Seriously, why is there a game at all? Just to fuck with the Rams’ attendance and try to raise their average?
You know, this poses an interesting dilemma: Realistically, this will be the highest attendance home game for the Rams all year long. And it will be held in London. Can you see the wheels clicking?
As for the game itself, I expect it to be a drab and low-scoring affair.
/Pac 12 game breaks out.
The rest of the early morning/afternoon slate is as follows:
Ravens at Vikings
Our own Yeah Right is at this game. He will hopefully be filing a Boots on the Ground post telling us how many bird carcasses he saw while trying to get into the stadium.
Saints at Packers
Brett Hundley makes his debut as the Green Bay QB. Given UCLA’s recent form, he’ll throw 2 TDs, 2 INTs, and the Packers will lose 41-38.
Jets at Dolphins
Jets fans do not need to yell “Show your TITS” to women in South Beach as the ladies routinely go topless, but they will do so anyway.
Panthers at Bears
And who the fuck thought this was a good game to show to almost the entire country? No wonder the ratings are down!
Buccaneers at Bills
This game like NEVER happens, right? Is this like the second time these teams have faced each other in history? I really can’t remember the last time.
Jaguras at Colts
In a division where Houston has a star in Deshaun Watson and Tennessee has a star in Marcus Mariota, the lack of quality quarterbacking in this matchup is striking. Loser goes to the bottom of the pile?
Titans at Browns
Speaking of the Titans, there is no way they lose to the Browns, right? If I was still in the Elimination Pool, I’d be hesitant to pick them in this game.
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Incidentally, there are only 2 people remaining in the pool!
Comment away!
I fucking watched that shit from start to finish…
That’s…. something
You did? Want to talk about it, buddy? Have some hot cocoa.
And Horatio’s sphincter loosens
Is Mariotta hurt still? Why is this even a game?
Of course Succop misses on the timeout
Oh, SHAN’KOR, I besheech thee…
No one likes a Succop
Los Titanicos really content to kick a very long FG
3 yds shorter than I asked for, but I’ll take it if he nails it.
You stay far away Shanklor…you bitch.
yay
Block that kick!
C’mon Browns, you have 3 minutes to go! Hang in there!
RE: WR-assisted Interception. Like Baseball has Wild Pitches for Pitcher’s fault and Passed Balls for Catcher’s fault, have Interception for QB’s fault and Missed Pass for WR’s fault.
Hue Jackson is 1-21 as a Browns coach? Did a homeless man tell Haslam that Jackson would lead them to a Superb Owl this year?
When I am Evil Overlord of the World, any team that shows a Prevent Defense will be considered a resignation from the game and a loss. I plan to be a Compassionate Evil Overlord and everyone’s time is valuable and shouldn’t be wasted watching a team slowly lose.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign strategy was, effectively, to play the Prevent D.
Which is why she did not win and become Evil Overlord.
Prevent D is so effective, Stay and Elizabeth May ran it in the UK and it worked out for them.
Voiceover: It did not work out for them
I want my daughter to always use the prevent D on all her dates. I hope it more effective in her case.
We fly teams halfway around the world to get fucking shut up in football games.
Don’t ever fucking tell me that we have any chance at stopping global warming.
DFO Poll: How does this game end?
a. 9-9 tie
b. 11-9 Titans win
c. 12-9 Titans win
d. 15-9 Titans win
e. 2-0 Browns win by Titans forfeit
A but I wish E
12-9, Succop 50+ yarder, plz.
/might be biased
A.
CLE goes 0-15-1.
TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE!!
Looks like Delaine Limpin to me