Your “Seriously, how many Bowl games are there?” Open Thread

I’ve been enjoying a nice lazy day.  Went to work out in the morning,  which was good.  Now I’m sitting at home watching the Rose Bowl pre-game show.

I know people that are actually at the game. USC fans.  I prefer the nice comfort of home with the free booze it provides.

After this game,  there is the Auburn-Oklahoma Sugar Bowl, which might be fun.

Oh shit, there is the national anthem.  Better wrap this up.

I am wearing no pants.  THAT is how you start a New Year,  people!

Comment away,  heathens!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit USC. The one time I root for you.

rockingdog

Fun Fact: that guy Gesicki 88 the big Tight End for Pen State is the same height as GRONK but about 10 lbs. lighter.

JustStopDude

Man oh man…I haven’t seen a Penn Stater take advantage of someone in the corner like that since…

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Horatio Cornblower

Sanchez is on the USC sideline.

Apparently the Cowboys told him he could take the week off and they’d catch him up on the play-off offense later.

JustStopDude

Shit…I just realized that I have to show up to work…shaved…not hungover…on time…

theeWeeBabySeamus

But…..
Do you….really?

Unsurprised
Spur

Classic. I remember seeing this live with the new HDTV I bought for my birthday
http://img.pandawhale.com/31816-USC-song-girl-cheerleader-hot-7hc4.gif

Mr. Ayo

This Penn State defense is quite representative of a program that can’t stop folks from scoring.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s not that they can’t, it’s that they won’t.

Mr. Ayo

There’s many ways that joke could be worded better, but I was on a deadline.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK…..
So I WANT to take Auburn +2. But not gonna lie…..I don’t trust those assholes.

Horatio Cornblower

I think you’re probably right regarding the line and also right to stay as far away from that game as possible.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dear lord, they look like they need to go home, put on some damn clothes, and drink their milk.
I’m officially old.

Mr. Ayo

They’re all welcome to drink my milk

theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s dealing with life, just like the rest of us.
He’ll be around again.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Also, I would not be opposed to drinking their milk.
But I’d probably need to card them first.
Also, this is something which I’m unlikely to ever again need to worry about.
That is all.

Spanky Datass

Sam Darnold (QB – USC) looks like Adam Devine (Workaholics, etc.)
http://aboutlastnightpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Workaholics-Adam-Devine-004.jpg

Spur

Its bobbling. This is really close

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am really bored and don’t really care about this game. The solution is just get really drunk for no reason, right?

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Sharkbait

Just add bourbon and The Grand Tour and it’s like you’re in my living room with me.

Sharkbait

On part 2 as we speak.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This reminded me I have to set up Amazon Video on my dad’s TV so he can watch that show. He loved Top Gear

Mr. Ayo

Correct

sunrisesunrise

Well, wife’s home. Time to take down Xmas shit. Enjoy making fun of Penn St and all their failings.

Spur

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Unsurprised

It can’t be a coincidence this looks like a penis.
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Spur

So should I just not show up to work tomorrow? I don’t want to go back.

Sharkbait

I was driving home from a friend’s with my wife and we both thought, for a second, what if we just said fuck it and started driving and didnt stop.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I first read that as “driving home with a friend’s wife”….
Trust me, that little difference changes the whole dynamic.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Work is overrated

litre_cola

I feel the same. I loathe going back to work I was just looking at restaurants for sale in the ‘warm’ part of Canadia.

litre_cola

No, that’s Kelowna, where we get our wines from. I am not in the cold part but still.

sunrisesunrise

I have work weeks of 4 days, 3 days and 4 days. Gotta ease my way back into it.

Brocky

So, assuming he’s not announcing tonight, what’s gruden doing right…. now?

litre_cola

Cocaine off a Hooters waitress’ ass in Florida somewhere.

Sharkbait

After that, doing color on his own game of madden, pantsless in his living room

Shogun Marcus

THIS PLATTER OF WINGS I CALL IT “FREE FORM 1946” BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’LL LOOK LIKE IN MY BATHROOM TONIGHT!

sunrisesunrise

Penn St fans trying a White Out. Well, they do know about coverups.

JustStopDude

If anyone wants to understand how fucked up the whole Flint situation is…

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ULFSaMooA&w=1920&h=1080%5D

I don’t know why, but I spent the day watching documentaries.

Spur

After watching these Jennifer garner commercials i can see why Ben Affleck got sick of her.

theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHE IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE!!!!!!!

sunrisesunrise

One man’s trash…

Unsurprised

I’m already halfway through The Hike. Goddamn it, Drew.

Unsurprised

Good.

Mr. Ayo

Fantastic book.

Spur

i feel like USC doesnt appreciate the Song Girls enough. Those young ladies bring millions joy.

Mr. Ayo

Especially for this guy.
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Unsurprised

Kill him and take his mustache.

sunrisesunrise

Well they are the villains in many people’s eyes. This guy just went the extra step.

rockingdog

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theeWeeBabySeamus

WTF kinda UCLA alumnus are you?????????

litre_cola

TRICKERATION!!!

Spur

Someone explain to me how Penn State got sanctioned less harshly than USC for Reggie Bush. They shouldn’t even exist.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yet U*NC continues along unscathed.

Shogun Marcus

It is weird how basketball and football get different treatment. Then again the football revenues are prolly far higher.

Unsurprised

About 2-3 times as much from what I can tell based on a quick googling.

litre_cola

Did they not claim innocence by saying that all that were involved were gone?

Mr. Ayo

Harboring a serial child molester is not under the purview of the NCAA.
Paying a player and/or his family does.

Brocky

Those darn rules!

Now if only it was so easy to convince some people that kneeling for the anthem and decorating your cleats are in fact NOT the same thing

Sharkbait

I havent watched a single bowl game. I just can’t get into college football. Admittedly, I went to a school without a football program, so that might have something to do with it.

Unsurprised

Same here. And the Colonials couldn’t even be in a fucking decent basketball conference. A10. Come on, man.

sunrisesunrise

McSorely is a perfect QB for the Browns.

Spur

Penn State only likes it when they go up the middle. No one is allowed to do it to them.

Spur

This game needs more USC Song Girls.

Mr. Ayo

ESPN should just overlay them on the broadcast like MST3K

litre_cola

Anyone else catch the pedo bear on top of the Penn State logo by AbC there?

sunrisesunrise

Haha just saw it.

Unsurprised

I am in fact pantsless

sunrisesunrise

He’s an architect?

Spur

Do they let OJ watch the game in prison?

Brick Meathook

So I’ve been visiting my mom back east over the holidays and starting Saturday I came down with a killer head cold. As of today I’m bedridden just trying to sleep it out (with the help of some good PM syrup stuff). I’m in the guest bedroom, which many years ago was my bedroom, which I shared with my brother, until I moved into the attic Greg Brady style. In fact, I even slept in this room when I was a year old in a crib. It’s been redecorated since then.

There’s a cool TV in here mounted on a rolling computer stand that I can actually pull over the bed. Except it doesn’t have cable, so I can’t watch the Rose Bowl unless I go downstairs. It has a digital HD antenna, though, which I’ve never seen before. There all these extra channels in between the regular channels. I’ve been watching old “Rifleman” episodes, and “Rockford Files” and “Big Valley” and “Match Game ’75” and even some crazy Vietnamese talk show. Or I play Monopoly on my iPad against three other computer AI players and I set the difficulty level to “Extra Easy” and it’s like playing against little children and they will accept any trade and I demolish them every time and it makes me feel like a big shot wheeler-dealer.

I am really high on Heavy-Duty cold medicine right now. I’d write more but MacGyver is making something cool with a broken lightbulb and I don’t want to miss it.

Big Black Richard

Brick, I’m going to need you to identify the specific brand and dosage of that cold medicine.

For science, obviously.

JustStopDude

Every time I go home to visit family, I get sick. I never get sick normally, even with the utterly crazy amount of travel and weird hours I work.

Unsurprised

Probably all the lead paint, asbestos, and toxic mold from before your remodeling job.

Spur

Penn State looks a bit nervous.

sunrisesunrise

Strange since there aren’t any showers in the forecast.

Big Black Richard

It took me a second to see what you did there. That was beautiful.

sunrisesunrise

That’s what “violation of team rules” really means.

Gratliff

I don’t know that I’m on board with USC as a good thing

Gratliff

I grew up a Penn State fan. It was nice to find the point where I can no longer support a team. I wanted to firebomb the fucks protesting the treatment of Joe Pa.

Spur
Unsurprised

Is that Paul McCartney?

Mr. Ayo

Bold choice bringing back and starting Hackenberg this game.

Spur

Folks

sunrisesunrise

So Penn St can only complete passes to USC players. Should make for a fun day.

blaxabbath

I’m rooting against Penn St on account of the fact that their program should be renamed “Penn State Football, who you might recall spent decades covering for child molesters in the name of amateur sports success”.

sunrisesunrise

Pretty sure that name change would apply to most programs.

blaxabbath

I would support uniform name-changes across the league.

Except for teams owned by Dan Snyder. Those names are a “badge of honor”.

Unsurprised
sunrisesunrise

Very Goff like throw there

Mr. Ayo

Couldn’t happen to a nicer program

litre_cola

Rose Bowl, or my strange addiction? Dilemmas dilemmas.

litre_cola

Well this woman likes eating dryer sheets. 10 to 12 a day. 2 boxes of Bounce a week….

sunrisesunrise

How the hell do you figure out dryer sheets are your thing? I can’t think of any possible way to wrap my head around that one.

litre_cola

She says it helps de stress her. It is like a car crash, I am flipping to the game during commercials. The woman who loved eating drywall was fantastic as well.

litre_cola
Big Black Richard

I’ll allow it.

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