Today turned out better than it was supposed to, because I didn’t get rooked into going to my eldest niece’s ballet recital – those bunhead moms are fucking lunatics, and the girls all look like their makeup guns were set to “whore”.
Also, I didn’t have to babysit the youngest two while their mom was at the performance. VICTORY, WHILE LOOKING SUPPORTIVE! Shame really; when their mother texted me to say I wasn’t needed, I expressed disappointment that I had to cancel our chainsaw sharpening lessons. I know about 10% of her believed that was an actual possibility.
So…the Oilers blew a three-goal lead with three minutes to go. And the tying goal was partially the result of Ryan Kesler being an asshole. OF COURSE it went to double-OT, because why let the anger settle down if not to let it burst through at damn-near midnight everywhere but the Best Coast?
I DON’T EVEN HAVE A VESTED INTEREST! Yet I am watching this car wreck like I have a not-insignificant amount of money on the outcome.
Ugh – sports is the worst. I hope little deci_litre and redskyatdawnredskyatdawn grow up to be engineers and worship either our alien overlords or Stephen Hawking’s sentient wheelchair.
Tonight’s sports:
- Hockey:
- NHL:
- Penguins at Capitals – 7:15PM | NBC / CBC
- Game 5 – Pens up 3-1
- Penguins at Capitals – 7:15PM | NBC / CBC
- 2017 IIHF World Championship:
- Slovenia vs. Canada – 6:00AM | TSN
- NHL:
- NBA:
- Warriors at Jazz – 8:30PM | ABC
- MLB:
- Yankees at Cubs – 7:00PM | FOX
Hopefully, I get to see “Guardians 2” tonight. After not babysitting, I EARNED IT!
Only 3:30? Just at a bunch of summer sausage and cookies? And I’m still drinking iced tea?
I’m a GENIUS.
I have sun here already. I am just gonna stay up.
I tried to go back to sleep. Got only 2 hours. I love that my initial response to that was fuck yes. I might have got some REM sleep instead of OMG I am gonna die if I don’t fix this.
If you can, you might consider visiting a sleep doctor. Mine has always been chill as fuck. Great guy. Great office staff. Surprisingly affordable.
I get random likes on my IG photographs for whatever reason (I tag them, but that doesn’t mean anyone has to like them). A couple of them came from cute ladies. I wish I didn’t know that.
Bacon and Beer Fest in Denver at Mile High Stadium (or whatever corp bought the name) next Saturday.
http://www.baconandbeerclassic.com/denver-bacon-and-beer-classic-2017/
Also, unsurprisingly, one in Indianapolis. BYOAED.
I have 11 am brunch with my mom tomorrow because if I don’t do it once a week she thinks I hate her. Added bonus is a guy hitting on her is gonna be there, but she has no clue he is interested in her because she is still a 12 year old that doesn’t understand men hit on women because they are interested in them.
We do? Fuck. So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong.