As I said last year aboot this time:
Victoria Day:
Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration dating from the time of Queen Victoria, an amendment to the Statutes of Canada in 1952 established the celebration of Victoria Day on the Monday preceding May 25. It was renamed Journée nationale des patriotes in Quebec in 2002, commemorating the struggle of Louis-David Papineau and his patriotes to establish “Responsible Government” in Lower Canada.
Whatever – it’s the unofficial start of summer in Canada, meaning it’s officially tolerable to talk about fucking off to a cabin/lake/golf resort on weekends and not feel like an elitist dick. After Labour Day, you’re a snob again.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 6: Ducks at Predators – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- NBA:
- Game 4: Warriors at Spurs – 9:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
As of today – May 22 – it is two months until NFL rookies report to training camp. COUNTDOWN TO ELITENESS BEGINS!
Too many of you are sleeping. It’s bullshit.
HARUMPH! HARUMPH! HARUMPH!
I really should. I’m seriously considering making spaghetti or something.
Totall Recall is fucking bonkers. I love it.
He stiffs the Johnny Cab, so it tries to kill him. Wow. How did I ever forget that?
Wow, you call one guy a nitwit and all the sudden it’s awaiting moderation.
LCSS needs to kick the check-in guy in the balls. Hard.
(Have I mentioned how much I love American Gods?)
Have we been talking about Flynn & the Fif Ammendment?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERm_WNxGs1U
Does he get immunity?
My hunch is that if he fucks Donald, he gets a good deal. If he doesn’t, he gets pardoned. So fuck that guy either way.
“That’s what I said!”
–Marla, Ivana, and Melania
He probably will, and in return I doubt it would even be possible to prosecute him anyway.
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There really is one for everything. The benefit of the President being an always-online twitstorming nitwit.
Shit. That took forever.
Finally on clean beer. Whee!
/every single sport is over
That’s just mean to associate Dr. Lecter with those freaks.
Who wants to take my and tWBS’s fake money?
Hell, I’ll give ya’s real money if you’ll just come play poker.
(not you, BFC….You’ll just blow it on hookers and meth)
((Wait, why am I not blowing it on hookers and meth???))
How soon can ya get here, BFC?
For poker or the hookers and meth?
Yes?
[I’m already at the table, so if that’s what you meant, lay off the pipe]
“Why yes…. and is was the best $500 I ever spent….”
Steve Buscemi
….. and this is why there is usually big tension between firefighters and cops.
During the concert for 9/11, Buscemi got onstage with members of his house and mentioned he’d be back helping out for awhile. Guess they’d lost a bunch of their brothers. Good guy.
Infinity Likes….Infinity Likes….
COME ON WORDPRESS!!!!!!
Thx foar the laughs tonight Moose, sincerely.
Now I gotta find some food. But first, moar vodka…no, more weed. Aww shit, I can’t decide.
Both I guess. Fuck, let’s have a beer too. fuck this sobriety shit.
On my third dirty. TIME TO SWAB THE DECKS!
[this has been a DFO Labor Update]
Stuck at work tonight, just checked the shooty-hoops big game score.
The NBA is forever dead to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znxFrgql5dc
Helluva coincidence, here but….
Shooty-Hoops Big Game was my stage name in my stripper days.
True story, bro.
Do you sing songs from Blue Velvet, Craig Ferguson?
Marcello Mastroianni