That’s one game under our respective onion belts. Let’s have more of this shall we? TO THE GAMES!
DEN/BUF: If the Broncs can shut down the Zeke-ster they shouldn’t have a problem with the Real McCoy should they? Fans of Denver worry about this being a ‘trap game’ but I don’t see it. Sure it was ugly but the Bills held the Panthers to only 9 points last week. Look for the league’s 2nd leading tackler, lb Ramon Humber (who?) to stick his nose in C.J. Anderson’s face.
N.O./CAR: As our own King Hippo has pointed out, qb Cam’s shoulder is nowhere near healed and this week he’s listed as questionable. If he can throw it more than ten yards he should get the win because the Saints secondary has been hot garbage ever since that Super Bowl win oh so many years ago.
PIT/CHI: Forecast: A steady rain of “WE WANT TRUTH BISCUIT!” will fall from the stands as the Bears get slowly eviscerated by the Steelers.
ATL/DET: Here’s my pick for the highest-scoring game of the one o’clock spot. Lions qb Tubby McFatterson does just enough to lose (late 4th quater pick perhaps?) a close one at home is the prediction here.
CLE/IND: WARNING: Watching this tilt puts you at an elevated risk of contracting eye-AIDS. The loser of this game is relegated to the CFL.
TB/MIN: The Bucs are still waiting on Doug Martin to return but seem to be doing okay with the trio of Sims, Barber and Rodgers splitting the work. Vikes star cb Rhodes gets a healthy helping of the near unstoppable Mike Evans this week.
HOU/NE: How about another home loss for the Pats? A guy can dream, can’t he? Stupid New England will get the usual mismatches in the passing game that they always do and will keep the Texans D off-balance. Ho hum.
MIA/NYJ: The Jets latest “longest year ever” continues. All is not extraordinarily bleak however. Wr Kearse, the afterthought that was thrown into the ‘get rid of Richardson’ deal, has caught 11 of his 15 targets and has 2 TD’s so far. Along with next year’s high draft pick the Jetskis also have a ton of cap space with which to trick/lure free agents into coming on board.
NYG/PHI: Goddamn it, I wish the Giants had a qb along the lines of Carson Wentz! HC McAdoo will continue to call all the offensive plays that the dreadful O-line won’t be able to execute. The End.
Get at it, lovelies.
And of course…Leslie, a guy from the practice squad the Browns have been ignoring and finally let up, makes an obscenely crazy catch, ODB style.
I expect the Browns to immediately send him back to the practice squad.
What the hells goin’ on in Chicago?!
The DERPENING! What a shit-show.
That’s some phenominal derping, Bears.
What did I miss in Chicago?
THE BEARISTOCRATS!
— Bears receivers
Big Blue View is going to be on fire
That Bears play is definitely the derp of the year so far.
What exactly would the life-expectancy be for a kingdom with an economy based largely if not entirely on the exchange of shitty light beer?
#upforacoup
#dillydillymyass
Refusing to watch any Bears game until 2019 is proving to be a worthy strategy.
I know no one else is watching this game…but I swear to god I have never seen a group of wide receivers drop more passes than this Browns team.
Its like Kizer pissed off all the WR’s and RB’s or something.
switch to the bears game, put your theroy to the test
Kizer is making some AMAZING throws…like fantastic throws…and it hits the receivers in the numbers and they swat the ball away. Its unreal.
They’re not used to on-target throws and are unsure what to do with a ball put right where it needs to be?
I’m watching because I have no choice, and no life.
— DFO motto
I, for one, have always supported the league’s archaic “What is catch?” policy
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Lol Giants score 2 TDs and get 0 points
Womp womp, Gints
GOALLINE STAND MOTHERFUCKERS
Fuck yeahhhhh take that pedo coach!
Bears derping up a blocked FG run back for TD. These Bears would fuck up shitting in the woods.
That is fucking incredible.
Man, what the fuck is that guy even mad about? What are the refs supposed to do, ban your stupidity from the field?
“Make a note of that! Fines for stupidity!”
-R. Goodell, NYC
Commissioner is exempt.
It’s weird seeing Maeby’s tits and them turning out to look exactly as expected.
NSFW link
Holy shit
Holy Leon Lett
…………………
They call him Kobe.
GIANTS TD. Buy all the water and shelf-stable food you can find! The end is near.
He gonna get Megatron’d
NAWT A CATCH
Oh, like they aren’t just attractive disease vectors.
My knockout picks of Miami and Pittsburgh need to step it up.
Giants ball didn’t cross the goalline.
People forget, the whole thing from tip to sac has to cross for the score. smh
Ah, jeez.
Sweet titty Christ the fucking Browns are TURRRRABLE!
They are making Frank Gore look like a young stud.
Kristen Bell?
yep, its from that idiotic burlesque movie. caught part of it on cable once night. I had no idea she was in it, I just vaguely remember the advertisements with cher and christina aguilera
old man Goredown…so some cougar-ness
OH HELL YEAH!!!!!
The original ending to Back to the Future
No, everything is fine.
What the fuck
No concern that those walls could become shrapnel.
Safest place to be is in front of massive glass windows,, ppl forget that
“What’s this about giant glass windows?” – Eric Clapton
Holy Shit I am so going to hell for this
So is he.
Well, same direction at least.
Newsflash – Houston defense is better than New Orleans
Well to be fair Katrina was a more powerful storm.
So was the Nagasaki bomb, nevertheless…
Null > Aggressive negative value with a limit approaching infinity.
Newsflash-Houston’s secondary leakier than New Orleans’s levee system
Butkus>Lambert
I don’t necessarily believe that, i just enjoy pissing off steelers fans.
butkus had no fellow hall of famers on defense though
This is the actual cushion that was put under my leg during my knee procedure last Friday. Not sure how I ended up taking it home, but I think I’d better start searching other areas for unknown stitches.
Check orifices for the cut-out bit, too, just to be safe…
or at least send your surgeon a nice fruit basket
I have 3 CBS channels, and they all decided to show the Browns instead of letting me see the Steelers eat shit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/
Update from the bar: guy next to me is making his own shandies with Coors light and his lemonade or Sprite, can’t get a good look
Anything to make Coors Light tolerable.
When you’re too cheap to buy a Leininkugel’s…
https://media.tenor.co/images/a1d4b3f49184523a8d1667b0d09f03e0/raw
The first beer I ever drank was a Natty at a party in high school. I spent the rest of the party trying to hide the fact that I was mixing it with Kroger-brand Mountain Dew.
I swear I just heard someone say Glennon made a nice throw. Am I having a stroke? I don’t smell any toast.
“WHAT DO WE WANT? AN END TO THANKSGIVING! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!”
The cat was a scab.
The Clots, even tho it’s against Browns, look competent!
(say hey, is that an old typewriter? get outta way!)
Her first name is Olive. Last name is Tti.
How I feel, day after running a half-marathon
We’ve been “re-hydrating”, why haven’t you?
Waiting for the Bengals game to walk down to the bar with an all-Sunday happy hour.
I will never figure out how to post pictures here, and I refuse to let anybody teach me.
Trade Hodor
Delicious Dreamboat derp
Cute tits
The Avatar reboot could use a little work
Jim Cantore has put on a few pounds.
The Eagles plan to give the ball back to the Giants O after going for it on 4th down has come to fruition.
“Look, odds are really good that Eli will throw another INT. Why not let him have the ball?”
Guess Clowney likes Gyros, because that man just ate up some GOAT
Well shit.
Lassie Gets Busted
CLOWNEYDOWN!
Fox Announcer: “Maybe they [Eagles] try to draw them offsides.”
Its 4th & 8. I don’t think the Giants will be drawn off twice in a row.
Well, it IS the Jints.
Commercial break.
I’ll buy two!
So did she.