Very true, gotta dress a little snappy if you want the upgrade.
Unless there’s a line of a couple dozen people with airline status ahead of you who will get upgraded regardless of what they wear.
This is true, but you can always change in the bathroom.
I have done that.
And don’t wear a belt.
I don’t even like to drive a car in a collared shirt. Flying in a suit is only acceptable if you’re actively planning to die en route.
Some of us are en route to a meeting
I CALL THOSE BALTIMORE RAVENS, GEORGE MICHAEL, BECAUSE THEY CHOKED AND GAGGED ON A COCK UNTIL THEY DIED.
BANNER this man
oh my god
I need to go back to writing, so of course this game and the comments will be awesome. Anyway, have good evening.
Merry Christmas, gentlemen.
It’s Kwanzaa bitches.
MOAR LIEK DONKSMAS NOW, BROTHER!!!
FUCK YEAH, WIN OR GET MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED TRYING
Wow, it took a long time to write the Hippo Thoughts for the PIT game. I hope it’s not too cheesy.
Bet this recap takes 60-70 seconds.
But you want to cheer FOAR TEH DONKS, so you can hate TAMMY and Grumblelord more when they take a dive Week 17 to keep Denver out (and not a possible Divisional Round opponent).
I take comfort in the fact that GrumbleLord would like nothing more than keeping a division opponent out of the playoffs. I choose to believe his hate helps the Donks.
“At first I felt bad for the girl, then I got a look at her face and I started feeling bad for the donkey.”
One of the best lines from The Forty Year Old Virgin.
How much ham did Andy Reid eat today?
All of it
Not how much but how many.
Can’t possibly be more than me.
Lord,
Give me strength to finish the last 4 pounds of the ham in my refrigerator
I know I should share it with those less fortunate
But that shit was from honey baked ham and cost $63
Also, fuck Dallas
Amen
Hangover status. Suicidal.
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“I’m getting a raging clue”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1fiijqrKuc
Oh shit. That reminds me, new Doctor Who tonight!
I’ve been three weeks sans proper footy, please forgive me if after a TD a say “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!!!!!”
And now a song from my people on the vuvuzela…
/Romonobyl died on the way back to his home planet
Boxing Day tomorrow. EPLapalooza.
I want to see a fight, some Donkey on Donkey violence would be great.
I was about to post a gif but I don’t want to get banned…
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DONKEY PUNCHES FOR ALL
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George Michael is an interesting case where the only time I like his music is when it’s being covered, and the only time I like his singing is when he’s covering someone else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYAR8RigqDA
What did him in?
I mentioned AIDS before and i felt bad, but no one contradicted me.
To be fair, it’s one of those things. I mean, it was literally 24 hours between finding out Freddie Mercury had AIDS, and him dying. Given the era, it’s at least plausible.
“Homosexuality.”
-Twitter
They don’t know
Officially pneumonia. Age 53. There has to be more to the story.
Folks. The Mighty SA Spurs have dispatched the lowly Bulls of Chicago. Not sure which team to root for here. Who has the better chance of beating the Steelers/Massholes?
Trust me, you want to root for Denver.
MISTER POTTER, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A WARPED FRUSTRATED OLD MAN!
YOU MAY OWN HALF THIS TOWN, BUT I’M FUCKING DONNA REED!
SO THERE!
Ed Harris in the background deciding where he’s going to dump Stewart’s body
As a nod to Trump’s America, I am imagining Potter as a shit-together businessman who knew the value of a dollar, and Bailey as a socialist with a drunk uncle that couldn’t make it without charity.
Is the wind the way Sha’nkor has chosen to greet us this evening?
Wind!?! How will this affect the accuracy of Alex Smith’s deep throws?
Guessing not at all, since he doesnt throw any
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Daddy like
Good luck boobies.
Well done!
The best DEN/KC game was in 1998 when it rained so had the stands at Arrowhead flooded.
I never noticed it before but Simian has a similar dopey smile as Elway.
Welp, George Michael’s dead. Guess Leia gets to usher in 2017, then.
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The only non-cunt D.C. sports guy
Hello tap tap tap this thing on?
Costas better hope that his toupe is glued on tight in the wind
The wind should really blow him away into the night for him never to be seen again.
It’s 2016; the exact opposite is sure to occur because God hates us
I honestly believe 2017 is going to be awesome. Don’t know why but i do.
I hope so