Your “How Much Is Positive Karma Worth? /Asking For A City” AFC Wild Card Game Open Thread

Much has been made of the chicken wing donation and the $300,000+ that has been donated to Andy Dalton’s “Spare The Red Child Foundation” and rightfully so. It’s makes all the rubes out there feel good in all their feeling places and might just do some concrete good in the world. Does this translate to a win on an actual football field for the Bills? To answer that we must go…TO THE GAME!

Buffalo/Jacksonville:

Here’s the thang-it looks like a bad matchup for the squadoo from upper New York State. The Jags lead the league in rushing offense and the Bills are ranked 30th in stopping that there run. That’s a double “Oof!” as I read it. Weaknesses and strengths tend to magnify themselves in the playoffs and I can’t see the Jags regressing that much.

Injury:

There’s a report out there that Shady McCoy, following a strict regimen of spa treatments and the ingestion of a stewy concoction of various flightless bird juices, (“try the emu, it’s got a nutty aftertaste!”) is ready and raring to go. Otherwise, it’s a long way down to Mike “He’s in the league still?” Tolbert and some Murphy kid and all of his 8 career carries.

Positive Bortles(?):

The fella has some good numbers at home including a 64% completion rate and a nifty 15/5 TD to intercept stat.

My Hot Takeaway:

The Bills will have to force turnovers early in order to offset the steady, belly-filling diet of Fournette that will be stuffed down their gullet. If the Jags get up by two scores early, no amount of broken tables can bring the Bills back.

Pound that keyboard like the champ that you are!

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blaxabbath

Indian casino commercials are weird considering they absolutely avoid mentioning the tribe or showing any Indians in the commercial.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Charge of the Light Brigade
Charge of the Light Brigade

The sad thing is that went as well as could be expected.

blaxabbath

Who’s the new black guy on the CBS studio show?

Petronel
Petronel

Nate Burleson, from Good Morning Football.

Wakezilla

Someone who hasn’t been caught for sexual assault, yet…

blaxabbath

I like that Boomer’s tablet is plugged in. That really sells me on their battery life… I

Wakezilla

Everytime a Canadian takes a shit on the CFL and sucks the NFL’s dick, I’m just gonna play this game for them and ask them to tell me what the fuck is a catch

blaxabbath

Give me the JFF Tigercats!

blaxabbath

We all watching some amateur basketball action now?!

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Folding tables in Buffalo metro area breathe a sigh of relief.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Labatt kegs, however, tremble in terror.

blaxabbath

Call me crazy but I think BUF has no business being in the post season so I say we just call their streak the longest without a meaningful playoff appearance.

King Hippo

Tracy: “How does it feel to be the worst winning playoff QB since Kerry Collins?”

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

My guess is equally as drunk.

Dunstan
Dunstan

NFL just said “fuck it, we can’t subject anyone to more of this.”

bk109
bk109

More like “Does it involve the Pats? No? Then fuck it.. it’s a catch” XD

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Marvin Lewis playoff wins: 0

Blake Bortles playoff wins: 1

Me: LOL

blaxabbath

Schoano’s Bills woulda gotten The TO on that kneel.

King Hippo

My cover bet lives!! Sorry, Tyrod.

Smithchez
Smithchez

I hate the bills as much as anybody, but I kind of feel awful for Peterman. That’s probably the last play of his NFL career.

Also, Riveron is fucking atrocious as the replay coordinator.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

His career, huh? Five minutes ago I’d never heard of him.

Doktor Zymm

THE CATCH IS A LIE

bk109
bk109

So, does this mean that we’re gonna see some Tits in NE? 😀

King Hippo

yup

bk109
bk109

Woohoo! Now if can only convince mrs.bk109 to be a bit less strict when it comes to boozin’ at the stadium , it’ll be a fun weekend 😀

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

End this fucking game, NFL.

Dick E. Phuck
Dick E. Phuck

This catch rule is so stupid.

blaxabbath

Cannot overturn.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

PETERMAN MIGHT GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO FUCK THIS UP

blaxabbath

Is everyone gonna transituon to terrible helmets now?

King Hippo

THAT IS A CATCH, even though There Is No Catch

rockingdog
rockingdog

survive the ground!

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

/takes deep breath

WHAT IN GOD’S FUCKING NAME IS A CATCH?!?!?!?!?!?

Petronel
Petronel

WAITAMINUTE

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

NAWT A CATCH!

LemonJello
LemonJello

There it is. Like the prophecy foretold.

King Hippo

Nice pickerception

ThePirateSloth
ThePirateSloth

Holy fuck what a play

WCS

EVERYONE IN THE HERPES POOL!

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