Your Night Fever Dreams Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Welcome to Saturday night, my friends.

I’m hoping you had a good day. The rain returned in time for lunch here in Vancouver, but the fact that the snow is gone means it was still a pretty good day.

I’m doing more deliveries tonight, and hoping for another uneventful evening where I don’t drop off food during drug deals or sex acts. I had a chance to go watch some local ECCW wrestling, but I didn’t feel like driving out to Surrey. But I did see this on CNN, so it kinda makes up for it, but also makes me want to visit Mom in Palm Springs & drive down to Mexicali for an evening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYezvdoBmVw

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: Hockey Day In Canada
    • Seantors at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Oilers at Black Hawks – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Flames at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA Hockey: Notre Dame at Providence – 7:00PM | NBCSN
  • NBA: All-Star Saturday Night – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
  • Fútbol Mexicano:
    • Monterrey vs. Pachuca – 8:00PM | Univision
    • Guadalajara vs. América – 10:00PM | Univision
  • NCAA:
    • Arizona at Washington – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • Oklahoma at Oklahoma State – 8:00PM | ESPNU
    • Virginia at U*NC – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • UC Riverside at UC Irvine – 12:00AM | ESPNU
  • Turning Left: NASCAR Cup Series at Daytona – 8:00PM | FS1
  • MMA: Emelianenko vs. Mitrione – 9:00PM | SPIKE

My mother-in-law brought me home Tequila & marg mix from Mexico, so it’s on the rocks when I get home tonight. YAY HER POSITIVE OPINION OF ME!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9otg_Cm50RE

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Senor Weaselo

The Finnish have the official word of DFO.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/drink/wine/ct-hygge-is-so-2016-seven-wines-to-try-story.html

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herodotus450

Wine though? What am I, a farmer?

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Senor Weaselo

Yeah, I didn’t see that part because I didn’t caaaaaaaare.

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herodotus450

That’s the real spirit of DFO

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQrlDzqUCA

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laserguru

That is officially bad ass.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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herodotus450

Oh yeah, radio is definitely the right place for her

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WCS

WMMR? That’s Philadelphia! What were we talking about?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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herodotus450

god I hate reddit

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Senor Weaselo

Why now?

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herodotus450

The whole thing. Really it’s my fault for not updating my hosts file since reinstalling windows

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herodotus450

But it is hilarious that one, if not the most, popular subsectin of the site are people and/or bots who are fanatical trump supporters, yet the default view of the site just ignores them

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herodotus450

Oh, WHY now. Yeah, nothing has really changed, it appears. Still just 90% Digg reposts.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQWzEQOyQhM

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd-o_kLONVI

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herodotus450

New conspiracy theory: Dany isn’t even really a Targaryen, now that you-know-who almost certainly is

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgPsN-hnrA

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Senor Weaselo

That show was all kinds of fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AXseEnXtsc

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Like the song, love the video…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inb1z-qjxIU

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t like the song, but the video seems nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k

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herodotus450

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herodotus450

This picture only raises perhaps the most pressing question of our time
http://images.popmatters.com/features_art/j/jonessophie-thewirefeature-beadie.jpg
was Snoop from the wire a dude or a lady?

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WCS

Pretty sure she’s a woman…

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herodotus450

http://img.youtube.com/vi/D3hD9ZbguIg/0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mm9QWOt.jpg

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laserguru

Herc!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNKm73Qv74

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstzRJuONVk

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF6-J5BCxWM

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King Hippo

I turn this deafeningly loud every time it comes on in the car. GOOD SHIT. Bet these guys put on quite the kickass show.

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herodotus450

Shadow being chased by two Mr. Grimms being chased by Spectre.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI

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herodotus450

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Gratliff

Man, antifas are everywhere.

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herodotus450

Someone drank all the whiskey, now all I have left is apple-flavoured liquor, bathtub gin, and mountain dew. Are we gonna drank?

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WCS

Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bathtub gin.

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King Hippo

so sayeth the West By Gawd Virginia graduate!!

/I would NEVAR say no to such an adventure

//land grant schools WOO!!!!

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herodotus450

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Senor Weaselo

Gin and Mountain Dew is apparently a “fall on the floor and/or go to the hospital” combination.

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herodotus450

Unfortunetly all I really have is the apple stuff; the other two were JOKE_OBJECT.return() values.

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Senor Weaselo

Then go get some bathtub gin and Mountain Dew!

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Gratliff

We need more object-oriented humor on this site

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herodotus450

I try, but my comments usually get Collected before they can get posted

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Senor Weaselo

It’s a different class than what we’re used to.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hEYwk0bypY&list=RD8hEYwk0bypY#t=46

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Senor Weaselo

Shit, tonight’s music is apparently cello themed. Why do I have a bad feeling…

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herodotus450

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King Hippo

It must be awesome to be a cellist, walk around feeling like the Angel of Death 24/7!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You guys remember this one? Westworld….when the little asian dude took Maeve “upstairs” and she saw the truth of her existence….so ouchie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EayN_Jj0740

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha, never mind. Found the actual clip….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqDKk55MsJQ

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King Hippo

I usually detest Radiohead (blasphemy, I know) but was used most effectively here. HBO knows they shit in matching mood and music.

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Gratliff

I also hate Radiohead and am shunned by my peers

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Gratliff

Also, while we’re doing this, Rush is shit. Fucking fight me

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m sure the Rush fans enjoy them muchly; I TOO HAVE NEVER CARED FOR THEM AND ONCE HID A FRIENDS RUSH ALBUM BECAUSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER WOULD PLAY IT WHEN HIGH ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

There, I feel better now.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

between liking Rush and liking being high, it appears I should let this one go.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Um…. the rest of us were high too, but were sick of that fucking Rush album.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That I can certainly relate to.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*High as fuck……

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theeWeeBabySeamus

*I’m about to relate to that in about 2 minutes…..

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

60 sec

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King Hippo

tis ok, Bubbles has your back. And all his fuckin’ kitties!!

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laserguru

I for one happen to love the fuck out of Radiohead.

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok9WrdFmvc8

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herodotus450

Oh so you want guitar-style cello playing, eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsgZ5IDQu80

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zUlkx14c1M

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Gratliff

Why is the dad wearing sneakers like you’d see in Double Dragon the movie?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Canadian.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd60nI4sa9A

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/ac17903d6cd3962ba3a67e303315ffdf/tumblr_oi3baukiZp1v98xt0o1_500.jpg

Sorry if a repeat…. peet.

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King Hippo

This makes one think…how cool would it be to have a special ladyfriend who was, like, a bloodthirsty assassin??

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Senor Weaselo

It would be cool… until it ended.

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King Hippo

BUT WHAT A RIDE!! And I bet you’d never see it comin!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shovel, plastic, a knowledge of abandoned mines, a truck, and something as insurance so that she couldn’t turn her talents against you.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Senor beat me to it…so to speak.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto.
Senor beats a lot….so to speak.

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Senor Weaselo

I can neither confirm nor deny this.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[TYPED WITH HAND THAT DOES NOT HAVE RMS]

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King Hippo

Are you Catholic, Senor??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXwbEMMS7Y

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Senor Weaselo

I was expecting “Every Sperm is Sacred,” so…
/And no, I am not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

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King Hippo

Making yourself useful, too. Maybe being the ONLY ONE who can massage her murdering shoulder JUST RIGHT?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Good luck with that.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

MURDERIN’ SHOULDERS DO GET DAMN SORE!

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King Hippo

and I don’t need her to be all gettin’ into mah pill stash…

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Trust me, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, your skull could be….

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herodotus450

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyhu2ysqKGk

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

God damn, never thought I’d miss a politician.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnI_LuCJ4Ek

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Unsurprised

Jackie Cruz is hot as fuck. A lot of the actresses from OINTB are when they don’t look like, you know, women stuck in a fucking prison.

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herodotus450

Her face looks like Morena Baccarin, but her armor looks like Lucy Lawless…

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And you’re complaining why?

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King Hippo

oh my

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theeWeeBabySeamus

What he said.

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Who is this?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn dude!

The new Wonder Woman. You will not regret you next few minutes of “investigation.”

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Couldn’t tell it was her.

But yes. Gal Gadot. Yum.

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laserguru

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laserguru

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laserguru

My girl, Poison Ivy plays a Gretsch!

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