Den/KC-The O’s of both these teams have a lot to answer for and Alex Smith is doing his best. Pressed on his unit’s failure to score he blurfed up this mighty gem-“We’ve got to play better.” I wonder if he emphasized the “We”, the “Got”, the “Play” or the “Better”? It really makes a difference you know. KC has scored a microscopic nine points in the the 3rd and 4th quarters of their last three games. Laughing are we Broncos?-not so fast. Just pick any offensive category, go ahead. Well, they’re like 21st, 24th, 29th or 30th-ranked-doesn’t matter which one you opted for. That said, the Broncs get into the playoffs (they won’t) if and only if all these things happen. If they beat the Chiefs, Ravens beat Steelers and then the Bengals, the Pats beat the Fins and the Chiefs beat the Chargers it’s a done deal. They’ll have to do it without lb Marshall, te’s Derby and Green, safety Ward and possibly de Wolfe tonight though. That’s a heck of an uphill climb. I’m rooting for them because an Andy Reid team without Jamaal Charles is a boring team meant to put small children to sleep. “Ethan, it’s 8:30. Quit running around and watch this game with me”. [carries child off to bed 15 minutes later]
No Monday Nighter tomorrow-this is all you’ve got until Saturday so make it count. COMMENTERS…COMMENT!!!
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Jimi Hendrix and Wilson Pickett at an Atlantic Records release party .
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Happy freakin’ Christmas.
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You as well.
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What is this “comment is awaiting moderation” shit?
And why can I reply to it? If it’s awaiting moderation, what am I replying to? Is it really even there? Am I really even here? Am I even real?
Goddamn you DFO, how dare you make me question my existence.
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If she was any more ginger the Bengals would sign her.
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LINEBACKER?
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Tina Louise.
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I’d try not to, but I’d probably have the same look as delivery guy.
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You know; good for them. Donks are far from deserving at this point.
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This put a giant stupid smile on my face
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I like when the eyes are just a little too wide. It means mom probably liked to drink, which means she probably likes to drink, which means I have a better chance. Granted, it’s 1% vs 0%, but that means I only have to hit on 100 for it to pay off.
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Sometimes I forget that your replies are mostly non sequiturs and I read too much into them.
Hey, I can’t look at her and say her eyes are too far apart, let alone your other hypotheses, but it was fun reading it. She has nice lips and I would imagine a nice asshole.
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Hypothetically JerBear50 was agreeing with you Moose. ‘She’s hot – would bang. Just don’t get weather your post fit a theme or not.’
Yeah, her eyes are a little wide-set, but it was pretty much just a joke. I don’t actually try to interpret and exploit fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Yeah, she’s smoking ass hot. I didn’t mean to imply she wasn’t.
Naw, I was just confused by your joke. Even if you didn’t think so; to each their own. You are not one to make comments on others’ tastes, you know; “She’s uuuuugly and you are stupid for thinking she’s hot.”
There was a bunch of gifs from that shoot, but that is gone from my time frame.
Also; ODD SHAPED EARS! WOULD NOT BANG!!
No, she’s fucking gorgeous. I just thought her eyes were unusual. Not bad, just unusual, and I used it to segue into that stupid joke. Uma Thurman’s got wide set eyes and there’s sure as hell nothing wrong with her.
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I ALSO FIND WIDE SET LEGS ATTRACTIVE.
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Since Christmas is closing out over here on this coast, I wanted to post this. It’s one of the best holiday songs I’ve ever heard, but more on the melancholy side.
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One of my favorites, and apt for 2016:
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Holy shit that was a great sketch.
I usually didn’t mind when things went wrong; usually made for better TV.
The late 80’s/early 90’s of that show were fucking wonderful and I don’t give a shit what anyone else says. And I think I may have liked Tom Hanks on those more than I have most of his movies.
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I was starting Jr. High in the early 90’s; SNL was the original “Must See TV” for me and that era of comedy (along with In Living Color and the Simpsons) was golden, Jerry.
I started watching in the late 80’s when I was real young. I always liked comedy and on the weekends I’d stay up half the night after my parents went to bed. Didn’t have cable so it was whatever standup show was on at 9, SNL at 1030, Apollo at 12 or 1.
Headwound Harry!!
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HAI!!
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walnut crusher!!
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My god, those thighs… Those could do some real damage to my ears.
What?
“Gonna be an interesting handshake here”
cuts to commercial
payback is a bitch, Andy
I will never not laugh at that.
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Hardcore commitment to cosplay or Halloween.
Fortunate coincidence
*Not allowed with 50 yards of any school zone
And I thought you guys said he had decided to quit commenting and focus on politics….
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I was trying to remember what it was where David Cross was dressed like that, so I could make an election result joke, but this was like the third image hit, so I’ll use it instead.
Your search skills are remarkable
I haven’t seen that much annoying, repetitive derp since Mind of Mencia was on air.
So, the Broncos should sit all the starters next week to pay the Chiefs back for that Poe TD, right?
YES
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way to REALLY embarrass the franchise there
“Wanna bet?” — Andy Reid
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I see we’ve been doing lesser Dr. Who companion gifs.
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Phrasing
I feel like the post-shower hair really brings it all together
I’m surprised Denver didn’t just take a knee three times. This is embarrassing.
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That reminds me, I really need to see Club Dredd again.
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Kinda felt like they were already on their knees for most of the game.
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oh my!!
LANAAAAAAAAA!
Kristen. Sweet jeezus.
Show some pride, start a goddamned fight at least
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THE CHIEFS ARE PLAYING BACKYARD FOOTBALL HOLY SHIT. IS PABLO SANCHEZ GOING TO BE KICKING THE EXTRA POINT?
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Dontari Poe is a better QB than Alex Smith.
Edgar Allen Poe is a better qb than Alex Smith.
The Broncos are gonna knee-cap some Chiefs for that one.
they better let Oakland win next week for that alone
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FAT MAN TOUCHDOWN
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How does a series not hire both twins for everything?
OH NO THEY DIN’T!
It’s so great to see the mountains the form the eastern border of my hometown used as a stand-in for fucking Afghanistan
It just sunk in … the Dolphins are in the playoffs.
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You’re Goddamn right
The 2017 Denver Broncos are the best form of birth control for the Greater Metropolitan Denver area since syphilis-related sterility.