So, I think I have the mood of the Commentists correct when I say that the only thing we hope for from today’s Conference title games is that Alabama gets kept out of the playoff, right? I forget who brought up Bamafreude last week & its relation to Patriots schadenfreude, but I agree with the general sentiment. It’s hard to say who’s more contemptible – Belichick or Saban. They’re both masters of fucking the rules, but Belichick at least has to worry about a capricious commissioner whereas Saban doesn’t have to worry about a salary cap.
I also kinda don’t want Wisconsin to get in, just so I don’t have to deal with a million cuts during the game to JJ Watt air-humping a Badger on the sideline. But that’s just me. However, if it came down to Alabama or Wisconsin then I say let JJ wreck another joint.
NFL Broadcast maps – courtesy 506sports.com
CBS SINGLE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | New England @ Buffalo | Jim Nantz, Tony Romo |
| █ | Kansas City @ NY Jets | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
| █ | San Francisco @ Chicago | Andrew Catalon, James Lofton |
| █ | Houston @ Tennessee | Greg Gumbel, Trent Green |
| █ | Indianapolis @ Jacksonville | Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon |
| █ | Cleveland @ LA Chargers (LATE) | Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta |
That is… a slate of games.
FOX EARLY
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Minnesota @ Atlanta | Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis |
| █ | Detroit @ Baltimore | Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman |
| █ | Tampa Bay @ Green Bay | Tim Brando, Greg Jennings |
| █ | Denver @ Miami | Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on CBS | |
My guess is that I.C.E. is having this game shown along the Rio Grande in order to drive potential migrants away.
FOX LATE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Carolina @ New Orleans | Joe Buck, Troy Aikman |
| █ | NY Giants @ Oakland | Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber |
| █ | LA Rams @ Arizona | Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on CBS | |
WHY THE FUCK would FOX punish St. Louis with the Rams game?
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Canucks – 7:00PM | CBC
- Wings at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Oilers at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Football:
- Mountain West Football Championship: Fresno State at Boise State – 7:45PM | ESPN
- ACC Football Championship: Miami vs. Clemson – 8:00PM | ABC
- Big Ten Football Championship: Ohio State vs. Wisconsin – 8:00PM | FOX
- Basketball:
- Princeton vs. Miami – 8:00PM | ESPNU
- Southern California at SMU – 10:00PM | ESPNU
- Football:
- UFC 218
- Prelims: Holloway vs. Aldo 2: From Detroit – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
I’ll be at the night game in Seattle Sunday. Please note that I probably started drinking about 1:00PM, so am not responsible for whatever I say in the open thread.
That didnt end well OSU
Well fuck
What’s going on in the ACC game?
/changes channel
Well, shit.
yeah, I’d advise forgetting there’s an ACC game (like Miami did)
I don’t want an artificial intelligence to know what I watch.
Why it would make better inferences about what you would like to see than the current network morons. An AI would never have cancelled Firefly.
punt? You fat pussy
hey, good call, fat pussy!
Jesus, Fresno
Yep. That was some shitty play calling.
Ok, that was a bit of redemption.
at least they didn’t try kicking an 18-yard FG from the hash like moe-rons
That is why that head coach would never make it in the NFL
Tedford didn’t make it at Cal, but I always liked him.
http://www.espn.com/espn/now?nowId=21-0728721938943318943-4
Live look in to the CFP committee
Much less hookers and blow than I expected.
well, Condi ain’t there no more
Hes like a radio color commentator set to 11
Boise/Fresno might be the only watchable contest
“Barrett… turns on the afterburners”
sometimes I don’t think Gus Johnson even cares what’s happening in the game, he’s just excited.
If those were his afterburners, Pratt & Whitney gots some splainin to do…
These afterburners, they stink! Instead of Skunkworks I should call you… well ok, that actually works.
Northrup Grumman or GTFO
oh God, their DBs are white, too??
It IS Wisconsin.
That’ll do, blAndy. That’ll do.
No matter what crimes, past or present; known or unknown; punished or unpunished that Russia has committed, they don’t deserve any music of Shostakovitch to be used in some bullshit christmas car commercial. BUT ESPECIALLY WALTZ NO.2!
So, over/under on Barret’s knee going kersplodey?
I suspect it already did on scramble #1, he just don’t feel it through all the horse tranquilizers
Now let’s see if Barrett hasn’t regressed to blAndy Dalton.
3 games at simultaneous commercial
Mr. Winkles is not happy with his Wiscy brethren. CHOMPSNARLGROWL, indeed.
We replaced (insert Wisconsin coach name here) with Pete Carroll. Let’s see if anyone notices.
my PeyPey neck doctor gave me a new muscle relaxer to go with my usual smack – Skelaxin. Anybody use that before?
Skelaxin? Is that some weird combo of Skeletor and Skrillex’s jizz?
I….hope not?
/still, I likes mah drugs
“It makes your skeleton, relax! Skelaxin.”
c’mon, turnover chain fuckwads. You the Lesser Evil fer once.
Go Go WISCO!!!!!
Did that graphic just say Wisconsin’s rb has 1800 yards this season? It seems the Heisman Trophy has been narrowed from rbs and qbs to just qbs.
Just like Superbowl MVPs
Well damn. Looks like the Tide will be rolling.
Sorry, America.
If OSU wins a close game.
Going out for some dranks. Back later, turdburgers.
Bring me back something!
Cigarettes?
Dad?
I really dislike fucking Clemson
Picky picky.
Oh I’d trade all* my Baker Mayfield pun jokes for just one Travis Etienne joke to come together before the season is over.
*all in this case means 80% at most.
Barrett can’t run
Those Badgers walked him down, man. That ain’t good.
Time for Cardale 2.0
yeah if Urban gots him a pocket passer, it would be the first time ever
Looks slooooow.
.
fucking Miami, fucking Wisconsin, fucking GAMBLOR
Heeeyyyyy, Its-a ‘nother Bosa! Whatsamattawithyou?
Is it AIDS? Can we give him AIDS if we all wish hard enough at once??
Oooooh, sorry. We were looking for advanced syphilis. Better luck next time.
This is the last of the overnight bullshit I’ve worked through. By the time I rotate back to this, I will be gainfully employed elsewhere. After going out Half Baked style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqeXSYc8nE
yes ppl, you should watch Baskets it’s goddamned genius
Take note, NFL. This is how you do the National Anthem.
But think of the 80 yard long flags!!
Cardale Jones’ still in the NFL?!
XFL Scramble for the Ball with the Marching Bands?
Evening commentists i hope you are all well. I am on the down side of day drunk.
3 cheers for Litre_Cola!
Just in time to ramp it back up for the evening!
Nice shoulders! You done a good!
#SecondDrunkWind
aka the Gravy Boat
“The House that Peyton Built?”
/BARFBLECHBARF
Again…fucking Fresno
Whitlock AND Cowherd on one show? Can North Korea’s next missile land on that studio?
If they just invite Kellyanne Conway to be a special guest I see no reason why this shouldn’t happen…
If we can get Trump, Ryan, Pelosi and Senator Turtle there…
Would it help you vote Demmycrat for Congress if the challenger candidates pledged to vote Diamond Joe Biden for Speaker? That way you need not worry about Pelosi in line of succession? Nice, safe placeholder bridge to 2020.
Yes
my shower political revelation worked!
I like Biden. I don’t agree with his politics but I feel he wants to do the right thing.
I would’ve voted for him if he ran last year.
Yeah, I feel like we could use a guy like that again, whatever his foibles.
fucking Fresno, man
Don’t tease me right now squirrel…
I’d kill for a nut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZJSpVb6uFg&ab_channel=ThingsICantFindOtherwise
This is how Hippo makes his betting choices.
keep betting until sommet works!
Even though they’s out of Watt’s, it’s nice to see they still have honky LBs of my approximate build and athleticism.
Oh, Football Gods, I hereby give you a Bengals sacrificial offering on Monday for a 77-0 Ohio State win. Not enough? Okay, 28-7. Still not enough? Alright, a win. Still not enough? Fine, a can of Cherry Coke. Fine! Room temperature is okay.
“Cherry Coke?! Slow down, bud.”
— Joe Flacco
More upsets please.
given my moneyline bets…WOO!!!!
If the college world can burn AND people get paid? I’m ok with this.
Fox is trolling St. Louis. Hey!!! Membah when you had both of these teams? How about now?
I like how my phone corrects “Saban“ to “Satan”.
“I threatened legal action if they didn’t!” – Nick S., Tuscaloosa, AL
I never thought I would be in a position to defend Satan but here we are.
I am hoping Wiscy gets in (they would be a fun turd in the punch bowl), but if they don’t then Roll Damn Tide over tOSU.
I brought up Bamafreude. It’s the closest thing I have since Patriots Schadenfreude day is usually just a blackout day for me.
Thanks. I didn’t feel like scrolling through a couple thousand comments to find the answer. #lazy
Sadly, Auburn is playing like Bo Jackson’s current hip.