Murderer Commits one last homicide in Prison

Aaron Hernadez, who still elicits remarks like “sure he killed people, but at least he didn’t play like Ras-I Dowling,” committed suicide in his cell. He went out of this life the same way he came into the NFL, being effective despite being undersized and failing to set proper blocks.

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Beerguyrob

I guess he couldn’t get a reservation.

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Beerguyrob

I had to explain this to students who were asking about it this morning.

I told them that he did it because he won the case for the killings he didn’t do, had no problems with the killings he actually did, and figured he didn’t need to do “the man’s” time for something he thought was no big deal.

Willing to take advice on adding something to this explanation.

SonOfSpam

Just tell them that thanks to the President, Hernandez recognized himself as a “bad hombre” and took appropriate action. Encourage your students to do the same if their heritage is questionable.

Brick Meathook

Boy that guy liked killing people.

Beerguyrob

He could’ve at least waited until Brady’s next visit and made it a murder-suicide.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s the Krombopolus Michael of the NFL.

ballsofsteelandfury

That last line. Jesus. Perfect.

jjfozz

I guess he won’t be hanging around anymore

LemonJello

No need to get all choked up about it.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’m getting to the end of my rope with you guys.