Vince Young to sign with Saskatchewan Roughriders

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Vince Young is back, baby! According to TSN correspondent Gary Lawless, after being out of football for six years, Young will be making his return to the gridiron north of the 49th in Regina, Saskatchewan, trying to make the CFL Roughriders’ lineup. Despite his advanced age, and notable propensity for Cheesecake Factory and boozin’, he’ll actually have a shot at making the team, possibly even as the starter, since the Riders lost longtime starter Darian Durant to Montreal during the offseason & haven’t found a suitable replacement for him yet. For a team that finished tied for a league-worst 5-13 record last season, it may be a worthwhile gamble in the end…

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The Maestro is a mystical Canadian internet user and New England Patriots fan; when the weather is cooperative and the TV signal at his igloo is strong enough, he enjoys watching the NFL, the Ottawa Senators & REDBLACKS, and yelling into the abyss on Twitter. He is somehow allowed to teach music to high school students when he isn't in a blind rage about sports, and is also a known connoisseur of cheap beers across the Great White North.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Heh heh….you said Regina.
That sounds a lot like Vagina.
Heh heh.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

/dies laughing

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litre_cola

I will be doing a Vince Young “Boots on the Ground” For this years LaboUr day classic v the Bombers this year in the shiny new stadium. They can put a nice stadium and Vince Young in a shithole but its still a shithole.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

According to the rumours I’ve heard about Yonge. He won’t like it in Regina.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You know he’ll be rough riding bareback.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Young will be making his return…

Provided someone can give him a ride to practice. And let him crash on their couch. And has a washer and dryer he can use. And are you going to finish that sandwich?

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