Your Night Fever Dreams Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Welcome to Saturday night, my friends.

I’m hoping you had a good day. The rain returned in time for lunch here in Vancouver, but the fact that the snow is gone means it was still a pretty good day.

I’m doing more deliveries tonight, and hoping for another uneventful evening where I don’t drop off food during drug deals or sex acts. I had a chance to go watch some local ECCW wrestling, but I didn’t feel like driving out to Surrey. But I did see this on CNN, so it kinda makes up for it, but also makes me want to visit Mom in Palm Springs & drive down to Mexicali for an evening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYezvdoBmVw

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: Hockey Day In Canada
    • Seantors at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Oilers at Black Hawks – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Flames at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA Hockey: Notre Dame at Providence – 7:00PM | NBCSN
  • NBA: All-Star Saturday Night – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
  • Fútbol Mexicano:
    • Monterrey vs. Pachuca – 8:00PM | Univision
    • Guadalajara vs. América – 10:00PM | Univision
  • NCAA:
    • Arizona at Washington – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • Oklahoma at Oklahoma State – 8:00PM | ESPNU
    • Virginia at U*NC – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • UC Riverside at UC Irvine – 12:00AM | ESPNU
  • Turning Left: NASCAR Cup Series at Daytona – 8:00PM | FS1
  • MMA: Emelianenko vs. Mitrione – 9:00PM | SPIKE

My mother-in-law brought me home Tequila & marg mix from Mexico, so it’s on the rocks when I get home tonight. YAY HER POSITIVE OPINION OF ME!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rET4RxpgzDE

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQd8y0eE-Qk&list=RDoQd8y0eE-Qk#t=19

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King Hippo

her spelling is all fucked up ,, 4/10 woud still bang if crunk

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herodotus450

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herodotus450

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Alllllrighty then…. I guess one of us has to get stonederer….. I think it is you….

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a2562e655b6ceb5d52b99f88e49b4bed/tumblr_oc0u5ql9Z31u2ragso6_r1_500.gif

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theeWeeBabySeamus

/on it!!!!!!!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Are you talking about fisting again?

http://68.media.tumblr.com/9893ceb4f672225fdb62cbfaab4838f2/tumblr_obarqrOE8v1u2ragso1_500.gif

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herodotus450

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National Treasure is not a very good movie but it gives us lots of Diane Kruger who makes me touch my treasure.

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herodotus450

Diane Kruger is in…
Once again something that could have been brought to my ATTENTION YESTERDAY!

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King Hippo

Hippo was NAWT HAPPY when they cancelled The Bridge…

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herodotus450

I’ve just been watching hre interviews with Craig Ferguson on repeat for the last 3 years instead of interacting with humans in real life.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They are going to rename and revive the show; Pink Floyd will sell the rights for the soundtrack and theme.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/9f51f0aefbcdb16aaa98ffc3a7a7f42f/tumblr_o9cxo8x5cK1sqf5tdo2_400.gif

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Curse of Marino

THIS KYRIE IRVING, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE BELIEVES IN STUPID BULLSHIT

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King Hippo

I love that he was admitted ACADEMICALLY to fucking Duke. THEY STILL SWEAR they make NO EXCEPTIONS to their admissions policy…

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herodotus450

Everybody knows Geography: Earth Shape is a 200 level class

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herodotus450

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I love her so much that I tolerate a lot of bad music on her behalf….I’m generous that way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDy2wCQYSrU

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herodotus450

So I trust you know of the, ahem, pictures?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Know of, yes.
Seen, no.

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herodotus450

Not seen, but “looked at for research purposes” at least?
/they’re nothing earth shattering
//research

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope.
Weren’t they just topless?

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herodotus450

yeah. don’t remember if it was a thumbnail glitch or somethning else.
Posted to twitter apparently, then deleted.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now you bastards made me look into it; Topless…. the interwebs forget NOTHING. Also a shit tonne of fakes; some nerds gots a crush.

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King Hippo

didya find any FOAR Emily Haines?? Not that I would look or anything ,, smgdh

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herodotus450

best i could do
http://ancensored.com/files/images/vthumbs/e/aecdd34466d6504e6eee89f1628998e1_full.jpg

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King Hippo

that is some DEFINITION on my dream Canuck…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://therichest.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Emily-Haines.jpg

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King Hippo

Just heard badass new song from The Shins tonight. If I could be a musician, pretty sure it would be James Mercer,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq8wC7LFyQs

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herodotus450

If I have but one song to reply with, it’s this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wur50eO9iu8
And also almost all of their other songs as well

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King Hippo

oh, indeed. Good stuff from a guy who looks like a high school civics teacher (forget who said that, but so very true).

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King Hippo

FOLLOW TEH MONEY!!!1111

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

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herodotus450

Ha, love that show.
Er, what’s that from?
/Only love it because it’s from Rob Thomas
//No not that Rob Thomas
///The Veronica Mars Rob Thomas
////Yes, loved VM even more

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Aly Michalka can GET IT.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Splooooosh.”

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herodotus450

Dazzle Camo, ?/10, can’t tell if would bang
/head explodes

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Fronkenshteen

Me & the landlord got after each other a bit recently. Big, burly woman. Man hands. Desperately tries to be feminine, though. Now, in the “Memo” slot on my rent checks, I just pick one of Dave Ryder’s nicknames from the “Space Mutiny” MST3K. This month was “Gristle McThornbody”. I WIN!! I’M THE WINNER!!!

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herodotus450

“For your continued silence” has always been my favorite, for so long that I dont even remember from whence or where I stole it.

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laserguru

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Gratliff

I approve of the inclusion of the lick of death gifs.

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Fronkenshteen

Tina Weymouth- Talking Heads
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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMfEB1jRWw8

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laserguru

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laserguru

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I randomly have the most recent X-Files movie on and it reminded me of the six-episode reboot from a year ago. God, that show has not aged well.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/4a280524fcaa94a498c2a5d9d4138079/tumblr_oi59wfhaj11u2ragso1_500.gif

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She, however, has aged quite well.

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vla-8D_U_Po&ab_channel=ColB
I really need to get HBO Go back.

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herodotus450

My favorite parody was the “kindergarten cop” one, but it seems to have actually, successfully, been scrubbed from the internet.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f77cf0e9def17a1641184883fa5f97dc/tumblr_oj1yccRr5p1s638qao1_500.jpg

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herodotus450

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Virginia at U*NC – 8:15PM | ESPN

Would you lookit that. He added the asterisk. HEY GUYS!!!! HE ADDED THE ASTERISK!!!!
I love that Canadian schlub.
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Beerguyrob

People don’t think I pay attention. I pay attention; just sometimes, I don’t care. Today, I cared.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

You just described my work ethic quite flawlessly.

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Fronkenshteen

ESPN’s “Above The Rim Cam” is like being a sparrow trapped in the auditorium.

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Gratliff

So I’ve recently stumbled on to Playstation Now on Windows. How did they do such a bad fucking job marketing this that I just found it last week? I’ve been doing MS consoles for the last 9 years, and don’t expect to switch over any time soon due to my sizable digital library. They spent way too much effort advertising it to Playstation 3 and 4 owners and not enough time screaming “PS EXCLUSIVES ON WINDOWS PCS.” Now, back to Ni no Kuni, because nerd.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Does anyone remember the short-lived show “Death Valley” that was on MTV. It featured Caity Lotz (see gif below), Tania Raymonde (see attached image) and a guy named “Texas Battle”.

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King Hippo

I have no idea, but I know I wish to remake said show, but without any dudes cluttering it up…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It wasn’t anything remarkable; a little too clever for MTV but not really clever or good enough to belong anywhere else. It helped get Caity Lotz’s career off the ground, though, which is a thing she and I are both thankful for.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This was a scene in it I enjoyed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLockqmoFY?t=7m43s

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King Hippo

YAY!!! You used the *!!!

/still hard to cheer for Wahoowa, but fuck it GO SLAVE FUCKER U!!!

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Senor Weaselo

Remember to protect your balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLZbd0EvCs8

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King Hippo

oooooh, what this from?? Hippo intrigued!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t give me that crap; you knew who killed Laura from the fucking beginning.

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King Hippo

hey, he’s dead now. He do just fine and dandy by comparison.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The king of the low bar.

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Fronkenshteen

I reeeeeeally feel like going to the bar…
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which bar?

http://68.media.tumblr.com/1f4cc863dbd97bd8476bacb695992d23/tumblr_oemzbgpqKx1u2ragso3_r1_500.gif

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Fronkenshteen

The only bar in town that isn’t the Moose lodge (No offense). It’s a quick walk, I work there, & because of you guys, I never have to worry about company. I can just watch a game, follow the open thread, get shitfaced, and try not to get mauled by a trash-picking bear on the way home.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thing is; I get none of the profits!!

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Gratliff

I would back right the fuck out of any bar I saw Mil Muertes hanging out in. Here’s him running up 30-40 steps with a full grown man on his shoulders so he can throw him through a roof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQGkaK-FoW4

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/b6c3cdabcae75dfc379e58f467196dc5/tumblr_ofx0emuRkw1u2ragso3_500.gif

It’s as if a giant farted!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Another gif that combines several fetishes.

*You sick fuck

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a6a9765391453501f1e522772a268641/tumblr_of38jxlMfB1u2ragso1_500.gif

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Caity Lotz is the best.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://media.giphy.com/media/wVOcpoCl3LwNa/giphy.gif

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