“Umm, you aren’t beerguyrob” Saturday night’s Open Thread.

 

Good evening everyone it is I the substitute for Beerguyrodrigo who I believe is currently running bootleg jeans down to America. I hope he doesn’t get busted and will send me some candycorn m&m’s for me to do a Baking with Litre post. For those of you who just come to the fair city during footbaw season you may be wondering what the hell does this guy have to say? Will there be stoner talk? Maybe. Wine talk? Hell yeah. Plus I will try to fill in with the sportsing  as best as I can which really isn’t important as Ratbirds v Jaguras is on 1st thing in the morning tomorrow. I promise no futbol chat for once.

Image from Etsy.

As some of you may know, legalization is coming next year up here countrywide and things are going to change a lot. It seems that the provinces are deciding how they distribute it and each province will have a different policy. Ontario has come out and said they will not privatize the sales and it will all be done through a government store, like their alcohol sales are. Both federal and provincial governments will tax it and be the sole legal distributor of the sticky icky apart from medicinal users who can still get it by mail. There is a few problems with this policy that jump to mind. First of all, Ontario is going to start out with only 40 dispensaries for the whole province. Your geography may not be up to snuff on Canadian provinces but Ontario is huge and this is not nearly enough coverage for that many people in that big of a landmass. Second thing that springs to mind is their pricing and how they are going to be competitive with the black market if they tax the hell out of the stuff. My medicinal pricing is on par with what I used to get from my guy Chad (seriously), but with Chad for Green (in my phone) I was getting strains of weed without knowing their potency. Now I have become very aware the percentages of THC and CBD as the strains with super high THC sketch me out a bit so I order accordingly. In my mind the provincial governments up here should take a page out of Denver’s book when recreational consumption was legalized. When I visited Denver after legalization it was a great setup everywhere I went. Security was high (heh) in these places and there was security everywhere. I am sure there are cons to the system which one of our Colorado DFOers are more than welcome to point out below. It was privatised but the government still got their cut so everyone involved was pleased, consumer, dispensary, and government. I will continue to order my medicinal through the mail because I have to do very little and it comes directly to my door with my mailman. 

 

Most of you who tune in during the offseason will know that I am a wine guy as well as a medicinal marijuana user (double threat). Well the seasons are changing and as are my wine drinking habits. My ritual on Thursday in the fall is to grab a bottle of red , fire on the interwebs and watch the coloUr rush game until my eyes bleed. Summer has passed and it is starting to get chilly up here so white and roses just will not do. Last time I did this I spoke about trends and how certain regions and grape varietals come and go. As of right now the popular red varietal is Malbec and the region is Mendoza, Argentina. If you like this variety (I don’t) definitely buy stuff from Argentina as the plantings elsewhere haven’t had the time for the vines to mature enough. If you are wondering about French Malbec it is something that you would rarely by itself due to French wine laws. In France Malbec is predominantly used for blending in Rhone. This time of year I gravitate towards Pinot Noirs from Oregon, or Merlots from Washington as those regions are closest to me here and the quality is phenomenal. Later in the season I get into bigger red when the snow is outside and it is -20 degrees. As for value this time of year I look to Spain and Rioja’s little brother Navarra as they still use the same 2 grapes Grenache and Tempranillo but the are a lot cheaper and are still great quality. 

 

On to the sportsing!

 

College Football: Times are whatever you see on the screen in front of you when you look it up.

Irish v Michigan St FOX

Washington at Colorado FS1

UCLA at Stanford ESPN

Also Hawaii at Wyoming! Go CowboUys! ESPN 2

 

There still is baseball games going on and Bumgarner is on the bump against the Dodgers so there is that.

There is Ice Football Preseason but the kids are still all playing so it isn’t worth your time. READ A BOOK WILL YOU!

In soccer there are some MLS games if you are so inclined. (not futbol)

There is a CFL game but nobody up here will be watching it either. Toronto v Montreal.

 

Remember if you are in a restaurant/winebar/lounge/Tomsula’s boxcar that house wine is the money maker for the house and the next couple of cheaper glasses are great value as they are trying to get rid of that wine.

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- A pugs best friend. - Wine drinker. - Loves to use the letter U behind O. - Iggles fan, Fulham FC (Mighty Whitey) supporter, Cavalry FC Ultra. - One of the resident futbol freaks at the clubhouse.
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herodotus450

McVey rushes for the go-ahead touchdown for AFA; does that mark the whole game tumbling down for SDSU?

WCS

Apparently, not.

King Hippo

KY runs it well into FG range…and called for holding

herodotus450

Air Force now with TWO completions from two different QBs, smh, I thought I knew you AFA…

Spur

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King Hippo

KY drops pass inside the 30

Spur

TD!

WCS

TOUCHDOWN HAWKEYES

King Hippo

roughing the passer, KY 15 yards from FG range now. :37 left

WCS

Iowa just blocked a Pedo State field goal attempt. Hawkeyes down, 15-13, with 2:39 and a timeout left.

King Hippo

out of a timeout, KY has 10 men on the field to give up the go-behind TD

herodotus450

But they are channeling the Illini by having a receiver named “Juice”
/Oh wait, that means they probably are going to suck

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hawai’i at Wyoming
(snicker)

WCS

That could be a sneaky fun game. Wyoming’s QB is considered the third-best NFL prospect next year, and Hawaii is Hawaii, but, they’re playing in freezing-ass Laramie.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And hey, at least the field isn’t blue.

ballsofsteelandfury

Lions extended the lamp shade!

King Hippo

“I’m always gonna just be kind of hanging around, like a Milford Man.”

WCS

Pedo State 15-13 four minutes to play.

ballsofsteelandfury

So, UCLA will score 40 again and lose, right?

King Hippo

or go down 5 scores and win

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

yes, good kitty likes the acid, yes he does!

Spur

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King Hippo

Kenfucky, proving their nickname yet again

WCS

There are literally dozens of fans in the stands to see Stanford’s home opener.

herodotus450

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King Hippo

still hypnotic

Unsurprised

Next TGISF should have redheads or something equally in carrying on with this autumnal theme. For example, https://imgur.com/wEAkLFs

Spur

i wonder if she cooks
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Unsurprised

She seems to be warming up something.

WCS

I bet you could cook bacon on her stomach.

Unsurprised

h

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Unsurprised

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JustStopDude

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Spur

Let’s hope Michigan knocks Penn State off. But then they’ll just play the victim.

WCS

BayBay recovers the onsides kick, down eight with a hundred second left.

Spur

Tomorrow’s hottaeks on the Anthem protest is going to be fun. I can see an entire team kneeling tomorrow.

Unsurprised

Not the P*ts

Shogun Marcus

Oh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease I’ve been ever so good! I won’t ask for nothing else I promise! Not even for Christmas!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Onside kick prolly coming in Bay Bay.
Hippo is excite.

King Hippo

oh an’ they got it!

King Hippo

Syracuse within 26-28 of LSU somehow,

Spur

McNabb will blow it.

King Hippo

all over the hashmarks, most likely

JustStopDude

The only good thing to come out of the Penn State child rape ring and the subsequent NCAA support for child rape is that Penn State fans are so insanely easy to piss off on twitter.

Just do one gif of Chris Hanson or Pedobear and you will get at least once person that wants to argue with you.

King Hippo

How about JoePa with a ball gag in his mouth? And Satan lined up behind, going in dry?

Unsurprised

/CUMS, HARD

WCS

Try living in the Commonwealth. Just today, I saw a bumper sticker that read, “WE ARE BECAUSE HE WAS” with a picture of JoePa.

King Hippo

paedo enablers, EXACTLY!!

Spur

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JustStopDude

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herodotus450
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herodotus450

Air Force leading East Egg Power SDSU, and Air Force has ZERO passing yards. In the third quarter.

King Hippo

can we JV stomp stomp CLAP!? for the Aztecs?

Unsurprised

I mean, come on. Their mascot actually does demand blood sacrifices.

King Hippo

#FemurDrumMajor

WCS

Army won a game earlier this season without completing a single pass.

herodotus450

AFA has a QB named Airion, no passes. Rusher named Birdow, no receptions. Rusher named Cleveland, no lakes on fire. Rusher named McVey, no fertilizer gone missing. And one rusher who has one run for -23 yards.

WCS

Into the wild blue yonder!

herodotus450

But, SDSU has receivers first-named:
Quest
Milkah
Kahale

King Hippo

There is no longer a flippable option for when KY/FL goes to its star-wipe SECN commercial breaks.

Unsurprised

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King Hippo

remember, folks. Mandatory viewing means mandatory. Don’t make Uncle Joe come find you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

What if I have a note from my doctor and/or mother?

JustStopDude

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LemonJello

Calling it a night, gotta save my strength for the morrow.

Later, Taters!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sleep well, sweet Prince.

King Hippo

all alarms are set, Da?

Spur

Am kind of amped for Blade Runner. Is that just me?
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Mr. Ayo

I still need to watch the first one

Unsurprised
herodotus450

Too cynical to enjoy any reboot of anything; it’s just a safer cash grab on an established franchise. And as for blade runner, I shouldn’t need a fucking manual to figure out which version to watch.

herodotus450

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Unsurprised

Any version except the original theatrical release is acceptable.

Spanky Datass

My favorite theater is gonna show The Blade Runner Final Cut just before the new one and I’m pretty geeked about it.

King Hippo

oh wait, this here fixture ain’t in the Swamp! My bad, y’all.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nawt targeting!!!!
And oh btw, see those two holding calls you missed?

WCS

Saquon Barkley’s going to look incredible for the first three Jets preseason games, before both his legs literally explode while eating lunch.

Spur

Just like God intends for any Penn State running back.

King Hippo

Ki-Jana Carter nods, pops pill.

/hey speaking of…

King Hippo

Pickerception!!

Dear fuck, is Florida ever awful.

Kenfucky may well win the SEC East if UGA somehow loses to them, and go on to lose to Bama by 80 in the title match.

WCS

ESSS EEEE SEEE ESSS EEEE SEEEE

theeWeeBabySeamus

Now Pawwwwwllllll….

Spur

Whataburger or In & Out? It’s my Sophie’s Choice.

I even have an Aunt who works for Whataburger corporate and she gives me coupons whenever i come home.

JustStopDude

I find both to be very overrated, though I must admit, I cannot eat fast food. I have no idea what it is because I can eat insanely hot food. With my job, I have a view I have to try the local food at least twice before I make a judgement.

But whenever I do US fast food, I am fucking in agony.

Now Japanese McDonalds…holy shit is that stuff good.

herodotus450

Salt content maybe?

JustStopDude

I’m not sure what it is. I mean I am not exactly a healthy mother fucker. I just feel like shit for hours afterward.

I honestly think a lot of places in the states don’t replace their oil often enough or something. Maybe its the salt content. I just end up feeling like I am going to shit a fucking brick for hours afterward.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I used to eat a lot of fast food in my younger days. Kinda moved away from it for various reasons as I matured (lol…matured). Now when I try to eat it on the rare occasions, it does not agree with me.

herodotus450

Yeah high sodium food can lead to constipation. And from my hazy, drunk memory most fast food places have above average calories, but way too much sodium content. Could combat it by drinking more water or trying to eat more potassium by eating more, shudder, vegetables.

Romonobyl

Best burger in my hood is at an old school pharmacy soda fountain. The dude at the grill has been there since the 50’s using the same flattop grill. Nothing fancy, but damn he makes a great burger.

Unsurprised

Whataburger. No contest. Especially if you can get green chile.

JustStopDude

I’m not one of those people that believe that officials “give” the game intentionally one team over another…but holy shit this Iowa-Pedophile game is making me question that perspective.

WCS

Yarp.

herodotus450

Trying to find a response to the image below I found this
https://www.bustle.com/articles/95938-how-to-prevent-camel-toe-no-matter-where-you-are-or-what-youre-wearing
Whoever or whatever “bustle.com” is we must destroy them, at all costs.

King Hippo

Is the answer “have a penis?”

herodotus450

Ooooh, if the answer is “put a penis in your vaginia” then I guess we might be able to let them stay.

Unsurprised

Ostensibly, Chris Christie has a a penis. And yet …

LemonJello

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King Hippo

Kenfucky looking to go up two scores in the Swamp

King Hippo

/promptly loses 18 yards on snap over QBs head

theeWeeBabySeamus

I completely forgot Auburn and Mizzou were playing.
Much like Mizzou themselves, I guess.

King Hippo

Seems they might be Vandy’s Vandy now.

Unsurprised

Ahoy-hoy

LemonJello

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How was the walk?

Unsurprised

Pretty good. The downside of walking in a vibrant, busy neighborhood is that there are lots of people walking slowly or standing around in my way. However, it’s a small price to pay. Also, I’m one episode closer to completing The Fall of the Roman Empire podcast.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

We have surpassed camel toe, and achieved FULL MOOSE KNUCKLE!!!