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Your “Who’s A Good Doggie?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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The Westminster Dog Show from MSG was last night. I should have included it in the previews, because I know three hours of dog porn appeals to many of the commentists.

And their fetishes.

I’ve got broadcaster issues I’ll rant about tomorrow, but for right now I’d like to regale you with photos of the winners.

This is Mephisto the Boxer.

She won the Working Group, stealing the title from my personal favourite, Tag the Bernese Mountain Dog.

Here’s Duffy,

A Norwegian Elkhound, she won the hound group.

There were other acceptable Terrier & Sporting winners,

and the insufferable Non-sporting & Toy winners.

But the big winner was Rumor the German Shepherd, who won the Herding Group along the way to taking “Best In Show”.

That’s a beautiful girl.

Plus, since I’ve been married almost 18 years, a night in with leftovers, cake & a dog show made for a very pleasant Valentine’s Day with the missus. Something fancier would get her to thinking I’ve done something, and I’m too settled to move.

Afterwards, we then watched “Best In Show”.

A DELIGHTFUL EVENING!

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Columbus – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Blues at Red Wings – 8:00PM | NBCSN
    • Flyers at Flames – 9:30PM | Sportsnet1
    • Panthers at Sharks – 10:30PM | NBCSN
  • NBA::
    • Pacers at Cavaliers – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Hornets at Raptors – 7:30PM | TSN
    • Knicks at Thunder – 9:30PM | ESPN
    • Kings at Warriors – 10:30PM | TSN
  • NCAA: highlighted contests include
    • Xavier at Providence – 6:30PM | FS1
    • St. John’s at Butler – 8:30PM | FS1
    • Duke at Virginia – 9:00PM | ESPN2

Pitchers & catchers reported yesterday. Position players report this weekend. SPRING TRAINING, BITCHES!

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My first major problem with Frontier. I am not saying it is great or anything but Jason Mamoa got a series.

“I came to save you, you are being used as leverage against me while you are being held here”
“He treats me nice, lets fuck here”
::avoid being caught in the aftermath::
“Let’s go”
“He treats me nice”
“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING AN OTHERWISE GOOD SERIES”

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WCS

You know how the idea of an American democracy dies? One has three representatives, two in the Senate, one in the House. One of those Senators is a Democrat. The Rep and other Senator, Republicans. I can talk to the Senate Dem’s office, both locally and in DC, without issue. The latter two have their phones going straight to voicemail.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Stop hating Merica and maybe they would pick up.

/sorry. I have no real consolation

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Beerguyrob

Later y’all.

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ymeuOz0hZU

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Beerguyrob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzUQZw3wfro

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

i would pretend I am going to bed after this but you have all met me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v–IqqusnNQ

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am just breaking the theme I started now of 60’s music. I want some Bowie. Also, send batteries this keyboard is gonna die any second now and I have none

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA

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Beerguyrob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

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Brick Meathook

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WCS

Shit. I just remembered that about the only three things I can cook with any actual decency are: chili (I won an award in Philadelphia!), pasta sauce, and soup.

Okay, yeah right, you got a recipe for a decent soup? It’s February, it’s cold (well, supposedly so), and I need some advice.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

ARMENIAN MEATBALL SOUP

1 ½ # ground beef
Handful of bulgur wheat
1 medium onion
Garlic powder
Black pepper
Basil
Milk
1 C rice
15oz can of tomato sauce
5-6 C water
6 tsp beef bouillon
1-1 ½ # mixed vegetables

Put ground beef, bulgur wheat, 1 ½ tsp of garlic, ¼ tsp of black pepper, chopped onion and 2-3 tablespoons of milk in a large bowl. Mix well. Then make bite-size meatballs place them in a single layer in a 9 x12 baking dish. Cook for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.

Drain fat from meatballs and place in large pot. Add tomato sauce, water, bouillon, vegetables, rice, ¼ tsp of pepper, 1 tsp of garlic and 1-2 tsp of basil. Bring to boil and simmer for 20 minutes.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is the dumbed down recipe we give when we serve it at volunteer events, It is pretty close. Season to your liking and fucking let the thing simmer.

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laserguru

Does it have a sauce or a gravy or do you just drop it on a piece of bread-pita-naan along with some yogurt sauce and throw the fuck down?

Because that would be delicious.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Double the tomato sauce and it gets thick pretty quick. You want some bread with it. Even the normal recipe it gets that way if you let it simmer for too long. So my answer is it is a heavy soup

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh shit. I just read what I copy and pasted. USE REAL GARLIC!!!!

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laserguru

Oh fuck yeah!

Good to see you again brother MTWV.

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laserguru

Yeah.

I got something.

https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2017/01/28/sunday-gravy-with-yeah-right-fighting-back-against-winter-one-bowl-of-soup-at-a-time/

I give a lot of concepts to work with the shit you have on hand.

There are also links to bread substances.

If you think you’ve seen Winter? We’ve got a storm of the century brewing off the West Coast right now and by all accounts it’s going to be “Dangerous” – actual NWS warning.
You know what happens when California gets hit first?

Yep.

Those poor bastards in Orroville could be fucked.

Here!
Soup!

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laserguru

70’s? Shit! I remember the 70’s.
And much of the 60’s.

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvpMeq_4BPM

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I posted like 9 Stones videos earlier, I am pretty sure people are sick of them by now. That being said I am listing to it.

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laserguru

Dude. I didn’t read earlier posts I just got home and I had to post.
70’s you say?

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75-gcaA850g

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ignore my first video if you haven’t started it. The haircuts and beards make this one far superior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYhqlOQ1vHY

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Other people are cheating. So I am slipping into the 70s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UB9JwBemUA

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laserguru

Hey!

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Brick Meathook

I saw Cheap Trick open for Foghat.

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laserguru

Eddie Money opened for Foghat when I saw them.

You had a better deal.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have 43 minutes til I get 10 hours of sleep before my alarm because I micromanage my mornings to the minute. So I go 4 hours to waste still

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Beerguyrob

Time to play it pretty for Alameda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

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WCS

Close enough, anyway…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzjfw6I78jI&ab_channel=TheGuessWho-Topic

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Senor Weaselo

Go home, Knicks postgame crew, you’re definitely drunk.

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Unsurprised

I was sitting at a table earlier this evening with a very lovely woman who for the entire time I was sitting there I couldn’t stop thinking looked identical to a certain porn actress.

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Brocky

been there man,

local wing joint me and friends go to had a waitress who’s face was a dead ringer to Jenna Haze not exaggerating, they could have been sisters, and no real reason to think either one had a nose job.

the question is, how long till its socially acceptable to point this out?

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Beerguyrob

Before the facial?

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Brocky

there’s a wing sauce joke in there somewhere

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Beerguyrob

Blew Cheese?

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Unsurprised

Woooo. TImbers vs. Whitecaps in the February rain at night. Portland sports is fucking awesome.

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litre_cola

Futbol in the rain is awesome, I imagine the beer at that venue are above average.

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Unsurprised

I guess. I can’t remember exactly. Widmer Bros. bought the naming rights for one of the VIP sections. Bunk Bar has a stand there so at least the food is good. The Fred Meyer across the street has a great beer selection so if you can sneak it, you can bring in some top-notch drank.

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litre_cola

So Jefferey Loria as ambassador to France? Are you fucking kidding me?

I really can’t believe the fuckery that is going on daily. Something has to give no?

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Unsurprised

The French can always just kick him the fuck out.

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Brocky

Something, something, OBUMMER! ROONEY IRELAND!!!

also, we haven’t reached the breaking point yet:

http://media2.intoday.in/indiatoday/images/stories//2016November/mia_112516034350.png

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Unsurprised

Pay-to-play is never more obvious than in who gets made ambassador to various western European countries.

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litre_cola

That would be the highest level of fuckery. I would love to see what the press would say, or would they have given up by then.

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Senor Weaselo

And by something, you mean the American experiment?

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Unsurprised

That went a long time ago.

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Beerguyrob

Do they still have the guillotine?

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Brocky

In spirit of hating on michigan:

Warning: Blatant Jump Scare

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

the page is all over man….. just… i’m “normal” again, for now…

but much like my hulk side, who knows what’s next

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litre_cola

Dog show is difficult to watch in the Cola residence. pug_Cola never ever barks but when he sees other dogs or James Harrison (not joking) on the screen he goes berserk. Have to put him in another room.

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WCS

Your dog hates James Harrison almost as much as Roger Goodell.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The pug shall be fined and suspended four games.

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Brocky

….so that dog is gonna win puppy bowl mvp?

…..god damn it atlanta

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Brocky

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see the crap I gotta put up with?

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Brocky

and it happened. someone respond to this so I know i’m not crazy

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Senor Weaselo

I mean, you are crazy, didn’t I say that in the Monday nighter?

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Brocky

I have no idea…..

I CAN’T GO BACK AND LOOK!!!!

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Brocky

also….

and the insufferable Non-sporting & Toy winners.

you got something against the toy group?

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i’m kidding of course, I understand the natural preference for a larger beast.

just don’t let one of those little buggers get underfoot when moving furniture, yeesh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Super lazy followup. YouTube did the work and auto played this after my Otis Redding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

More music til my pizza gets here. Staying 60’s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug

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Brick Meathook

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WCS

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS

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Senor Weaselo

To the Wolvensort friends, I offer this rebuttal: How do you allow 110 points in a college basketball game? In regulation? That’s not a rhetorical question, because St. John’s did just that.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I drunk ordered a pizza from …. Hitler… so I am up for another hour.

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Brocky

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WCS

Fourth Reich Pizza & Subs?

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Every once in a while, I like to peek at the site analytics and see what search terms brought people to the site. And I am anticipating a huge boost in traffic thanks to BGR’s inclusion of the phrase “dog porn”

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Brocky

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Brocky

and i replied wrong. the saga continues

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