2017 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)

First, your Power Rankings Update:

Last week (Week 2):
Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF

This week (Week 3):
Top 5: PIT, KC, NE, ATL, OAK
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, CIN

Why the 2-0 Broncos are still on the outside, while N*’s victory over a consistently-underwhelming Saints team makes for the most elite 1-1 record in NFL history, is a further testament to how unsophisticated sports media remains. I mean, Green Bay lost to Denver but beat a top-10 Seahawks team, rather than <insert any non-Falcons team from AFC/NFC South> so, if you’re going to let a 1-1 team in the top 5, I’d argue for the Packers. It is nice to see the Bengals getting recognized for being so bad that they popped the 2017 NFL Coach Firings cherry in only Week 2 though.

As a side note, I’m behind schedule on this but understand Quotables loaded kinda slowly last week (which, I’d guess, will also be the case this week) so we’ll start speeding it up next time by hosting the gifs on our server which, according to DTZM, is supposed to remedy this. But that’s for next time anyways so, with that said, I present your slow-loading Week 2 Quotables candidates.