Your “I Like The Way You Move Pretty Baby” Saturday Evening Open Thread

So, today I had to go for summer “training” at the baseball stadium, because even though I’ve been there since 1991, I guess I need a refresher on how beer goes into a cup & then onto my tray. Complex fucking physics, that.

Luckily, prices stayed the same, so the tips should be about right. It’s about $100/game, and the salary the law says I have to be paid goes into mum’s bingo account. I’m just hoping the knees hold up.

I look forward to seeing the regulars, especially the long-suffering Cubs fan who has worn his Leon Durham jersey to games since the late-90s, when “The Bull” was actually coaching up here with the Angels organization in the Triple-A days. He was a nice guy; never said no to a free beverage, and would help you skip the line to get into the club.

It’ll help a summer without teaching pass the time.

Tonight’s sports:

• Beisbol:
  • MLB: who knows – FOX won’t say. “TBA” as of Friday evening.
  • NCAA Tournament:
    • Davidson at Texas A&M – 6:00PM | ESPN2
    • Missouri State at TCU – 6:00Pm | ESPNU
    • Vanderbilt at Oregon State – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Mississippi State at LSU – 9:00PM | ESPN2
• UFC Fight Night:
  • Prelims: Lewis vs. Hunt – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN
  • Main Card: Lewis vs. Hunt – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN
• IndyCar Racing:
  • Rainguard Water Sealers 600 – 8:30PM | NBCSN
• Futbol:
  • FIFA U-20 World Cup Korea Republic 2017:
    • Third-place match: Uruguay vs. Italy – 2:20AM | FS1 / TSN2
    • First-place match: England vs. Venezuela – 5:50AM | FS1 / TSN2