I’ve been enjoying a nice lazy day. Went to work out in the morning, which was good. Now I’m sitting at home watching the Rose Bowl pre-game show.
I know people that are actually at the game. USC fans. I prefer the nice comfort of home with the free booze it provides.
After this game, there is the Auburn-Oklahoma Sugar Bowl, which might be fun.
Oh shit, there is the national anthem. Better wrap this up.
I am wearing no pants. THAT is how you start a New Year, people!
Comment away, heathens!
Shirley Manson doing a song on the show she was on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5KRlqPVUFk
Richie Incognito.
Mack Brown’s face hole.
Just saying…..
These musical selections featuring female lead singers take me back to the “Rock Star Girlfriend” draft at The Old Place. Good times; Great draft.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo
OH COME ON MODERATION!!!!!!
Don’t rush it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNPb931HqeM
Who’s moderation?
Turd Ferguson….it’s a funny name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfC4UDPKsYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXmodKjluEc&feature=youtu.be&t=151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0
This was maybe the best moment on late night talk show history. I’ve watched this countless times and still end up nearly crying every time. Norm is the fucking best.
Let’s not forget Courtney’s crack: ‘It’s like ‘9 1/2 weeks’, but with Carrot Top.”
Oh thank God her career recovered in time for that ‘According to Jim’ juggernaut.
There’s a longer cut of this that’s even better.
I just quit my main fantasy league. It feels great.
This is because I won isn’t it?
Oh, I’ll do DFO next year. I’m just not interested in paying for it anymore. I don’t care enough to put money into it.
I was willing to split whatever prize OSZ sends me to keep you in, assuming he ever comes back.
Not sure I need that many old wrestling DVDs anyway.
“I’m just not interested in paying for it anymore”
I’m confused, is this a reason to get married or not to get married?
God help me I agree with Brent Musberger; ‘Last Chance U’ was a fantastic watch.
Assuming you are a cynical motherfucker who assumes the worst about football, junior colleges, and junior college football.
Which I figure is everyone here.
I thought it was great and I remember recommending it when I watched it a few months ago.
90’s, but not a joke.
You shall worship Shirley…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raRGnueg8Lo
I’m so turned on right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8
So, off the top of your heads, what players (NOT FORMER ASSISTANT COACHES) come to mind when you think of Penn State Football?
Hackenberg
Matt Fucking Mullen….
Shit I mean “Millen”. I swear to god, when I am trying to comment on my phone, my spelling turns to utter shit.
Uhhh……
Kerry Collins
Also Paul Posluzny or however the fuck you spell it. Why?
Oooh, and Kijana Carter! It’s like I’m remembering college stars from my childhood who were mediocre in the NFL. I think that’s a metaphor for adulthood.
just musing to myself. Penn state is supposed to be this fabled football factory, couldn’t name anyone off the top of my head.
I guess I wonder how fabled is that program to have such a relatively large number of defenders.
First one is Ki-Jana Carter.
Curtis Enis.
Curtis Martin, because it pisses me off he’s in the HoF ahead of Terrell Davis
Inspired by some comments below, what do a tornado, a hurricane and a red neck divorce have in common?
Somehow, some way, someone’s losing a trailer in every one of ’em.
I’ve just been triggered
Sorry about your trailer.
Last one for now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI6aOFI7hms
Joe Mixon has the ability to be patient, says the color guy, despite pretty convincing video evidence that Mixon in fact does not possess that ability.
Surrender monkeys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqvraz9qTwA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s
Oh you motherfucker.
Dolores is….special. You be nice.
Guess who just called me from outside my apartment complex to get let in…
I’ll give you a hint…she spend the entire Christmas season starting shit with me nonstop.
For some fucking reason, my sister decided to just show up here unannounced to spend the night on her drive back to her place.
I was super drunk and had the answer. Why did you ruin my chance to guess in the last paragraph?!? … Sorry, drunk. Good luck
I walk down to the lobby to let her in with a “Are you fucking kidding me?”
And her response was to ask where we were going out.
“I’m up for work in 8 hours. You will be out of here before I leave. The gas station across the street has toquitos.”
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Seriously though, be civil but firm. keep your established boundaries. You won’t accomplish anything by coming from an assumed position of righteousness.
I think that’s good advice?
That sounds about as civil as it needed to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTLXGF0hS7M
I’m not fucking kidding…I walked down there with pj’s on.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS?!?!
You know you don’t have to let her in right?
As much as I bitch about her, I don’t want her driving tired or anything bad happening to her. Its just unreal to me that she showed up here unannounced.
PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxoEpVDGvPE
LOL
Are you my mom tWBS? No other excuse for that song choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBDDAZkNtk
tWBS would do unspeakables to Jewel.
/damn did I say that out loud
Hopefully it would be unspeakable because she’d be unconscious from the sedation dentistry.
I can work with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
You’re a monster.
Suggested by Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski.
Hehehe.
Perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8
Goddammit Seamus, I get to the open thread and this is the first thing I see? Boo sir. Boo to you.
YOU DIDN’T SEE IT IN CONTEXT!!!!!
Was the thread “worst possible things in music of the 90’s?”
YES!!!!!!!!!
Or so I thought.
I’m a monster….look away.
Now that I notice Zack’s post, maybe that actually was the theme.
See?
Judgemental asshole.
hehehehehe
j/k
That being said….
Shania was still hot as fuck in that video….
Amirite??? Up high!!!! don’t leave me hanging…..
I really, really despise her. I consider her on the same level as the Cyrus clan or Garth Brooks.
So you’re saying I SHOULDN’T link Garth Brooks……..?
I have to try to out 90’s tWBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
OMFG……
yes….I love that shit.
Sorry WCS.
Trust me MTWV…..
I am about to disgust you. And everyone else. And I don’t even care….
2nd and 35, Aubie lines up offside TWICE. Suchh quality footballing.
It is the most annoying weather right now here. It is just warm enough for rain, but the ground is cold enough that it instantly freezes on the ground making a curling surface on everything
2nd and 30? NFL BLITZ!
JV Bleergh is ON POINT in the Boomer Sooner fixture.
SC sending Penn State to the showers is my favorite moment of today.
That’s where PSU guys do their best work.
We’re watching Masterchef Celebrities and Jordanna Brewster is so freaking hot.
Dad?
Son?
hehehehehe
/Yeah fine…I’ll shut up
I hear she’s single. Her husband recently died.
Yeah, she’s a single mom though, but a beachside place…
Do you like cars and mid level espionage?
I do like unrealistic plots and Vin Diesel…
/Totally loves Fast/Furious movies and watches them any time they’re on
So we know she puts out. What’s the problem?
Football has become cumbersome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNn4bbbgSw
Oh good, now a game where we don’t have to worry about shit human beings.
/sees a Joe Mixon run
Fuck you forever, football. (Until Saturday)
That should go for the entire state of Oklahoma, not including the Tribes People forced to live there.
I mean tornadoes do their best, but there just ain’t enough.
Wait, the Troi Boiz really came back??
You may need to change pills.
I turned the teevee box on, SC was punting down 49-35 with like 12 and change left.
Teevee box went right the fuck back off.
Hey!!! Remember us?????
– Auburn/Oklahoma
I might have been playing a drinking game where I took a shot every commercial break in the second half. So no. I will stick around and see if I sober up enough to remember you
I woke up from a “fuck my fucked up neck hurts nap” saw the Paedo State score, then finished a good Icelandic thriller book instead.
Fuck you, SC you had ONE JOB.
And fuck you already 2017.
No one feels sorry for you Penn State. We feel sorry for the victims your Football Program turned their backs on.
Shan’k’or fucks Penn State in the ass. How fitting.
Almost gives me hope for 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b9TSz90mv0
I hope everyone bet the over
Sweeeeeeeet.
SHAN’K’OR refuses your offerings Penn State!
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PENN STATE!!!!!
No pressure kid. Just this kick to win the Rose Bowl. We’re so confident we didn’t even try to get you better field position.
Time to see what SHAN’K’OR thinks about Penn State.
After dropping an INT the play before that was the laziest INT return ever, even if he didn’t step out
Penn State should be penalized another 15 yards for such a bullshit challenge.
And should also be banned from football forever for being such shit as human beings, but that’s another story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbs8OTEauHc
Trace McSorely was also the nickname for the pediatrician who had to do follow ups with Sandusky’s victims.
Man, that was a real shot in the ass for Penn State wasn’t it?
HAHA…