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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
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Just a right-pretty day on the Best Coast. So, here’s my tulip garden,
and the dog.
The rest of the yard is…being worked on. So I’m looking forward to an evening of casual sports & professional drinking.
Tonight’s sports:
ENJOY YOUR EVENING!
I have to stop reading about politics. I just cannot function thinking about how awful the world and everything is, and how much the world deserves to just fucking burn.
I can’t function. I’m stuck.
Huzzzzzzzzzz
Look at Aaron Hicks being clever and it only took until the top of the 18th fucking inning!
C’mon Cubbies! I want to see the game called for curfew.
Yaaaaaaaay… maybe I’ll get to go to bed at *checks* my normal time!
Gillian Anderson as Lucile Ball. I approve.
That was a very pleasant surprise.
That guy has run out of paper on his scorecard, I can tell you that. It’s a helpless feeling because goddammit I’m not buying a second program.
So it appears the rumour of poker (sorry, it was maestro so…pokre) was exaggerated.
I am totes disappoint.
:'(
I’m busy imagining all the different ways Joe West can FOAD
Fight On A Dyke?
I’ll try anything once.
Now get to pokre
Fry Onions And Duck?
Fart On A Dick?
I’m still in the restaurant although clocked out. Show of hands: should I take another shot of Jameson?
Yes.
If you are not driving I would suggest sipping the 12 year Jameson with the beer of your choice.
I have been know to give questionable advice in these areas.
Yes, have some.
I am weak. Down it goes!
You should have another shot just for asking
I second the motion.
Best shot. Fact.
Cubs/yanks just reached “oh, who givzashit?” territory.
/Raises hand
//Gets pelted by rocks
That was some shit baserunning by Gardner there
Once Hicks got to 2nd it was at least a wash.
2nd – So that’s under the shirt with their sisters?
A rare miss from Veep tonight, but now I get to watch American Gods. If it didn’t automatically creep me out and just be of general disinterest, this would almost get me to watch Hannibal.
You assholes have given me a craving for a bacon cheeseburger.
Needs more dead dummies
I haven’t had a Chapman give me this much agita since the last time Mark David was up for parole.
Terrible shot SAD.
A walking pile of dog shit.
No disagreement here.
Anyone down for some cards?
Possibly in a bit.
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OK! Almost ready for the work week ahead!
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Just need to get a good night’s sleep.
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