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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
I’ve been enjoying a nice lazy day. Went to work out in the morning, which was good. Now I’m sitting at home watching the Rose Bowl pre-game show.
I know people that are actually at the game. USC fans. I prefer the nice comfort of home with the free booze it provides.
After this game, there is the Auburn-Oklahoma Sugar Bowl, which might be fun.
Oh shit, there is the national anthem. Better wrap this up.
I am wearing no pants. THAT is how you start a New Year, people!
Comment away, heathens!
Last night, my phone rings, waking me up…
“Hey. This is Matt from Dominos. I have your pizza outside”….
What the fuck? I stumble out of my room, and bang on the bathroom door as I notice my sister is taking a shower.
“Did you order a pizza?”
“Yes!”
“Its here…well its outside near the lobby”
“Go get it”
“You got cash for this?”
“Jesus Christ JSD, I am taking a shower. For once take some fucking initiative and think”
Was my sister inviting me to report a break in by a crazy woman?
Guy like you who knows your way around home repairs, I can’t believe you didn’t cut the hot water right then and there and kick her the fuck out.
I live in an apartment complex and don’t have access to to the cutoffs.
That’s ridiculous. She is oblivious to how humans operate. I don’t know how you’ve put up with it. I’d have raided her purse, and if no, said sorry guy the girl is nuts.
At first I thought this was a porn script.
One of my first I love H Jon Benjamin things
He and Louis C.K. sound and must’ve been, what, 23-24, maybe.
Oh, okay. So closer to 30. They still sound like kids here.
“I am just here to do my time, I cant possibly get involved with a coworker. Wait, how old are you?”
“18”
“I could possibly get involved with a coworker”
Favre sucks, but I approve of dead P*ts fans. http://imgur.com/XI5Ic5w
Ok, I’ll keep dirtying this place up if no one else is gonna post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDawOF0kJO8
@BBR You have a second song you like of theirs or any other unrelated you like. I was a fan of the first one.
You can’t go wrong with anything off of the The Woods CD. Here’s the single from their most recent CD, No Cities To Love.
I think I am the only person that doesn’t like Bob’s Burgers while at the same time loves H Jon Benjamin. Enjoyed the song
No, I’m the same way. I love Archer, Lucy, even that van show that he had on comedy central, but Bob’s Burgers just aint doing it for me.
Moose is gonna be pissed he missed out on this theme night. Now when’s he ever gonna get to post Blondie vids and pics?
Anybody still awake?
The theme is songs by chicks that rock, right? And have I mentioned my crush on Janet Weiss?
Holy shit, when did you start prowling around here again?
My New Year’s resolution is to try to stop hanging out with douchebags on the internet.
This place is the best I can do on that front.
Ho
Ahoy hoy
We’re on to Tuesday
Who wants balloons?
One thing I’ve got going…
I still haven’t seen youngest right or the new grandbaby since before Christmas.
I work tomorrow but I took Wednesday and Thursday off for a San Diego trip for a visit.
Will I be staying at a Starwood Preferred Hotel?
MAYBE!
Yo Low Commander, want to drink in the Gaslamp District on Wednesday?
I’m buying!
I’m becoming more open to the idea of trying cannabis for my depression. I still can’t believe that mushrooms now have scientifically been proven to be effective for major depression.
Shrooms > Mary A Juana
When will those be legalized so I can be not depressed?
I would flip that but that is just me. I was diagnosed as clinically depressed at 2nd grade, had physical problems with it til I started smoking, then 16-20 hour a day work was fine and I didn’t have constant sickness, random pain, panic attacks, levels of self loathing you couldnt even imagine on yourself. Only thing my entire life that let me function normally
Mary A Juana is legal where I live, but I hate it. Perhaps we should swap locations.
I gots one!
Joining the group of people returning to civilization in the AM, so one last for me as well. This was the weird moment where everyone’s favorite Zelda cosplayer was suddenly cutting tracks with Halestorm? Still seems weird as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49tpIMDy9BE
Last one, I promise I’ll stop ‘necking it up in here.
The Graduate is 50 years old. Weird.
Cougar or Jaguar?
I just spent a solid 3 hours of my life watching the Smithsonian channel doing a long term piece on WWII.
The archival footage was incredible and it contained footage from French, Russian, Japanese, Morrocan, Belgian, Italian, German sources. Fucking incredible stuff.
I’m just preparing myself, in case, you know.
Made myself a rib roast this weekend and GODDAMN did it come out good. I tweaked my recipe a little this time and it came out the best I’ve ever done it. Honestly, I think it’s the best I’ve had anywhere except for at Lawry’s in Chicago. That place is nothing to fuck with.
Hell yes!
Ok, last one from me; I have to try and get back onto an employed person’s sleep schedule. Night all.
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