Your “I Remember That You Gave Me Your Shoulder” Saturday Evening Open Thread

 

There’s not really much to add.

It’s a long weekend in Canada – Victoria Day – so Canadians get three days to devote to the noble pursuit of finishing the whole 2-4 over the “May 2-4 weekend”.

In Vancouver, we have the added attraction of the Cloverdale Rodeo, with accompanying animal rights protests. Given that PETA & others just got whales banned from the local aquarium, I’m sure those half-wits will be out in full-force.

Myself, I have to spend Saturday night at “Winnie the Pooh & Seussical the Musical Jr.”, watching my six year-old niece and her friends bumble their cute way through memorized lines. Then, 5-pin bowling! At least they have a bar!!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Game 5 – Nashville at Anaheim
      • 7:00PM | CBC
      • 7:15PM / after the Preakness coverage | NBC
  • NBA:
    • Game 3 – Warriors at Spurs – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Giants at Cardinals – 7:00PM | FOX
    • Blue Jays at Orioles – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
  • MLS:
    • Whitecaps vs Sporting KC – 7:00PM | TSN
  • AFL:
    • Essendon Bombers vs. West Coast Eagles – 11:00PM | TSN2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLiQBV6A7c

Whether your long weekend is this week or next, ENJOY YOURSELVES!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m gassy

ballsofsteelandfury

I read that as sassy.

Works.

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ballsofsteelandfury

This North Melbourne – Melbourne game is really good. 2 points at the half and I’m betting there is a melee before this one is over.

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ballsofsteelandfury

YUM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

” I am not a man! I am not a human being! I am an animal! I am an elephant! “

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Racist elephant

ballsofsteelandfury

FYI, Aussie Toyota salesgirl is WAY better than the USA and USA Latina Toyota salesgirls.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Check foar swastikas.
Just saying.

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Unsurprised

Suposably Alison Brie from the GLOW series.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Two blowouts in a row, maybe? Holy shit Essendon!

Unsurprised

I just loled at how my brain connected this to a anal sex/fart animated gif

ballsofsteelandfury

I would LOVE to hear how your brain connected that. Maybe best to leave that to a conversation over beers.

Unsurprised

fart JOKE gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I went back to non-obscure actually off of album tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Just a few weeks ago performing it amazingly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5oH1uMCybA

Unsurprised

Mexican Chorizo is fantastic, but it really needs to be combined with eggs to be perfect.

Fronkenshteen

Jackson Browne’s “Running On Empty” will facilitate a good poop should the need arise.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

G’nite folks, time for me to hit the road.
(Sill….call me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAfpuiDZV_c

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I need to visit this coffee place next time I go to Seattle.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I really need to visit Seattle.

Unsurprised

We can meet up. In Search of a Cup O’ Joe.

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Unsurprised

Story of my life.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van