Your “This London game is BS since it didn’t start super early” Open Thread

Seriously,  why is there a game at all? Just to fuck with the Rams’ attendance and try to raise their average?

You know,  this poses an interesting dilemma: Realistically,  this will be the highest attendance home game for the Rams all year long. And it will be held in London.  Can you see the wheels clicking?

As for the game itself,  I expect it to be a drab and low-scoring affair.

/Pac 12 game breaks out.

The rest of the early morning/afternoon slate is as follows:

Ravens at Vikings

Our own Yeah Right is at this game.  He will hopefully be filing a Boots on the Ground post telling us how many bird carcasses he saw while trying to get into the stadium.

Saints at Packers

Brett Hundley makes his debut as the Green Bay QB. Given UCLA’s recent form,  he’ll throw 2 TDs, 2 INTs, and the Packers will lose 41-38.

Jets at Dolphins

Jets fans do not need to yell “Show your TITS” to women in South Beach as the ladies routinely go topless,  but they will do so anyway.

Panthers at Bears 

And who the fuck thought this was a good game to show to almost the entire country? No wonder the ratings are down!

Buccaneers at Bills 

This game like NEVER happens,  right? Is this like the second time these teams have faced each other in history? I really can’t remember the last time.

Jaguras at Colts

In a division where Houston has a star in Deshaun Watson and Tennessee has a star in Marcus Mariota, the lack of quality quarterbacking in this matchup is striking. Loser goes to the bottom of the pile?

Titans at Browns

Speaking of the Titans,  there is no way they lose to the Browns,  right? If I was still in the Elimination Pool,  I’d be hesitant to pick them in this game.

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Incidentally,  there are only 2 people remaining in the pool!

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JustStopDude

I fucking watched that shit from start to finish…

Wakezilla

You did? Want to talk about it, buddy? Have some hot cocoa.

blaxabbath

Is Mariotta hurt still? Why is this even a game?

Wakezilla

Of course Succop misses on the timeout

Redshirt

Oh, SHAN’KOR, I besheech thee…

Wakezilla

No one likes a Succop

King Hippo

Los Titanicos really content to kick a very long FG

theeWeeBabySeamus

3 yds shorter than I asked for, but I’ll take it if he nails it.
You stay far away Shanklor…you bitch.

theeWeeBabySeamus

yay

litre_cola

Block that kick!

Wakezilla

C’mon Browns, you have 3 minutes to go! Hang in there!

Redshirt

RE: WR-assisted Interception. Like Baseball has Wild Pitches for Pitcher’s fault and Passed Balls for Catcher’s fault, have Interception for QB’s fault and Missed Pass for WR’s fault.

Wakezilla

Hue Jackson is 1-21 as a Browns coach? Did a homeless man tell Haslam that Jackson would lead them to a Superb Owl this year?

Redshirt

When I am Evil Overlord of the World, any team that shows a Prevent Defense will be considered a resignation from the game and a loss. I plan to be a Compassionate Evil Overlord and everyone’s time is valuable and shouldn’t be wasted watching a team slowly lose.

blaxabbath

Hillary Clinton’s campaign strategy was, effectively, to play the Prevent D.

Which is why she did not win and become Evil Overlord.

Wakezilla

Prevent D is so effective, Stay and Elizabeth May ran it in the UK and it worked out for them.

Voiceover: It did not work out for them

ArmedandHammered

I want my daughter to always use the prevent D on all her dates. I hope it more effective in her case.

blaxabbath

We fly teams halfway around the world to get fucking shut up in football games.

Don’t ever fucking tell me that we have any chance at stopping global warming.

Redshirt

DFO Poll: How does this game end?
a. 9-9 tie
b. 11-9 Titans win
c. 12-9 Titans win
d. 15-9 Titans win
e. 2-0 Browns win by Titans forfeit

theeWeeBabySeamus

12-9, Succop 50+ yarder, plz.
/might be biased

blaxabbath

A.

CLE goes 0-15-1.

litre_cola

TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE!!

Wakezilla

Looks like Delaine Limpin to me