There’s not really much to add.
It’s a long weekend in Canada – Victoria Day – so Canadians get three days to devote to the noble pursuit of finishing the whole 2-4 over the “May 2-4 weekend”.
In Vancouver, we have the added attraction of the Cloverdale Rodeo, with accompanying animal rights protests. Given that PETA & others just got whales banned from the local aquarium, I’m sure those half-wits will be out in full-force.
Myself, I have to spend Saturday night at “Winnie the Pooh & Seussical the Musical Jr.”, watching my six year-old niece and her friends bumble their cute way through memorized lines. Then, 5-pin bowling! At least they have a bar!!
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 5 – Nashville at Anaheim
- 7:00PM | CBC
- 7:15PM / after the Preakness coverage | NBC
- Game 5 – Nashville at Anaheim
- NBA:
- Game 3 – Warriors at Spurs – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLB:
- Giants at Cardinals – 7:00PM | FOX
- Blue Jays at Orioles – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- MLS:
- Whitecaps vs Sporting KC – 7:00PM | TSN
- AFL:
- Essendon Bombers vs. West Coast Eagles – 11:00PM | TSN2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLiQBV6A7c
Whether your long weekend is this week or next, ENJOY YOURSELVES!
Duly noted.
I like her.
I never really learned to dance.
I should get to a song or two before bed, but I am really not on theme at all. I will probably listen to a few before bed to figure it out. Or just go rogue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAAgybZLvaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=https://youtu.be/WIWaY88Fm-M
Sleepy
What’s going on bel— Aw, fuck that noise.
That’s a fantastic shirt.
Just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIb7Wlz1kXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJR7JOTD7_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUEn5ZRfmb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfpktt3ZFao
/raises hand yet again
//lowers hand…..yet again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7GfJuiUwM&list=RDyg7GfJuiUwM#t=1
God help me….I’ve logged onto twitter just to try to flush that insane prick out.
smgdh
Look on the bright side, could have been Vogons, I guess.
Stop calling me an insane prick! Oh, you didn’t mean me. My fingers still are giant and red. I refuse to let them loose from their ace bandage prison til I get a bag of ice.
Ouchie.
And no…..the prick in question now knows who he is. Trust me.
Hrm. Thought he quit Twitter, but apparently he blocked me, which is odd, since we had no quarrels and he was usually the one initiating conversion.
There’s no figuring him, Grat. I tried like hell to be compassionate to him. As did many folks here. He finally burned his last bridge about a month ago.
AND YES SILL….ONCE AGAIN….IT WAS ME WHO GOT YOUR ACCOUNT DELETED. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CONTACT ME AND I WILL TELL YOU PRECISELY WHY, YOU FUCK.
But as I just told ya on twitter, you’ll need to grow a pair first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDknRxdHNog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeoKCJNI-k4
Archival photo of Donald Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHm7uIC84YM
I remain appalled at the current state of Weekend Update
Alright Sill. My sadly empty inbox tells me all I need to know.
It must be sad to be so in need of an outlet, yet not be willing to take the one being offered to you. Have you ever heard the definition of “insanity”? Something something doing the same things expecting different results something something.
Oh well. Maybe I can get you to talk to me eventually. I still REALLY do want to talk to you. You’ve no idea my man. Or maybe you do. Which might explain my empty inbox.
Funny pussy is funny…..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMAUBMvFncY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_LP1aTANDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_SumwmKBEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMQNiTGHi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZu8srG9VKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSEFsL1OqaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuvYL2AnSeE
Well this is certainly the worst of The Rock episodes so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-2ltL2KaI4
Jaws 3D?
I think it is just III.
It’s interesting….
When I was in Cali recently, I tried to buy a shot glass for a family member with Santa Monica Pier on it. Which happens to be the western most end of Route 66.
All they had were Route 66 shot glasses.
Which I bought and gifted to him. Bcuz he’s also my local weed connection so….gotta keep him happy. LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CgZnUXqvi8
I honestly think I might have torn something in my wrist when I hurt it a couple weeks ago doing (I’m not sure since I didn’t notice til the wrist was swelling). It has gotten worse and better over the last few weeks, noticeably getting worse when I had to type for 8 hours a day, and noticeably worse when I didn’t ace bandage my wrist. I didn’t have it taped up because I was finishing a bunch of stuff and right now is taking me like 10 min to type this message because just my finger tips can move. I didn’t ice it enough because the wrist is hard to ice with cubes in a bag and I didn’t take advil to lower the swelling… because I am an idiot. I am hoping it will actually heal sometime soon and I am wrong about real damage.
Rub some dirt on it.
I’m suddenly in a very good mood.
Thanks Sill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C3zgYW_FAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrKxBhKdFM
Boy do I love that Argybargy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JeIjJm8bDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCYApJtsyd0
So this Hardcore Henry movie is over.
The big reveal at the end is so fucking stupid. The bad guys in this film makes Cobra, from the animated GI Joe show, look like a well run organization with a heavy emphasis on fiscal responsibility.
I have no fucking idea who half the characters were, what their motivations were, nor could I explain major plot points. The overall plot can be explained in a single word “fucking stupid”
Its amazing because Russian films are either insanely good, or just utter crap.
Sometimes both at once.
I work Saturdays so I’m off on Mondays and I have two TVs in my room for sports and video games. But on Monday afternoons there’s nothing to do but laundry and there’s nothing on the movie channels but banal crap. I end up watching anyway while I fudge around on whatever game. The other day I sat through Bride Wars. The whole thing. I was feeling a lot like you.
I bet IFC, Turner Movie Classics, AMC all have utter shit on them right now.
AMC has Tombstone on now…that is a bit of a stretch. Its a good movie…I would not call it a classic.
IFC has on The Transporter…apparently 20th Century Fox is an independent movie company…
Turns out I don’t have TMC. So I have no idea.
Here’s a summary of the movie Bride Wars which I just sat through: Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway play friends and generally unlikable human beings who force their boyfriends to propose and then try to sabotage one and others weddings by doing things like dangerously upping the amount of spray tan one girl gets. Fortunately they’re surrounded by other terrible people who aid and abed their psychotic behavior. Kate Hudson’s brother is hitting on Hathaway the whole movie even though she’s engaged to be married. Guess what? they obviously force their friends to choose between their weddings on the same day. There were no laughs to be had. Hudson plays a video of Hathaway really drunk and loose in front of her wedding. Hathaway runs out of her wedding and into the other wedding and tackles her friend while she’s walking down the aisle. They wrestle and Hathaway decides she doesn’t love her fiance now. She dumps him and then decides to be the center of attention and walk Hudson down the aisle. Then she hooks up with her brother. No stars.
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Hee hee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2EbJy-9dc
Charge them tuition. That counts as learning.
Love that one. Always have.
Hey Sill….if you are lurking, I’m still waiting to hear from you.
Just saying.
Oh sorry…I forgot….
[email protected]
/fully expects Moose to spam my inbox now….LMAO
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Hey Sill…here’s a life lesson for you, you insane bastard….
Two nights ago, Moose and I had a mild to moderate bit of friction b/w the two of us. Now, two nights later, we’ve put that stupid shit aside and are having fun.
Hint hint hintity hint hint.
Oh sorry. I forgot. Neither Moose nor I are insane. Sorry….forget I said anything…
Well, technically…….
Shhh man…be cool.
😀
Seriously Sill. I REALLY want to fucking talk to you.
I’ll be happy to give you whatever contact info you need. fuck man, I’ll give you driving directions to my fucking house.
Stop being a pussy.
And yes, dicknose….I’m the one who got your account deleted.
Wanna talk to me yet and find out why? Or still just gonna pussy out like always?
Want to go out, but I can’t find the energy. Here’s an ass.
/squints at screen
Yes, that is in fact….an ass. And a pretty nice one, indeed.
Doesn’t swallow.
2/10, would not bang.
Reverse gif.
This movie is so fucking stupid.
I can almost appreciate the intentional lack of any sort of plot.
I had to take a piss and it feels like I somehow missed the middle film of a trilogy.
The SNL 10:00 repeat episode is Jim Carrey / Soundgarden.
Guh
Yeah, I turned that off.
I know you’re still reading here Sill so just for the record if you ask someone to answer honestly and they do, calling them an “uninvested fuckwit” in response probably won’t encourage them to keep communicating with you.
Get help Sill. You need it.
Oh jeez, now what did I miss?
Nothing worth thinking about.
Yeah, fair enough.
What Unsurprised said.
Trying to watch “Hardcore Henry”…
10 minutes in…I’m on my third seizure.
What if you were stuck inside the head of a maniac who has no peripheral vision and is always flipping around!?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kGHUYpjtsdM/TS8F-yy51GI/AAAAAAAAG-o/Yj2i0LdoxNc/s1600/IMG_2860.jpg
Sorry/not sorry.
Dwayne Johnson and Katy Perry on SNL tonight.
Do I like Katy Perry enough to put up with Dwayne Johnson and also SNL in general?
/powers TV down
//begins surfing porn
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