I’ve been enjoying a nice lazy day. Went to work out in the morning, which was good. Now I’m sitting at home watching the Rose Bowl pre-game show.
I know people that are actually at the game. USC fans. I prefer the nice comfort of home with the free booze it provides.
After this game, there is the Auburn-Oklahoma Sugar Bowl, which might be fun.
Oh shit, there is the national anthem. Better wrap this up.
I am wearing no pants. THAT is how you start a New Year, people!
Comment away, heathens!
This is easily the best bowl game of the year so far. Come on Clemson!
I guess the Penn State players can blow things, too.
It worked out….
But that was a horrible, horrible check down decision.
Penn State continues its tradition of molesting receivers
Sam Darnold will start as QB for the Jags one day.
Cleveland will steal him away from them
HFW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_HwzO2uqVs
I was gonna post this other Rachel Bilson gif when USC got the turnover, then the refs left their children with the Penn State coaching staff and ruled incorrectly in their favor
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EqIMYMDKJ4s/UnunJI5GssI/AAAAAAAAOuk/8Hl7r9J1RGE/s1600/Rachel-Bilson.gif
So I’m hitting PDX (well, flying into there — will be around the OR coast) 2/2-5. I understand they have like an experimental rose garden there? I’m game!
That’s Penn State for you: when the games get older, they lose interest.
Sugar bowl, Please make the Sooners lick a hairy asshole, Presented by Appleby’s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8KrTC_o48o
Just one more time
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That’s a catch
God, I know that either the Patriots or Steelers are going to win another Super Bowl. I can’t do anything about that. From what I can tell, they are Your favorite NFL teams.
But if you can somehow get PSU to blow this game…
We’re clearly being tested.
Woah, woah, woah, don’t use “blow” and “PSU” in the same sentence please. Think of the kids.
If not the Cowboys, then let it be the Falcons.
I told my moms friends the Packers were gonna win out and sneak into the playoffs then win the Superbowl when they were calling for firing the coach at 4-6
Meant to add *I’m sticking with it
How is a late-afternoon trip to the beach like fucking a small boy?
Sand. Dusky.
Is it just me or are the refs really trying to give Penn State this game?
Well this is a twist: Penn State benefits from fondling a ball.
USC Football!
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Just for the record. I am still playing my drinking game of a shot for every commercial break
/ Shot
You realize there’s another game, right?
I can quit this game whenever I want and just focus on the beer I am drinking while the game is going on.
Yeah, I can stop anytime I want too!
These Penn State assholes are going to win aren’t they? Peter King and ESPN are going to be obnoxious about it.
Okay…I’ve watched a bit of this grand tour show.
It seems like all the awful parts from Top Gear has been magnified a thousand fold.
Does Amazon not realize the purpose and importance of an editor for scripts.
So first I have to admit I actually like Taco bells Hot/Fire sauces you get there. The Fire ones are tasty and just has a couple on burritos (i went there drunk the other night and had a couple packets left) and they were delicious and I am sweating from their hotness. I absolutely hate Taco Bell for selling the rights to those sauces to sell in stores to someone whose version of “Fire” sauce is ketchup. I know. I have the bottle downstairs.
Fucking six years in the navy, every once in a while I get a hankering of Texas Pete so I have to always have a massive fucking bottle of it to last a couple of years.
Used to put that shit on everything just to try and trick myself into believing the shit food I had was warm.
Darnold also looks a bit like Magary.
Darnold looks like Snoop Dogg compared to Magary.
Ginger Snoop Dogg … HA! That’s one hella funny mental image.
Just woke up from an accidental nap. How many USC song girls has Sanchez fucked?
Those girls are far too old for his taste
Zero. They’re far too old for him.
Funny, I just woke up from a nap too.
Instead of going with “None, they’re too old” I’m gonna keep it classy and say “None, they’re all performing cunnilingus on each other on a live video feed directly to me.”
Still feeling fine
“It’s Penn State, it is bigger than these sanctions for ‘the things that happened'”
– Child raping apologist announcer
I would describe my applause at your post as rhythmic slapping sounds.
I’ve been trying to think of a good way to work that into replies to all the PSU support the philly sports twitters are showing
Good lord. Good job ESPN.
Yay Fowler and Herbstreit saying the scandal was all in the past so we should enjoy current Ped State!
Hey New Yorkers…stop getting emotional near the WTC area, I mean, the hijackers are dead now!
I’m okay with Ohio State losing.
I’m okay with Ohio State losing epically.
I’m not okay with Penn State thinking that they are the best team in the Big 10+4.
Fuck you Penn State, your team shouldn’t exist. And fuck you too USC, for making these cunts feel good about themselves.
More beer!
Look, I know we all hate Pedophile Support University, but seeing unhappy Trojans fans is the kind of aphrodisiac they don’t advertise for with outdoor tubs.
Dad: “You should’ve watched the pregame show. They can’t stop talking about the Penn State scandal.”
Me: “Well the coach did allow the systematic sexual abuse to continue.”
Dad: “Yeah, but that was years ago. Its over now.”
My father thinks the sexual abuse of minors and the allowance of same is a forgivable offense. There’s a thought that gonna fester.
Ladies and gentlemen, first off, Happy New Year.
Also, Frail Keith Jackson is bummin me out. It’s not quite stroked-out-Dick-Clark, but it’s in the neighborhood.
Oh my. This is sad.
Post Stroke Dick Clark > Ryan Seacrest > Whatever the Hell Fox Does > A Blank TV Screen While I’m Left Alone With My Own Crippling Loneliness > Regis Philbin
I want to punch this Dos Equis guy in the face just as much as the last guy, it seems more age appropriate for me to punch the new guy so that gives me hope I will randomly meet him somewhere so I can punch him
USC needs to hit these assholes in the mouth on offense
That Barkley kid ran like he had a Sandusky on his six.
goddammit USC.
Fuck you.
Didn’t want to get taken down from the behind.
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK!?!?
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/12/the-life-changing-magic-of-mushrooms/509246/
I haven’t been following through on my promise to get really drunk for no reason. I instead called my brother and sister and talked to them. I will remedy this in the second half. I will play a drinking game where I take a shot whenever they go to commercial break
Don’t do it! You have so much to live f—
Fuck it. You had a good run.
R.I.P. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0
Fully caught up on The Grand Tour. Now for Man in the High Castle season 2.
I could never get into that series. I checked out at the end of the second episode
I really hope it picks up. It got really slow. But I do want to read the book now.
This is what my ears and eyes feel like when forced to watch college football halftime shows
http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/49512/5bdba8495119245.jpg
Too bad USC couldn’t asked the Stanford marching band to perform at halftime.
Called my boss. I have to be on the 7:30am call but after that I can have the day off.
“Hey! This intern gave us shitty McD’s coffee and then act snooty about it…who wants to kick the shit out of him first?!?”
Amazing that if you are a big enough school…you can run a pedophile ring for over 10 years and be on national tv after it gets found out…and people give you shit if you mention it…but MY FUCKING MUSTANGS GOT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR PAYING PLAYERS!!!!
NCAA:
Not evil enough
Well, and your star player killing five hookers.
College kickers are so terrible and easy to rattle/ice, I would prefer if more teams just choose to go for it or try a Hail Mary instead.
“Coach halftime thoughts?”
“We hate first halfs…almost as much as we hate snitches. If fucking kids would learn to keep their fucking mouths shut, we’d be playing for a national championship”
“Um…okay…”
Sam Ponder asking a coach about a game with two QBs playing great while living with one QB who can’t get out of his own way.
Is that irony or just sad?
Sad
This is really some some kick-ass cough syrup.
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Da da da da da WE ARE PENN STATE!!!!
Da da da da da WE DON’T RAT!!!!