(Yeah, Swoop does not silhouette well.)
I know there’s a lot anti Eagles-fan (present company always excluded) hate floating around here after the behavior of Philadelphians on Sunday.
And that hate is understandably valid. I think we’ve all been a little spoiled by dealing with Broncos fans and Seahawks “fans” in recent years and we’ve become detached from what it’s like when urban whites forget that it isn’t necessarily an attack on their livelihood when they aren’t winning four major sports championships every year.
Nonetheless, I am kind of relieved their recorded antics overwhelmed media this weekend. Since The Shield seems to using the playoffs as the time to get super anal about infringement issues (yeah, why would you want publicity right before the Super Bowl?) I am, again, reliant on the performances of the fans to deliver quality Quotables submissions. Not gonna lie, this would be a challenge for me. But for all of you, I have faith that you’re up to the challenge.
With just two more weeks to go, here are your Conference Championship Quotables.
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This kind of reaction is usually reserved for 40+ yearold blond streakers…
“Are you sure it isn’t a catch?”
–Jeff Triplette and all refs under league orders
This is a secret Belichick language code for “Fuck you, Alex Guerrero.”
Carson Wentz doing his impression of Drew Magary’s aortic valve before his heart gave out the final time.
I could have sworn Richard Spencer was a Pats fan.
“If you think this was good, you should have seen how he got home from the game.”
-Philadelphia Ambulance Driver
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You think they’d realize that no one will ever win in a fight over Pats and Geno’s by now.
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Gronk might want to eat a Tide pod to clean out some of those cobwebs.
Indian Takeout
“Pfft, amateurs. The table’s still standing!”-Bills fans