Your “What Day Is It In Mexico?” NFL Open Thread

I think today is a good day to celebrate my non-existent Mexican heritage by eating a brand of chip that has no real connection to Hispanic culture but hints at it in the name. Behold, “Munchos”! Imagine if you will the end result of a jar of Pringles having a three-way with a salt lick and a teenager with cystic acne. Bang! There’s your Munchos. They will make you drink though, and if you choose booze you’ll wake up in the middle of the night with a desert in your throat. Where am I going with this? I’ve no idea. TO THE GAMES!

Buf/LAC: The Bills D was onto something as late as three weeks ago but then gave up a combined 81 points in their last two “adventures”. Maker of Children Phil Rivers has been cleared to play by an independent consultant that is paid to give that specific diagnosis. Tyrod Taylor gets the benching and fifth-round rook Nathan Peterman makes his first start. I hope his previous experience as a buttoned-down, blonde, blue-eyed president of a Harvard fraternity house prepared him adequately for his new role.

Cin/Den: The Broncs only give up 305 yds. per game but have been buzz-sawed by opponents to the tune of 92 points in their last two outings. On the offensive side, the Bengals inability to run the ball will be countered by Denver’s pathetic qb play. The adjective “watchable” is taking the day off here.

NE/Oak: Ah, Raiders-where did it all go wrong? One little hint that I can see is that the team’s leading receiver isn’t a Crabtree or a Cooper but is actually a Cook. And you know what they say about too many cooks, right? They throw the baby out with the brothwater or something like that. The Pats are favoured by just 7 but have won their last three by an average of 16.

Saddle up, partners-we’ve work to do!

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Recovery Whiskey

The barbed wire separating fans from the field strangely absent from Azteca today

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

Hodor?

Mother Puncher

Is this that Fat Jew all the kids are talking about?

rockingdog

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Doktor Zymm

When are we gonna get a game in Quito?

rockingdog

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Doktor Zymm

I like cheese. It’s like eating umami butter

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

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New England with the INT!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Interception probably gives Patriots worse field position than a punt would have.

King Hippo

PLEASE remove Brock Lobster from game of FOOTBAW

Doktor Zymm

_ _ _ _\N _ | _ _ R N _ N | _ _ _ _ S

theeWeeBabySeamus

May I buy an “O”, Dok?

Doktor Zymm

_ O_ N _ | _ _ R N O N | _ _ _ _ S

Col. Duke LaCross

I’d like to solve the puzzle…

JOHN VERNON DAVIS?

Col. Duke LaCross

Goddammit. Gimme a zero point zero.

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mount Vernon Davis?

Doktor Zymm

YUP

Doktor Zymm

It’s also an all DMV before and after!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mount Vernon Davis

Spur

Do i get drunk now or later for the Dallas beating?

King Hippo

yinz are gonna win DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!

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You had us all at “drunk.”

Doktor Zymm

Yes.

You know that’s gonna be the answer unless you XOR

Recovery Whiskey

Pre gaming is best gaming

King Hippo

of course, the week after I cut Booker, the Donks make him the goddamned feature back

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Thing I have learned recently, I really enjoy Pinotage roses.

King Hippo

J. Peterman, maybe page Lainie for a chat about that last pickerception.

rockingdog

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Recovery Whiskey

“No one gets a better view of the field than Brock Osweiler”

Unless its your neighbors from a 1st floor apt

King Hippo

that’s not Gronk

theeWeeBabySeamus

Until they are.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shit’s communicable

Doktor Zymm

The downside of a 1st floor apartment, I’m forced to choose between keeping the blinds open, walking around naked, or having all the neighbors (of which an alarming number are children) see me naked

King Hippo

it’s CA, little moon doggie be a’ight

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Croft != Green

Redshirt

Bengals are going Full Bengal.

rockingdog

Fun fact: Mexico City is at a higher elevation than Denver Colorado

theeWeeBabySeamus

With worse smog/pollution than LA!!!!!!

King Hippo

It was pointed out that The Shield gave NE a solid by having them play in DEN the week before.

Doktor Zymm

Eh, it’s still under 2500 meters, I could run up a flight of stairs there and be fine

Doktor Zymm

Sat Mixon. Will I regret it? So far, no.

King Hippo

this is like the Shitty Clippers match, except they scored on 3rd down.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

This is art.

rockingdog

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Col. Duke LaCross

They just gonna trade 99 yard turnover returns?

Redshirt

That was the Bengaliest play I ever seen.

Recovery Whiskey

Hahahahah wtf did Cincinnati just do

Redshirt

Same shit. Different Day.

King Hippo

Brock Lobster can make with the sprinting!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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and then the debate about where smoking was allowed ended.

rockingdog

Also im calling it Denver Defense is gonna have a big day.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHOA! Going out on a thin limb here!

Doktor Zymm

You know, or maybe the Bengals D.
Also, lol at defensive players running 100 yds and being all tired

rockingdog

Gonna make myself some nachos. Oh yea!!!

Redshirt

Of course…

King Hippo

FG POSITION WOO!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I miss Munchos.
They’re good.

Gratliff

Fucking useless slurs

Recovery Whiskey

They’ll be dancing on bourbon st.

Doktor Zymm

Isn’t that always true, independent of sports results?

Doktor Zymm

This seems like a good point in the season to give up on my team doing squat. Let’s do shots!

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I drove to Ikea today for shits and giggles. I bought a $10 lamp because why not?

Doktor Zymm

$10 lamp for the giggles, some rancid meatballs for the shits?

King Hippo

spontaneous fire?

King Hippo
rockingdog

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rockingdog

Mexico jokes! GOOOOO PATS!!!!

Doktor Zymm

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Half NFL Madlibs

Doktor Zymm

Before and After rather

BrettFavresColonoscopy

R

Doktor Zymm

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Col. Duke LaCross

S

Doktor Zymm

_ _ _ _ _ | _ _ R _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ S

BrettFavresColonoscopy

N

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

Goddamn I wish I had some SPONCH

rockingdog

gonna go get some snacks. Its windy outside….

Recovery Whiskey

Genoa salami, Brie and Cheddar cheese, an apple for healthy change of pace. And several shots of Aberlour scotch.

Doktor Zymm

Oh! I have a mini-brie in the fridge, and some fancy crackers, I should get that out

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Brie?

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Col. Duke LaCross

Going high protein, low carb. Just ate a pile of shrimps.

Redshirt

The Bengals-Broncos game is like two ugly people making eye contact when the bartender announces Last Call, there will be scoring but it won’t be pretty.

King Hippo

I agree with all of what you said but the scoring part

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No lube either.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

I don’t think we can rule out Moose being PKD

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, I AM a dick.

*Name not Richard.

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