TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th.  But we’re ignoring that.  Mostly because I just did that six months ago.

But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th?  True story, Bro.

My marriage sucked all teh ass.  It almost killed me (literally), truth be told.  Not because it started on a Friday the 13th.  But rather because I was an idiot.  I can own that.

I’m not bitter….YOU’RE BITTER!!!!!!

(ahem)

We live and we learn.  Hopefully.

Sadly, sometimes we don’t learn as quickly as we should.  Sometimes, we even repeat past mistakes (and by “we”, of course I mean “me” because I’m stupid).  But, as long as we’re still above ground and trying, that’s what counts.  And hopefully, eventually, we recognize our shitty patterns of mistakes moar quickly the next time around.

Fortunately, I did.  Doesn’t make it feel better, but I am kinda proud I didn’t let it almost kill me this time.

Hockey Girls

Last year, I almost blew it.  I waited and waited and waited.  And I almost waited too long.

This year, we’re doing it early.  The opening round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs has just begun.  No procrastinating this year.

I love hockey.  I didn’t watch as much of it this season as I would have liked.  But the playoffs are here and it’s time to overdose on it…. now that it’s 80° outside.  SMGDH.  But still…

Sexy Hockey Girls!!!!!!!!

Woooooo!!!!!!!

I’m going to try my best not to repeat any from last year.  But no promises because some of them were pretty damned hot.  Let’s see what happens.

Enjoy….

 

My thoughts exactly, Noob Noob.

I think my ice is melting.

Yeah I Know

A lot of you are gonna hate me for this one.  But I’m doing it anyway.

Yes I feel kinda dirty now.  But I’m also giggling my ass off.

Which is better than last night when I wanted to drive to our nation’s capital and murderize Evgeny Kuznetsov.  Fucking idiot.  I hope you silly DC Russians still like spring golf.  You’ll get to the course earlier this year apparently.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s!!!

(except for you stinking Yinzers)

Grumble, Grumble.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Oh, great. I fell down the hole of Chloe Moretz’s subreddit.

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They’re already here.

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Fucking … God Damn It.

You know she recently got a boob job.

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Camel race!!

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Supposedly Katy Perry.

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It is.

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She is still fine as Hell. I still can’t believe she married Mr. Burns’s shitty actor spawn.

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Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Hilarity ensues.

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Oh, Hannah.

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yeah right

I fell down the youtube music hole earlier thanks to Rikki’s Request line.
And Primus, you’re guilty of this too my brother Seamus.
Good stuff.

This shit is legal now?

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Probably should play the song that goes with this comment.

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Hi Everyone!

I told a few of you folks about this earlier but my 5 year old angelfish, Wanda moved on to that great bowl of tartar sauce in the sky a couple of days ago.

They offered grief counseling but I graciously declined.

It’s a fish but still?

Anyway good time to restock the fish tank since the kraken is dead.
I bought 2 new angel fish and a 6 pack each of neon tetras and orange heart tetras.

The tank looks immaculate.

/pours one out for Wanda.

Got to keep moving.

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I like that you can buy a six-pack of fish.

yeah right

I liked it so much that I bought two.

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She seems smart.

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She’s SUPER conservative Christian, though. I assume Southern Baptist since she’s Georgian.

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So she skipped all the modesty crap apparently. The old testament too.

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I’m all shoulders on that.

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I wish I had a pool or spa or access to one.

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Nice jacket.

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JACKET OFF!

JACKET OFF!

JACKET OFF!

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Aren’t we all?

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The unique shape of light bulbs make insertion far easier than extraction.

Ppl forget that.

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That sounds familiar somehow.

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Pretty sure I stole it from here

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Huuummmmmmmmm. Jokes have no warantees.

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Those are flashbulbs, not lightbulbs. GE #5B, GE #11, GE #22B, and GE #50. If you want to be extra-fancy and impress all the guys down at the camera swap meet, refer to the screw-type bulbs as having “Mazda bases.” They’ll know not to fuck with the likes of you.

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Looks familiar somehow.

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I could go see that ass in a theater for basically free. Maybe I should.

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