Your “When You’ve Squandered All You’ve Earned” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

So, I think I have the mood of the Commentists correct when I say that the only thing we hope for from today’s Conference title games is that Alabama gets kept out of the playoff, right? I forget who brought up Bamafreude last week & its relation to Patriots schadenfreude, but I agree with the general sentiment. It’s hard to say who’s more contemptible – Belichick or Saban. They’re both masters of fucking the rules, but Belichick at least has to worry about a capricious commissioner whereas Saban doesn’t have to worry about a salary cap.

I also kinda don’t want Wisconsin to get in, just so I don’t have to deal with a million cuts during the game to JJ Watt air-humping a Badger on the sideline. But that’s just me. However, if it came down to Alabama or Wisconsin then I say let JJ wreck another joint.


NFL Broadcast maps – courtesy 506sports.com

CBS SINGLE


 Anchorage AK  |   Fairbanks AK
 Honolulu HI

New England @ Buffalo Jim Nantz, Tony Romo
Kansas City @ NY Jets Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts
San Francisco @ Chicago Andrew Catalon, James Lofton
Houston @ Tennessee Greg Gumbel, Trent Green
Indianapolis @ Jacksonville Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
Cleveland @ LA Chargers (LATE) Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

That is… a slate of games.

FOX EARLY


 Anchorage AK  |   Fairbanks AK
 Honolulu HI

Minnesota @ Atlanta Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis
Detroit @ Baltimore Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman
Tampa Bay @ Green Bay Tim Brando, Greg Jennings
Denver @ Miami Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth
NO GAME due to local team at home on CBS

My guess is that I.C.E. is having this game shown along the Rio Grande in order to drive potential migrants away.

FOX LATE


 Anchorage AK  |   Fairbanks AK
 Honolulu HI

Carolina @ New Orleans Joe Buck, Troy Aikman
NY Giants @ Oakland Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber
LA Rams @ Arizona Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston
NO GAME due to local team at home on CBS

WHY THE FUCK would FOX punish St. Louis with the Rams game?


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Canucks – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Wings at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Oilers at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
  •  NCAA:
    • Football:
      • Mountain West Football Championship: Fresno State at Boise State – 7:45PM | ESPN
      • ACC Football Championship: Miami vs. Clemson – 8:00PM | ABC
      • Big Ten Football Championship: Ohio State vs. Wisconsin – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Basketball:
      • Princeton vs. Miami – 8:00PM | ESPNU
      • Southern California at SMU – 10:00PM | ESPNU
  • UFC 218
    • Prelims: Holloway vs. Aldo 2: From Detroit – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN2

I’ll be at the night game in Seattle Sunday. Please note that I probably started drinking about 1:00PM, so am not responsible for whatever I say in the open thread.

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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So far Vegas and New Orleans and maybe Memphis are the only towns where I feel like I should smoke. Out of self defense mostly.
Cigarettes. We’re still talking cigarettes.

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A lit cigarette as an effective weapon?

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We bet an insane 6 team parlay for tomorrow.
If we win just open your windows.
You’ll hear us.

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Details?

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6 NFL teams tomorrow. I’m sure we’ve got the Vikes, Pack, Raiders, Jacksonville and it gets a little fuzzy after that.
TWBS has the money.
Wee trust him.

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Impressive. When you hit it, the plan is to fly all of us out to celebrate right?

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Oh heck yah!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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We do?

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Anyway, I’m drunk af so I guess it’s time to try this CBD oil.

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My co-writers are idiots.

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What did they do now?

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Surprised it’s only 29 for the LOLphins

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I had a productive work session: While my tutee worked on their essay, I was trolling the shit out of Ice Argos’ twitter. Holy shit, it was wild. Then when I had them frothing at the mouth, demanding to know who my favorite team was, I replied with “Oh, I only follow Junior A hockey.” LOL.

TBF, those fuckers deserved it.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
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The only Conan I recognize at this point in my life is the one who answered the question of what’s best in life:

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Quick pause for readjustment in Vegas. Still have money, still have coherence but we’re down in numbers by half.
We must push on man! This town needs an enema!

To the sports book!

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Money and coherence are good things! Though I notice dignity and self respect are absent…

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Dignity and self-respect are useless.

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duly noted.

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The atrophy is clearly Litre’s fault

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Where are you now?

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At the Peppermill. Rat Pack Vegas style G!

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Drunk going through the comics…oh my god there are some terrible punishers. Like Punisher fights Santa Claus shit…

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PUNISHER 2099: MINISTER OF PUNISHMENT

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Speaking of terrible projects involving Santa:

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What a way with words.

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What ever happened to MTWV?

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Good question. Do we need a DFO In Memorium video for lost kommenters?

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No.

The door only flies open in one direction.

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Didn’t he say he was going to take a break from DFO?

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