Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th. But we’re ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago.
But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th? True story, Bro.
My marriage sucked all teh ass. It almost killed me (literally), truth be told. Not because it started on a Friday the 13th. But rather because I was an idiot. I can own that.
I’m not bitter….YOU’RE BITTER!!!!!!
We live and we learn. Hopefully.
Sadly, sometimes we don’t learn as quickly as we should. Sometimes, we even repeat past mistakes (and by “we”, of course I mean “me” because I’m stupid). But, as long as we’re still above ground and trying, that’s what counts. And hopefully, eventually, we recognize our shitty patterns of mistakes moar quickly the next time around.
Fortunately, I did. Doesn’t make it feel better, but I am kinda proud I didn’t let it almost kill me this time.
Last year, I almost blew it. I waited and waited and waited. And I almost waited too long.
This year, we’re doing it early. The opening round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs has just begun. No procrastinating this year.
I love hockey. I didn’t watch as much of it this season as I would have liked. But the playoffs are here and it’s time to overdose on it…. now that it’s 80° outside. SMGDH. But still…
Sexy Hockey Girls!!!!!!!!
I’m going to try my best not to repeat any from last year. But no promises because some of them were pretty damned hot. Let’s see what happens.
My thoughts exactly, Noob Noob.
I think my ice is melting.
Yeah I Know
A lot of you are gonna hate me for this one. But I’m doing it anyway.
Yes I feel kinda dirty now. But I’m also giggling my ass off.
Which is better than last night when I wanted to drive to our nation’s capital and murderize Evgeny Kuznetsov. Fucking idiot. I hope you silly DC Russians still like spring golf. You’ll get to the course earlier this year apparently.
Have a great weekend everyone.
(except for you stinking Yinzers)