RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Well, that’s a wrap on the offseason. What did you think, of the NFL Karaoke topic, Mark?
MARK DAVIS: IT WAS THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
RTD: Yeah, it was pretty great. Did you have a favorite song?
MARK DAVIS: YEAH I LIKE THE ONE THAT TAO-TE-CUTLER PICKED ON MY BEHALF.
RTD: Really? “California On My Mind” by Wild Light? I would have thought something about Las Vegas or Nevada would be more appropriate.
MARK DAVIS: [sighs, smiles thinly] Always going for the low-hanging fruit, aren’t you, Rikki? No subtlety at all.
MARK DAVIS: Just listen to the lyrics, imbecile.
So that’s a wrap for this season of Request Line. You folks rock, as does this playlist, also available on Spotify. I’ll be back to my regular random kontent in short order, and Request Line will be back next season after the Jets’ stunning Cinderella victory in the Super Bowl (yep, you heard it here first).