INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY.
A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping iced coffee. An athletic young man is waiting patiently in front of the microphone inside the booth.
CONNOR, THE INTERN: So…what did you say his name was, again?
PRODUCER: Victor Cruz.
CONNOR: Are you SURE it’s not Odell Beckham, Jr.?
PRODUCER: Yes. I am very sure. That was really embarrassing, by the way.
CONNOR: It was an honest mistake. YOU were the one who said he was a hot young receiver for the Giants.
PRODUCER: Yes, well that was an honest mistake too. How was I supposed to know he was exiled to the Bears?
CONNOR: I dunno, maybe pay attention to NFL news?
PRODUCER: Ugh, it’s too hot to pay attention to the news. Are we ready?
CONNOR: Yeah, we’re ready.
PRODUCER: [punches talkback button] Okay, Vic, we’re ready to go here. All set?
VICTOR CRUZ: Sure thing.
The PRODUCER counts down using hand signals.
VICTOR CRUZ: Hey folks! I’m Victor Cruz, here to host this week’s Request Line. Some of you might remember me as the Giants’ leading receiver during the 2011 season, when we won the Super Bowl over the New England Patriots. Others might remember me for…um…turning down a chance to display my signature touchdown salsa dance on television’s Dancing With the Stars. I’m also known for…oops, my producer here is telling me to get things moving…[the PRODUCER is decidedly not making any kind of signal that would suggest this]…so let’s start the show. As you folks undoubtedly know, I like things SPICY. So today’s theme is: things that are HOT. Hot food, hot women, hot salsa, hot weather…you say the name, you know I’m game. I’ll get us started with a classic from the Lovin’ Spoonful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m648v4s5sFc
And now a crunchy double shot. Really awesome live show if you get a chance to catch them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44sS-_soTlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvudiUkkKb0
And this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In7z7B87Puc
Feel like there’s a couple gimmes missing here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG_R5n9yIPg
I’m speechless. As if that ever happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwEIt9ez7M
Dude!
Fun trivia time! That’s Darryl Hall on vocals and of course Mr. Fripp on guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK6CroZ4-YM
You can tell what era I started going to concerts here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF4MvVgmHSI
thread needs some Louis…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiQLtMaJLvs
my son’s rec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laPNEU5krIc
This one is a great song AND the video has a preview of BOLTMAN’S “Plan B,” so to speak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU
I love Mr. Morrison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kl_CIiQXVs
I love Mr. Bolan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P38uBbAkNuE
You’re not alone Scotchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1HDZNR9cY4
oh and you reminded me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGWfv8AzADo
Kool and the Gang : Too Hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_DcCT0ylI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_TcWUslfvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdfMZa9o0nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZw15DXFiI
Properly theme-named band singing about a hot (and naturally crazy) woman…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_K36y-iLUk
At least this classic ain’t taken!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlyvcti3kQU
Going back a bit. Still love this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dEHxfQCKrw
The Allman Brothers Band : Hot ‘Lanta Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWSoo3bLhIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYAviM8T-Ns
It’s X but rockabilly, so gonna grease the hair and put on leather jacket and roll up smokes into t-shirt sleeve and pretend I give a fuck about your car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNo1cmE8wJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3dfGv7cD7o
It seems I always get here too late to make any awsome requests. Oh well, Nick Glider : Hot Child In The City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-eVxtuMR0o
She has a good voice.
I almot posted a clip of ‘her’ from The Midnight Special but … to weird, distracts from the song.
I mean come on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vgyg22yjqY
YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAND BACK FOR THIS DOUBLE SHOT IF YOU DON’T HAPPEN TO HAVE A P.H.D. IN REMIXOLOGY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuebyF1S5zU
It’s ok; I have an A.A. in Sampletrics.
Hamilton double-shot? There’s nothing like summer in the city…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tMf9sx7OUA
…leading to this once everything’s found out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CFOuGqBSEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkg8Mua_6Fw
Double shot of the title.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwf50nzz5PM
TRIPLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_tyWt_9Bfs
WATCH OUT FOR QUAD SHOT ACTION (shotkakke?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYu4USgcawU
I think I can make this one work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk
Quasi-DOUBLE SHOT. MAYBE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFANtndV6U0
That is fantastic work by you both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
cheap double shot, as a canadian, i think of this place as hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4
science bitch….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2MmuA1nI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By6eEI93_0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMyjezKxA4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0fVfectDo
This next song is a cover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEfYhtWbEJU
These guys do covers???
They’ve been known to.
This DOUBLE SHOT’s a cover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOQpFmGm3w
mute and watch ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxRwgEN4zU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hLEZwxyQaE
Despite my metal upbringing I really have a soft spot for this band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NVVe1DkVsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8v3F1n8E-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZtiaEeqyFA
Original song (1951):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ub9nQ0YVCg
“Answer back” song version 1 (1955):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e58NJU5B3v8
“Answer back” version 2 (1960):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZu5TwRbYiA
Best know version 3 (1971):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCz2IleDbu4
Goddamn work getting in the way.
If I hear the acronym KPI (Key Performance Indicators) one more time, I’m gonna light a bitch on fire!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM5DOSC0jUo
KPI = Kill People Instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnhf2dNKgT0
Today’s non-music offering:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cjx4gJFME0
“…their rotting corpses heating our atmosphere…”
So, this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYuldgIOelY
My browser committed suicide when I tried to play this song, so I think I’m just going to take that as a sign and leave it be.
Whatever you do, don’t play this song unless on some sort of hallucinogenic. Actually, that’s good advice for a lot of situations.
I didn’t know the Greendale Human Being had moves.
And now, everyone’s favorite song from Guitar Hero!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
Herman Li is so incredibly talented.
Aw hell, let’s make it a Guitar Hero ridiculous/hidden track double shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoARQRCvpQU
I ran out of likes.
This one doesn’t seem to be on theme until you get to the refrain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g
Huh, so Mike Patton was strange even before Faith No More.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hejweGZ-HP0
This video is one long 80s hair band cliche, but I love the song, so screw you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ9XcMybcX8
Excuse to post Los Angeles is Burning? Excuse to post Los Angeles is Burning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxoD9zWY9Rg