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“Is Gary Bettman Dead Yet?” – A Spiteful NHL Season Preview Open Thread
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, once again here to show why October is the best sports month as, in conjunction with the…
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Your “I Could Get Used To This” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The waiting is over: Everson Griffen has signed a one-year deal with the Cowboys. It’s worth up to $6.0 million. It also…
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Your “Everybody’s Getting New Threads” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Dr. Anthony Fauci, the guy constantly rolling his eyes whenever Dr. President Trump speaks on COVID-19, says the only way professional sports…
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Your Tuesday Evening NHL Eastern Conference Preview & Open Thread
Well, let’s get this out of the way: Congrats Seamus. And as a reminder, I’m very disappointed in the rest of you. For the…
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Your 2018-19 NHL Eastern Conference Preview
Hi, I’m Beerguyrob. As I am Canadian, I am more than qualified to rant about the upcoming NHL season. Y’know, that sport which occupies…
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Your “Just Missed a Two For One Deal” Monday Evening Thread
Hooray for stock images! But damn woodball P*ts. Could’ve had ourselves some potential high-quality schadenfreudes if things worked out nicely. Plural. Instead of potentially…
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Your “I Know Whom To Kill; I Don’t Need The Other Options” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, this rates about a 6 on the interesting scale: the Patriots brought in Lamar Jackson for a visit & interview. No…
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TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole
Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th. But we’re ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell…
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“Canada’s Real Team Lives In The West” – A DFO Western Conference Preview
As is DFO custom, interested parties have been surveyed for their favourite team’s chances to survive the first round on their way to win…
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Your “Nope, I Was Wrong” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Today is slower than yesterday. NFL News: Mike Tomlin is not a fan of touchdown celebrations. This is apparently news. Given how many timeouts…