TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I’ve ever penned.

This week’s TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on the Venice Beach weather the next few days.  Right now, it’s cloudy and rainy outside.  Which is the only reason I’m inside right now, typing this.  When the sun comes back out, so will I…regardless of the state of completeness of this post.

But I do promise to put the Sexy in first.  So at least we’ll know that will be complete.  Probably.

This week’s theme is Beach/Bikinis.  How imaginative of me, huh?

Could have been worse.  I could have made the theme Mother’s Day…

And nobody wants that.  But yes, this weekend is Mother’s Day.  Do something nice for her if you can.

But yes, beaches and bikinis.

/looks out window

//sees neither sun nor bikinis

Speaking of my window….

That’s a shot I took looking south down the Venice Beach Boardwalk.  The building to the far left that’s half out of the frame is my building.  Top floor, 3rd and 4th windows from the right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG05-Y_C4EU

OK, let’s slap the rest of this together quickly and get on with our lives, shall we?

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Sexy Mexy Update

The finale airs next Monday (probably?), so this is your last Sexy Mexy Update.

/everyone applauds

(or is it? hmmmmm…)

//everyone groans

But it really does all come down to next week folks.  Does balls find his destiny?  Who will assault tWBS this week?  Who will tWBS assault?  Does anyone find LCSS?  And if they do, will he be wearing pants?  Will Dave finally get so fed up that he msg’s back to Cyberdyne and tells Skynet…Fuck Yes, Now is the time to push the button on these pinheads….?

Answers to at least some of those questions and more Monday at 11amEDT (probably?).

Get caught up now, or you can’t be one of the cool kids on Monday (or maybe Tuesday).

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Beaches and Bikinis

The two go hand in hand.  At least on days when the goddamned sun is out…

/looks out window again

//grumble grumble

…and they complement one another nicely, IMHO.  Beaches and bikinis, that is.  Your mileage may vary…

But without further yakkety yakkety out of me, have some bikinis and/or beach themed sexy.

Enjoy…..

Perhaps a musical interlude here, while I help Katy find….whatever it is she’s looking for down there….BRB…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk

(I’m not saying that’s me at the 0:55 mark, but I’m not saying it’s not me, either)

OK, now that I’ve got Katy’s little issue nailed down, so to speak….  Let’s continue…

Well, that was pretty fun, huh?

/looks out window again

Dammit.  I guess you’ll get a bit more of my particular brand of insanity after all.

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Let’s Find A tWBS Original

Hey look at that one sitting right there!!!!

A VERY recent one of my own, some of you have already seen….

And this week, you even get a bonus.  This is even more recent and is some of my more artsy fartsy photographic meanderings I’m trying to learn more about.  It’s a process called HDR (High Dynamic Range) and it’s a huge pain in the ass to get right, even with a camera with the pre-settings to do it.  But I’m pretty goddamned happy with this one….if I do say so myself.  Captured at dusk, two nights ago….

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Now if you’ll excuse me, the sun is finally out and Alexa is getting antsy to hit the surf and has already gone down to the pool to wait…

Her being down there for too long, alone and unsupervised, won’t end well for anyone.  Probably me especially….

Plus I’ve promised to take her out on the town tonight if she’ll go purple for me (no that’s not a euphemism….well it’s not ONLY a euphemism).  See?  Not bad, eh???

Hummina, hummina.

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Have a good weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

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