2017 Quotables – Divisional Round (Submissions)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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I’ve not much to say that hasn’t already been presented this week. Like many of you, I’m rooting for Jags v Vikings in the Super Bowl (and I expect the Vikings to just take directly to the streets if they win) but we all know it’s going to be N*E coming out of the AFC.

Nonetheless, Quotables persists. So I’m gonna wrap up the text here and just let you all get on with the submissions.


Eagles quarterback Nick Foles completes a pass against the Atlanta Falcons.

Presented without comment.

Blake Bortles. Cool 5 year old.

“I have a great idea for a comeback movie. We remake Ace Ventura EXCEPT that Jaxon De Ville was the mascot who is kidnapped! No no, I don’t need my robe, thank you.” -Harvey Weinstein

[Editorial] This is a pretty likable Vikings team.

Look, I’ll never discourage commenting HOWEVA, if you’re going to bring a “white people + rhythm” crack here, best come legit.

Nightmare, as the kids say, fuel

Can’t have playoffs without Romo.
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Hippo’s totally betting the NFC in this year’s puppy bowl.

Wakezilla

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“See! We told you it wasn’t a glitch!”

–EA Sports execs defending another mediocre Madden game–

Wakezilla

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“That’s my favorite song! ‘We’re going to the ‘Y-Y-Y-Y-‘”

–Trent Green–

Redshirt

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God has also not forgiven the Falcons for 28-3.

Senor Weaselo

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