I think today is a good day to celebrate my non-existent Mexican heritage by eating a brand of chip that has no real connection to Hispanic culture but hints at it in the name. Behold, “Munchos”! Imagine if you will the end result of a jar of Pringles having a three-way with a salt lick and a teenager with cystic acne. Bang! There’s your Munchos. They will make you drink though, and if you choose booze you’ll wake up in the middle of the night with a desert in your throat. Where am I going with this? I’ve no idea. TO THE GAMES!
Buf/LAC: The Bills D was onto something as late as three weeks ago but then gave up a combined 81 points in their last two “adventures”. Maker of Children Phil Rivers has been cleared to play by an independent consultant that is paid to give that specific diagnosis. Tyrod Taylor gets the benching and fifth-round rook Nathan Peterman makes his first start. I hope his previous experience as a buttoned-down, blonde, blue-eyed president of a Harvard fraternity house prepared him adequately for his new role.
Cin/Den: The Broncs only give up 305 yds. per game but have been buzz-sawed by opponents to the tune of 92 points in their last two outings. On the offensive side, the Bengals inability to run the ball will be countered by Denver’s pathetic qb play. The adjective “watchable” is taking the day off here.
NE/Oak: Ah, Raiders-where did it all go wrong? One little hint that I can see is that the team’s leading receiver isn’t a Crabtree or a Cooper but is actually a Cook. And you know what they say about too many cooks, right? They throw the baby out with the brothwater or something like that. The Pats are favoured by just 7 but have won their last three by an average of 16.
Saddle up, partners-we’ve work to do!
The barbed wire separating fans from the field strangely absent from Azteca today
Hodor?
Is this that Fat Jew all the kids are talking about?
When are we gonna get a game in Quito?
Ref helps Brady up off the ground after he’s been sacked. Loose change, people! LOOSE CHANGE!
I like cheese. It’s like eating umami butter
New England with the INT!
Interception probably gives Patriots worse field position than a punt would have.
PLEASE remove Brock Lobster from game of FOOTBAW
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I’d like to solve the puzzle…
JOHN VERNON DAVIS?
Goddammit. Gimme a zero point zero.
Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
Mount Vernon Davis?
YUP
It’s also an all DMV before and after!
Mount Vernon Davis
Do i get drunk now or later for the Dallas beating?
yinz are gonna win DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!
You had us all at “drunk.”
Yes.
You know that’s gonna be the answer unless you XOR
Pre gaming is best gaming
of course, the week after I cut Booker, the Donks make him the goddamned feature back
Thing I have learned recently, I really enjoy Pinotage roses.
J. Peterman, maybe page Lainie for a chat about that last pickerception.
“No one gets a better view of the field than Brock Osweiler”
Unless its your neighbors from a 1st floor apt
that’s not Gronk
To be fair, almost everybody is not Gronk.
Until they are.
Shit’s communicable
The downside of a 1st floor apartment, I’m forced to choose between keeping the blinds open, walking around naked, or having all the neighbors (of which an alarming number are children) see me naked
it’s CA, little moon doggie be a’ight
Croft != Green
Bengals are going Full Bengal.
Fun fact: Mexico City is at a higher elevation than Denver Colorado
With worse smog/pollution than LA!!!!!!
It was pointed out that The Shield gave NE a solid by having them play in DEN the week before.
Eh, it’s still under 2500 meters, I could run up a flight of stairs there and be fine
Sat Mixon. Will I regret it? So far, no.
this is like the Shitty Clippers match, except they scored on 3rd down.
This is art.
They just gonna trade 99 yard turnover returns?
That was the Bengaliest play I ever seen.
Hahahahah wtf did Cincinnati just do
Same shit. Different Day.
Brock Lobster can make with the sprinting!
and then the debate about where smoking was allowed ended.
Also im calling it Denver Defense is gonna have a big day.
WHOA! Going out on a thin limb here!
You know, or maybe the Bengals D.
Also, lol at defensive players running 100 yds and being all tired
Gonna make myself some nachos. Oh yea!!!
Of course…
FG POSITION WOO!!!!
I miss Munchos.
They’re good.
Fucking useless slurs
They’ll be dancing on bourbon st.
Isn’t that always true, independent of sports results?
This seems like a good point in the season to give up on my team doing squat. Let’s do shots!
I drove to Ikea today for shits and giggles. I bought a $10 lamp because why not?
$10 lamp for the giggles, some rancid meatballs for the shits?
spontaneous fire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpQbkBfHYRc
“Is the Pats game on Mexican radio, oh whoa?”
-Wall of Voodoo
Mexico jokes! GOOOOO PATS!!!!
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Half NFL Madlibs
Before and After rather
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Goddamn I wish I had some SPONCH
Food? Anyone?
gonna go get some snacks. Its windy outside….
Genoa salami, Brie and Cheddar cheese, an apple for healthy change of pace. And several shots of Aberlour scotch.
Oh! I have a mini-brie in the fridge, and some fancy crackers, I should get that out
That’s frickin’ great.
Brie?
Going high protein, low carb. Just ate a pile of shrimps.
The Bengals-Broncos game is like two ugly people making eye contact when the bartender announces Last Call, there will be scoring but it won’t be pretty.
I agree with all of what you said but the scoring part
No lube either.
Moose-sponsored by the good folks at Philip K. Dick Industries.
I don’t think we can rule out Moose being PKD
Well, I AM a dick.
*Name not Richard.