Seriously, why is there a game at all? Just to fuck with the Rams’ attendance and try to raise their average?
You know, this poses an interesting dilemma: Realistically, this will be the highest attendance home game for the Rams all year long. And it will be held in London. Can you see the wheels clicking?
As for the game itself, I expect it to be a drab and low-scoring affair.
/Pac 12 game breaks out.
The rest of the early morning/afternoon slate is as follows:
Ravens at Vikings
Our own Yeah Right is at this game. He will hopefully be filing a Boots on the Ground post telling us how many bird carcasses he saw while trying to get into the stadium.
Saints at Packers
Brett Hundley makes his debut as the Green Bay QB. Given UCLA’s recent form, he’ll throw 2 TDs, 2 INTs, and the Packers will lose 41-38.
Jets at Dolphins
Jets fans do not need to yell “Show your TITS” to women in South Beach as the ladies routinely go topless, but they will do so anyway.
Panthers at Bears
And who the fuck thought this was a good game to show to almost the entire country? No wonder the ratings are down!
Buccaneers at Bills
This game like NEVER happens, right? Is this like the second time these teams have faced each other in history? I really can’t remember the last time.
Jaguras at Colts
In a division where Houston has a star in Deshaun Watson and Tennessee has a star in Marcus Mariota, the lack of quality quarterbacking in this matchup is striking. Loser goes to the bottom of the pile?
Titans at Browns
Speaking of the Titans, there is no way they lose to the Browns, right? If I was still in the Elimination Pool, I’d be hesitant to pick them in this game.
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