Den/KC-The O’s of both these teams have a lot to answer for and Alex Smith is doing his best. Pressed on his unit’s failure to score he blurfed up this mighty gem-“We’ve got to play better.” I wonder if he emphasized the “We”, the “Got”, the “Play” or the “Better”? It really makes a difference you know. KC has scored a microscopic nine points in the the 3rd and 4th quarters of their last three games. Laughing are we Broncos?-not so fast. Just pick any offensive category, go ahead. Well, they’re like 21st, 24th, 29th or 30th-ranked-doesn’t matter which one you opted for. That said, the Broncs get into the playoffs (they won’t) if and only if all these things happen. If they beat the Chiefs, Ravens beat Steelers and then the Bengals, the Pats beat the Fins and the Chiefs beat the Chargers it’s a done deal. They’ll have to do it without lb Marshall, te’s Derby and Green, safety Ward and possibly de Wolfe tonight though. That’s a heck of an uphill climb. I’m rooting for them because an Andy Reid team without Jamaal Charles is a boring team meant to put small children to sleep. “Ethan, it’s 8:30. Quit running around and watch this game with me”. [carries child off to bed 15 minutes later]
No Monday Nighter tomorrow-this is all you’ve got until Saturday so make it count. COMMENTERS…COMMENT!!!
be MOAR OBVS next time, Donks
Jordan Norwood’s first day in Kansas City…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493pL_Vbtnc
Trump Supporters Three Months from Now:
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c8/c86463fcb35f407357a343780e0a4e585f08473ce0e6f0aa51d55ce6d7cca696.jpg
The crying’s already begun.
And I am drinking their tears with a hard-on because they deserve every inch of the assraping they’re about to get.
people who stop smoking have hostility and agitation?? YOU DON’T SAY!!
You’ll quit smoking because there’s no smoking on death row after you axe murder your entire family.
yeah right, my friend made your yorkshire pudding!
http://thumbnails117.imagebam.com/52271/594234522704218.jpg
No flag for that late hit by KC?
I’m stunned it wasn’t flagged.
Miller must have give the refs some wine too.
much better, too late
Dear America,
Just disappointed.
you nicer than me
/pretty much everyone is
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/800541-i-survived-2016
It’s a trap! Don’t order this week.
How in the hell is Carson Daly still on TV?
America just elected that orange THING President. I stopped asking logic/reason-based questions after that.
It’s NBC.
For the same reason that certain coaches (eg. The Ryans) keep securing employment in the NFL. A shit-ton of organizations are a closed loop as far as ‘talent’ is concerned.
Watching “A Christmas Carol”. George C. Scott is redeemed, but there is still 10 minutes to go. How this year has gone, I’m afraid the now good Scrooge will be killed by a run away carriage and Tiny Tim will be mugged and have his can stolen.
Having your can stolen, aka a Baltimore second date.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA “The Best of 2016?”
NO FUCKING SHIT.
It ain’t over yet.
Reddit delivers
Im assuming thats the Right Hunt daughter?
Her mom was a former Miss Kansas I think.
I’m not bragging, but I’d masturbate in HER bushes!
What the fuck, Collinsworth? “20-4 in the last so many games”?? That’s twenty-four games, Cris.
whoa, wait, he’s not some kind of Physics and Applied Mathematics major here ,, smgdh
motherfucker i have a law degree too
Look, his history of gambling with Warren Sapp shows he doesn’t have a great grasp of the numbers.
Remember when game shows were only about having fun, instead of melodramatic narrative?
No.
No I don’t.
repeats to self “This team just won the Superb Owl, it’s ok”
It’s just a little offenseless! It’s okay! It’s okay!
A fake field goal on 4th and 10 when the offense has done dick all half.
What are ‘Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead’ Alex?
Correct!
where if you make it…you kick a FG after maybe ONE shot at the end zone.
“And that’s your Rex Ryan approved Play of the Night”
I would be sorry to inform you all that Gary Kubiak has had another stroke, but you probably figured it out on your own.
WHAT THE GODDAMNED SHIT?
Donkos tried to herp, ended up derping.
FAKE?
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34400000/-The-Crimson-Horror-Gifs-D-clara-oswald-34400492-245-170.gif
Love how Andy Reid gives the Broncos a TO to ensure they have the right play called.
Hey, it’s Christmas, and he’s a fat man wearing red.
“Which rifle do you want to be shot with as you sleep in your bed, mommy?”
KC timeout?
just handoff twice, timeout, FG. CHRIST
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Oh, c’mon! That’s totally unrealistic. Everyone loves chicken fingers.
flag on Eric Berry, dirty motherfucker
I like the ref emphasizing that it wasn’t just after the pass was away, but WELL after the pass was away.
“Your honor I object!”
“Overruled”
“No I STRENUOUSLY object”
“Oh, well in that case 15 yards and an automatic first down!”
Works for Brady
Posted on Reddit
http://i.imgur.com/mEelPGB.png
Impressive that the ref was able to detect Alex Smith’s hand movement
That’s really good
Who smoked the last gram of Who hash???
I got her late but I’m sure someone pointed out that there is MNF tomorrow correct? Dallas-Detroit? Fat Matt getting ready to fuck me in a championship game?
TONY!!! TONY!!!! TONY!!!!!
Yes, i think it’s that scotchy won’t do the Open Thread post. He is going into the wilderness to kill animals in Canada, as is tradition.
Ah, I see.
I’ll try to throw something up.
(we’re not doing phrasing anymore are we)
I was trying to erase the memory of the Cowboys from my mind as per my therapist’s instructions. Thanks *so* much, Whore-ratio!
I’d focus more on trying to erase the memory of Eli’s goddamned inability to distinguish green from white.
[throws down the gauntlet]
“I’ll have you know that Eli is an adequate qb that has gotten a wee bit lucky in the past and that’s why he has 2 more SB MVP’s than Romo.”
BRING BACK CATLER
Be careful what you wish for.
Well actually, chickenpox can come back as shingles, which is way worse tbf
Could it be that Brock Osweiler actually WOULD have made the Broncos better?
yew shut yer nasty mouth
I fully believe this. But now it’s Romo time to shine.
Hey, Craig Morton got ’em to a Super Bowl…
If memory serves, the Broncs would have been forced to pay a whack of cash to him to keep him around. They felt they had a similarly capable qb that was much cheaper. Horsey made the right call.
$18M to suck v. less than $500K
I want Lady Hunt for Xmas
Better have lily-white, rich, connected parents then…
I’m hoping she’s got a little Lacey Underall in her.
She looks like a Mrs Tanneyhill knock-off to me.
Imagine what Tyreek could do with a qb with an arm. He reminds me quite a bit of Desean Jackson in his first few years.
With Hill, Maclin, and Kelce this team would be fucking scary with a solid qb.
This is certainly some #2 defense being played, I’ll give ya that much.
I like to think that if NFL players were aware that Collinsworth was in a money FF league they would tailor their performances to fuck him.
I understand champagne hangovers are the worst, I’ll let you know tomorrow if my research verifies said theory.
For me rum hangovers are the worst. To the point that I absolutely refuse to drink rum anymore.
Drink a ton of water my friend.
Cris is willing to say that fans are great just because they cheered when an opposing player wasn’t actually killed or paralyzed.
Which, given the state of most NFL stadiums on game day, is probably pretty accurate.
Al sounded like he lost his flask and bet on the Broncos
He might have bet on the Broncos but there’s no chance in hell Al has ever lost his flask.
“We’ve got your back Al.”
-Second, third and fourth flask
Did NBC just show a promo for a Week 1 game or did the wine I just drink have more than wine in it?
they had a SiriusXM ad on last night for free coverage through 29 November
Ham, roast beef and smoked provolone with grainy hot mustard on artisan rye. That, my friends, is a sammich.
Fuck, now they’re trying to sell gluten-free pet food.
Christ, cats and dogs eat WHOLE FUCKING RAW BIRDS but can’t handle gluten??
My dog must think his balls are gluten-free then.
Mine are. That’s what i tell the ladies.
HAVE A BIGFOOT XMAS:
also topical:
I really think Trevor Siemian drank two of those Von Miller wine bottles before heading out on the field tonight. Holy fuck he is horrible.
Von really is a cool motherfucker, though, isn’t he? That’s the kind of cool shit people with money oughtta do.
Andy Reid is gonna fuck this up isnt he?
No. This is the regular season. Three weeks from now? OH ANDY, HE GON FUCK SHIT UP!!!
Denver has a better coach and PK. and Von. That’s about it. I don’t see this scoreline changing much.
c’mon, Devontae Booker showed up! Everybody else pitch in.