Your “Up North It Means ‘Hockey Night In Canada'” Saturday Evening Open Thread

It’s the weekend, so I assume President 9-iron is down in Florida waiting to see if North Korea and its allies decide to make “Red Dawn” a documentary.

Just so we’re clear, the 1984 version

is much, much better than the 2012 version.

I don’t really believe this is up for debate. Also, what the fuck is Thor doing in a movie about Chinese relabelled as Koreans invading Seattle? “Your Super Bowl contending Cincinnati Bengals” is a more believable plot.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Habs at Rangers – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
    • Oilers at Sharks – 10:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Spurs at Grizzlies – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Warriors at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Cardinals at Brewers – 7:00PM | FS1
  • Futbol:
    • Monterrey vs. Tigres – 8:00PM | Univision
  • UFC Fight Night:
    • Swanson vs. Lobov – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN4
  • Australian Rules Football:
    • Hawthorn vs. West Coast Eagles – 5:30AM | TSN2
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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am watching Iron Man again. I still don’t get this logic. He discovered a way to power the planet, Bad guy wants to sell some missiles to make money.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Monetize the power you fucking idiot (to clarify)

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As a service so they have to keep paying you.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Hahaha! I get the joke. Putting an actual Trump quote on a Mr Show pic.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Hahaha! I get the joke. Putting an actual Trump quote on a Mr Garrison pic.

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YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

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I am debating going down the block to get a candy bar.

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Mr. Ayo

Society is really pushing the plus size models lately.

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Frikkin’ laser beams on its frikkin’ head!

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She’s pretty.
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