Your regularly-scheduled 25 Questions post is tomorrow, but this was too good to pass up:

1- I knew Dangeruss was undersized for a QB,  but this much?

2- We’re now more sure than ever that JPP is NOT the father,  right?

3- How awesome would it be if the little dude was farting when they took the picture?

4- Why is Ciara wearing tighty-whities?

5- Is Dangeruss wearing tighty-whities too?

6- That would make so much sense,  wouldn’t it?

7- How much you want to bet he has nasty skidmarks?

8- All I’m saying is maybe Indian food may have been a bad idea?

9- Was that raycess?

10- Should I have said Taco Bell instead?

11- But doesn’t Dangeruss look like the kind of black hippie (bippie, trademark pending) That would never go to Taco Bell?

12- Like seriously you guys,  have you tried the new Triple Double Crunchwrap Supreme?!?

13- They have a spicy version too.  Maybe that’s what caused the skiddies?

14- You KNOW that Ciara is now craving Taco Bell, right?

15- Does it cause family tension because of Dangeruss’ misguided anti-Taco Bell policies?

16- If Ciara got a divorce and you lived in the same town,  would you try to date her?

17- I mean,  she’s pretty and all,  but two kids,  amirite?

18- That’s gotta be difficult, but, do you think it would be worth it to drink from the tap?

19- Dangeruss thinks drinking from the tap is disgusting,  doesn’t he?

20- Did you know that drinking milk is one of the best ways to combat the effects of spicy food?

21- Now you’re thinking about taking Ciara out for Taco Bell on a date,  aren’t you?

22- I don’t need to make the obvious fumbling joke,  do I?

23- Have you noticed that Dangeruss’ ring is about the same size as Ciara’s?

24- Did you also know today is International Women’s Day?

25- Can you put together the Deadpool joke or do I need to connect the dots for you?