Your “Seriously, how many Bowl games are there?” Open Thread

I’ve been enjoying a nice lazy day.  Went to work out in the morning,  which was good.  Now I’m sitting at home watching the Rose Bowl pre-game show.

I know people that are actually at the game. USC fans.  I prefer the nice comfort of home with the free booze it provides.

After this game,  there is the Auburn-Oklahoma Sugar Bowl, which might be fun.

Oh shit, there is the national anthem.  Better wrap this up.

I am wearing no pants.  THAT is how you start a New Year,  people!

Comment away,  heathens!

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Croooow

Figures the one time I want the SEC to win they get steamrolled.

Gratliff

The best Pretty Reckless song, which of course means it largely got lost in the mix with all their karaoke anthem type hits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzuSVxuGW64

JerBear50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31G0pogxLM
This is Gillian Welch, Dave Rawlings, and Old Crow. I saw her open for Norah Jones almost 15 years ago before I’d even heard of her.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I can’t tell you the mental gymnastics that occurred in my head to get my to this song. It happened though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4nWy8pmIM4

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll let Joanie play me out; my vacation ends tomorrow. Good night you princes of dick jokes, you kings of Football.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvoV2Lfk7Qg

Gratliff

Holy shit. There’s video of Rob Halford doing Painkiller with Baby Metal.
https://youtu.be/TD85aM0VQ3o?t=7m22s

Gratliff

Man, that falsetto doesn’t hold up like it used to

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are we the closest thing left to friends hanging out at someone’s house listening to records and sharing favorite songs?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I like your guys choices more than my friends, so I am fine with that. We pick a theme and I pick up at least 5 new songs I like in a night, and normally I get to hear some of my favorites along the way

JerBear50

But it’s even better because we’ve got internet, so now nobody has to stand at the cable box tapping the A/B button so we can watch scrambled Spice.

Gratliff

Surprised this one didn’t get a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsOxRpcDhOo

Horatio Cornblower

We can’t leave Tina out, (but you can skip to about the 4:00 minute mark to when she starts singing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqIpkMDRjYw

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Mr. Ayo

Booo!!! NIN or bust

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Check like 4 comments down

Mr. Ayo

I saw. Trent did it right the first time.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh SHIT! Joss Stone does a killer version. I did not know that. This rabbit hole do go deep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiG69YDLMbM

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
JerBear50
BrettFavresColonoscopy

She’s amazeballs at guitar

JerBear50

Yup, hell of a voice too. If Janis had actually controlled her voice I think they would sound similar.

JerBear50

And her husband is badass too.

Horatio Cornblower

I saw her at a dive bar in Manchester, CT, The Hungry Tiger, 15+ years ago. I don’t think she was with Trucks then.

Suffice it to say she’s outgrown the place now, although at the time they did have a very good reputation for solid blues and R&B. They could also fit about 30 people in the place.

JerBear50

They’re both great. They headline a pretty solid festival down here in St Pete every year. Shit, it just dawned on me that it’s coming up here in a couple weeks. Thanks for the inadvertent reminder.
http://www.sunshinemusicfestival.com/

Horatio Cornblower

Dusty Springfield. Fantastic voice, canNOT dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp4339EbVn8

Mr. Ayo

Well done sir.

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JerBear50
Mr. Ayo

What the Rose Bowl was trying to play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk

Horatio Cornblower

And now for something completely different…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lf0SQRxJQI

What, you have plenty of straight-edge, vegetarian, tattooed Canadian punk chicks in your life already? Well good for you Little Lord Fauntleroy!
(I might be drunk)

Mr. Ayo
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Horatio Cornblower

Oh, Lucinda Williams you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiOehqlrJqc

Mr. Ayo

Dammit, I thought I was done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCphbDRkZSo

WCS

I think I’d rather have a colonoscopy while conscious then watch FRIST TAEK.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’d rather give and receive one simultaneously

Horatio Cornblower

Auburn is down 8, has a running QB and punts on 4th and less than 1?

Fuck them.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am gonna smash this garbage computer to pieces if it keeps giving me 50 second loading times for ever menial task. Your keyboard shorted out on like day 2, try not to be a disappointment always.

Horatio Cornblower

Florence Dore. One of my favorite songs and hard as fuck to find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VrKMOwzzE

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Unsurprised

USC. Fucking USC. How the fuck did they end up barely eking that one out?

Horatio Cornblower

They forced their will on Penn State.

We call that ‘past dues’ ’round these parts.

Horatio Cornblower
Shogun Marcus

GARFUNKEL AND OATES ALWAYS QUALIFIES.

Sharkbait

The new Penn State fight song?

Unsurprised

Judging by the image and title alone, I think I’ve seen that movie.

Mr. Ayo
Shogun Marcus

Also qualifies and has own group.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6dW6aNAZGTM

JerBear50

I know she came up a few nights ago, but I will re-submit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCA-jjO-XW0

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Shogun Marcus

Has girl singer, qualifies.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MfMa2lrFxhY

Gratliff

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Horatio Cornblower

One more from the Heartless Bastards, because they are that good and no, I do not manage them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWYWsu8FtAA

Brocky

First world problem: my phone updated, and apparently one of the updates is a red notification light because of my low battery.

as someone who consistently keeps his phone on silent; I keep checking for something that isn’t there.

fiddlesticks

Horatio Cornblower

“That’s terrible.”

N’koche Tot, just before keeling over from malnutrition and being eaten by hyenas.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I only started this theme because I was harassing tWBS while not successfully pretending I don’t love the stuff he loves. Go on tangents at will.

Horatio Cornblower

My favorite song from Heartless Bastards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi7sxBamBsY

Fun story, my brother and I saw them at Pearl Street in Northhampton, MA, which is a shithole. Ms. Wennerstrom has really toned arms and was swaying them over her head and this conversation ensues.

Brother: “Is it wrong that I want to fuck her armpit?”
Me: “Kinda, yeah. I would say so.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Horatio Cornblower

OK if we’re into chick, (who rock), may I submit Erika Wennerstrom of The Heartless Bastards?

That was a rhetorical question assholes, I’mma do it regardless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRYkJ5tXII

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
JustStopDude

Since I am still up, too annoyed and pissed right now to fall asleep, I want to talk movies again.

I love documentaries except there are two different sub sects of documentaries I cannot stand, both of which are relatively new to the genre. The first is the act of turning the documentarian into a part of the story…or as I refer it as…”Michael Moore’ing”. I really detest his films because I think he has an amazing talent, but he turns every single one of his films into about him and his style slams you in the face so damn hard with his personal views.

Every documentary film maker obviously adds their own bias to their films. Its impossible not to do that. I just find that Michael Moore is so fucking over the top with it that is blatantly obvious and he doesn’t even care. Like with his “Roger and Me” film where the entire basis of the film is based on the lie that he could never have a sit down interview with Roger Smith (CEO of GM) which was a baldfaced lie. Furthermore, he made it look like the people of Flint were morons that acted like they didn’t try to save the city’s economy. But it made for a better documentary so fuck everyone else. What bugs me is that there is an entire generation of film makers that follow his style now. Like that jackass that made the “Supersize Me” movie that was equally bullshit.

The other sub genre I can stand is what I call the “Clueless moron documentary” as perfected and on display by Vice. “Documentary Now” episode “Dronez: The Hunt for El Chingon” is a perfect representation of everything I hate about lazy, reality style modern documentaries. And again, this style has influenced a slew of other film makers to do the same lazy shit.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You don’t want to talk movies with your sister?

/ducks

JustStopDude

This guy^

Sharkbait

I’m much more of a fan of historical documentaries that don’t push an agenda. My personal favorite is the World at War.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who needs a movie when we’re about to get a front row seat to the real thing?

Sharkbait

I’d laugh, but its true. Sadly.

JustStopDude

When I was in the navy, I had a guy in my division that was a Civil War nut. After he got out, he got his PhD as a historian specializing in the era. I mean even when we were stuck on that boat, he could pull crazy insane facts out of his head.

The thing that blew my mind was his explanation of how the “Lost Cause” narrative was created over time (like the vilification of Grant and Sherman and the deification of Lee), what was based in reality and what was bullshit. It really opened my eyes to how even seemingly impartial historical works could be manipulated to serve an author’s narrative.

Sharkbait

90s Gwen Stefani was not unattractive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZktNItwexo

JerBear50

She remained hot but her music went to shit fast.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What? That’s bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

JerBear50

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Mr. Ayo

Are we still doing girls? /phrasing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6r-k9Bk6o

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Haha, what a terrible wonderful wormhole this is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Where’s my skateboard?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpoqzt2EHaA

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